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[SOURCE] it's under a paywall
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I need more lesbian friends.
That's it
That's the post.
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Honestly, fuck resellers, cause I really doubt that lps would be going out of stock that quickly. I went to Target and there were two trio packs and no blind boxes.
Maybe the demand is way more than Basic fun and the stores planned on but I've seen multiple people online selling the new lps for more than they are worth. Unless they bought the 60 dollar pack from Amazon, which is entirely possible.
Idk it all seems like a mess. I am Happy to finally get my hands on G7 but if I go on an Lps site and see anything that is not the blind boxes:
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I only update my letter box once to every two months.
Phil talking about Saltburn and how he rated it a 4 made me wonder if he was referring to Letterboxd and I think I found their accounts...
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If she won't be the knight to my Princess I don't want it.
Things my wife (a knight) did for me (a princess) at the Renaissance fair that make me absolutely feral:
Held my umbrella and would not let me carry my own bag
Waited for me outside of shops, booths, and even the bathrooms
Bought and surprised me with a rose, making my knees weak and shaming my friends and their husbands in one fell swoop
Found the one booth that sells coffee and got me a latte WITH A MILK ALTERNATIVE
Won the knife throwing contest against two very cocky men, only preening when I called them handsome
Paid for me to have my face painted like a fairy and told me I was the most beautiful person in the world
Bought me a LITERAL CROWN and then refused to let me take it off
Watched me eat a giant turkey leg like it was the world's greatest nature documentary
Looked at me so sweetly that one of my straight married friends turned red and told us to get a room
Took pictures of all my friends without them even having to ask
Inspired several little girls who clearly had never seen a 'lady knight' and who excitedly pointed us out to their parents
Called me 'my lady' and kissed my hand any time I looked at them
Carried my friend's baby in their arms
Drove us home early because I was too tired to keep walking around
Went into Chickfila (in costume) to ask for the dipping sauce that they forgot to put in our bag while I sat in the car
Fell asleep that night holding my hand
In conclusion: I am gay
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I’ve seen people declare them all as a tumblr sexyman so let’s figure this out once and for all:
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“You don’t find your worth in someone. You find your worth within yourself and then find someone who’s worthy of you. Remember that.”
— Unknown
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“The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die.”
— Juliette Lewis
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“Loving someone means taking the risk that they might f*ck up your nicely ordered little life.”
— Mark Haddon, A Spot of Bother
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I think I'm in transformation.
I hate going on this shit
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Duolingo Sucks, Now What?: A Guide
Now that the quality of Duolingo has fallen (even more) due to AI and people are more willing to make the jump here are just some alternative apps and what languages they have:
"I just want an identical experience to DL"
Busuu (Languages: Spanish, Japanese, French, English, German, Dutch, Italian, Portuguese, Chinese, Polish, Turkish, Russian, Arabic, Korean)
"I want a good audio-based app"
Language Transfer (Languages: French, Swahili, Italian, Greek, German, Turkish, Arabic, Spanish, English for Spanish Speakers)
"I want a good audio-based app and money's no object"
Pimsleur (Literally so many languages)
Glossika (Also a lot of languages, but minority languages are free)
*anecdote: I borrowed my brother's Japanese Pimsleur CD as a kid and I still remember how to say the weather is nice over a decade later. You can find the CDs at libraries and "other" places I'm sure.
"I have a pretty neat library card"
Mango (Languages: So many and the endangered/Indigenous courses are free even if you don't have a library that has a partnership with Mango)
Transparent Language: (Languages: THE MOST! Also the one that has the widest variety of African languages! Perhaps the most diverse in ESL and learning a foreign language not in English)
"I want SRS flashcards and have an android"
AnkiDroid: (Theoretically all languages, pre-made decks can be found easily)
"I want SRS flashcards and I have an iphone"
AnkiApp: It's almost as good as AnkiDroid and free compared to the official Anki app for iphone
"I don't mind ads and just want to learn Korean"
lingory
"I want an app made for Mandarin that's BETTER than DL and has multiple languages to learn Mandarin in"
ChineseSkill (You can use their older version of the course for free)
"I don't like any of these apps you mentioned already, give me one more"
Bunpo: (Languages: Japanese, Spanish, French, German, Korean, and Mandarin)
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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
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u are all so so loved by me
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Christmas just makes me understand alcoholics.
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christmas eve what about christmas adam
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