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Everytime you watch family related porn or call your partner "daddy or mommy" your just proving Sigmund Freud right and that's just ain't it right that, I ain't taking the L that is Freud winning.

#stepsister #step brothers #step siblings #sigmund freud #Daddy #mommy #ain't ever going to let that man win

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The dad from the wild thornberrys exclames a good "gushing" when ever her stops for a breath while he eats his wife out.

#wild thornberrys #ravishing #gushing

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I like to micro dose hyper fixations like having a one night stand with them but those one there *looks to a dark corner with some scurrying creatures inside* they can stay ill macrodose them all the time

#adhd #micro dose #hyperfixation #scurrying #dark corners

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THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS, REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

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if your ghost and your zombie body fall in love postmortem does that qualify as incest or just overly complicated masturbation

#shit post #ghost #philosophical #questions

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The lyrics "she wears short shorts, I wear t-shirts" suggest that she is Mikey Mousing it, while Taylor is over hear Winnie the poohing it. Both of which aren't appropriate for being the cheer captain or in the bleachers

#waiting for the day that you wake up and find that what your looking for has been here the whole time #Winnie the pooh #mickey mouse #Taylor Swift #you belong with me #literal lyrics

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i’m curious. in the tags let me know a media property that lowers your opinion of somebody’s tastes when you find out they enjoy it, not because it’s genuinely harmful but because it sucks. bonus points if you explain why

#me whenever i see certain people liking the same material as me #YOU like the material too well that make me feel like absolute garbage #also the action genre of movies in general or probably any media that can be described as car genre #the fast and the furious movies

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My friend needs your feedback!! He runs a website [Lingopie] where you can learn a language by watching TV shows and movies.

As a polyglot, he is super passionate about learning and teaching languages and wants to help students and language learners succeed. He has been working on this project 24/7, so your feedback would make his day! Here is the problem:

His website is still young, so they have limited funds to obtain licenses for movies and television shows. To help as many people as possible, he is wondering what languages you would like to learn or have exams for, so he can focus on expanding the media collection for these languages. I really like him and want his project to succeed, so I created a form where you can vote.

The following languages are available at the moment: Japanese 🇯🇵, Korean 🇰🇷, Spanish 🇪🇸, French 🇫🇷, German 🇩🇪, Italian 🇮🇹, Portuguese 🇵🇹 and English 🇺🇸

Which language are you most interested in? Please vote here!

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I'm sorry the clogs stay ON during sex

#wooden clogs #clogs #sleeping clogs #sleeping shoes #drawfee #re-drawing a scene from memory #jacob drawfee #karina drawfee

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gay as fuck for a guy to be left handed to be honest. why do you need that sort of dexterity? to unbutton other men’s shirts?

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Oh do one Y'ALL WANT to post about my url huh, you craving some post about putinsactualbigdick cause no you can't have any go starve from the lack of content I give about his actual big dick, muskrats

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

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Every once in a while Tumblr just falls over and starts convulsing and its entire user base just kinda. stares at it disapprovingly for a bit.

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my username may be putinsactualbigdick but nowadays its all about the putussy y'know

#putussy #putinsactualbigdick #username #le'me get some of that putussy

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Scene: two friends having a conversation in a living room

Fr1(rob): you know what they don't tell you enough growing up?

*enter random 3rd dude stage left*

Fr3(george) DUDE, FUCK THE PATRIARCHY

Fr2(Dickard) :yeah dude, not even once

#Vine #dick #Richard #three bros chilling in a living room on the same couch cause they #dismantled their inner toxic masculinity #deep convos

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In the saying "I'm vaccinated, caffeinated, and freshly masturbated. I'm ready to take today by the balls(consensualy of course)" the phrase brings the question of how long does the 'freshly masturbated' effect last for. It can't be very short with how infrequently people masturbated compared to other things like eating or pissing. So the philosophical question of the day is what counts as freshly masturbated.

#tiktok #vaccinated #caffeinated #freshly masturbated #depending on the length i am still freshly masturbated #i am also definitely vaccinated and caffeinated #i WILL take today by the balls #consensualy of course

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