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bullshit my friends and i have said either verbally or through text starters

me and my friends keep a quote book of shit we say. these are pulled from that book. ((probably part 1 of many))

“on all levels except physical i am a twink.” “HOT DOG DEFENSE” "he has my spare change and my hopes and dreams stored inside him" “how do you draw perfection” “why should I waste $20 on Minecraft when I can spend it on cocaine and candy” “can’t believe Mickey Mouse got burned at the stake” “willy wonka is ripping me a new asshole” “i can’t wait to get assfucked by the swat team” “i stole your fucking cuscus” “there was some fucking wicked shit of the west in my toilet, (insert name)” “i’ll take toffee in the bones, thanks” “no you’re staying in my torture dungeon” “wow that’s a big ouchie pee pee.” “yummy cummies in my tummy.” “are we sure we should be signing a minor up for porn magazines?” “we should add that to the book.” “can I speak to the funnel cake king please?” “don’t be scared let out the sad water” “you are playing a dangerous game next to that lava, Sir” “i spent 6 fucking dollars on a lemonade and bought a fuckign candle.” “feel free to hate me after I send this.” “go consume, you dumb gay baby” *sobbing* “that’s not how law works.” “all gays need to survive in new york is a gun, a thong, and lube.” "cant believe ____’s dissociation music is communism." (in mickey mouse voice) “oh boy is that the shit.” “i will bring hell upon the backyardigans.” “we support our local Florida man.” “i'm too gay to be bullied so I’m respected” “i’m not murdering him I’m stabbing him lightly” “make him choke on the law’s dick” “why did you write this like a homestuck?” “I DIDNT WANT TO BE CAUGHT IN THE VORE BED” “car Jesus died for our sins.” “tell me about ____’s dick” “i’m ready for butt pain” “willy wonka in the streets, oleg salt in the sheets." “open your soul to the krusty krabs pizza” "i'm going to abandon my depressed father for the sake... of an egg."  “help im in the dick vegetable section of Ralph’s market” "willy wonka drinks straight from the utter of the milkshake cow” “do i look like i know what the sun is?” “you may have erased the gay from my brain, but you can’t erase the brain from my penis.” “S H R I M P.” “SHE LOOKS LIKE A CARROT” “not skin, we're not having that much fun yet” “why can only skinny people be edgy” “in this world, it's either adopt, or be adopted”

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THE CRAM SALESMAN starters

via callmecarson on youtube.

“ i don’t want your wares, ___ ” “ you will buy my wares! ” “ i am selling  C R A M ” “ what is cram ? ” “ a  C R A M. ” “ i am selling multiple  C R A M S  very different flavors yes yes; i am selling raspberry  C R A M,  berry  C R A M,  VERY berry  C R A M. ” “ can you tell me what a cram is? ” “ ah it’s a little mushy substance you put in between your gums; it’s NOT dip though, don’t think it’s dip! ” “ would you like some  c r a m? ” “ i don’t want cram... do you have anything besides cram? ” “ only twenty gold coins for one... BUCKET. of  C R A M. i sell them by the bucket. ” “ you will receive  C R A M  upon paying me twenty gold coins. ” “ i don’t have any gold coins ” “ PAY the gold coin you will receive the raspberry, berry, or VERY berry  C R A M. ” “ dude i’m gonna go across the street if you don’t sell me literally anything besides cram. ” “ NOT TO THE MARC SALESMAN- ” “ the what salesman? ” “ the MARC SALESMAN. ” “ the marc salesman? ” “ that’s the opposite of  C R A M... ” “ i don’t know what’s happening! ” “ you’ve just created a fake substance, you have made something completely new and you are trying to sell it to me. ” “ you will. receive.  C R A M  upon paying me twenty gold coins. ” “ i’ve heard that! ” “ you will buy the  C R A M.  i recommend the VERY berry  C R A M, it is like the berry  C R A M  but  v e r y. ” “ can i buy... can i buy like a sword or something? i am trying to go into battle and you are only offering me some SUBSTANCE of yours ” “ the only swords i have are made of  C R A M. ” “ i don’t want a  CRAM SWORD ” “ laid in the sun for about a fortnight it will be harder than  S T E E L. ” “ C R A M  sword. ” “ receive  C R A M  sword  i am selling for fifty gold coins ” “ what does cram even look like- ” “ LAID IN THE SUN FOR A FORTNIGHT- ” “ I heard - i HEARD all about th- I HEARD ALL ABOUT THE laying in the sun and the fortnight - ” “ HARDER THAN  S T E E L ” “ can i buy -- can i buy like - steel? steel? do you sell steel? ” “ ..... i have some  C R A M  i have laid out for a fortnight pryviously that comes as strong as steel. ” “ what is it made of? ” “ ... the question confuses me. ” “ C R A M. ” “ wh-- i’m not in the call with you anymore! how did you just say cram? ” “ where are you coming from?! ” “ i am from the sky... i know all things and i only see with  C R A M. ” “ i lost my eyes thousands of years ago... and i replaced them with eyeballs made of  C R A M  that were laid in the sun for a fortnight ” “ NUUHH  C R A M- ”

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just a reminder i’m always taking requests and asks !

just be warned i might be on the slow side bc i’m still settling in after moving to a new home a few states away and i’m working on getting a job n stuff !

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Beetlejuice: the Musical OBCR Starters! ACT 1

((>>act 2<<))

all changeable titles/pronouns will be in [italics and bracket!]

PROLOGUE: INVISIBLE

“ in times like these, we have no words, we only have each other ” “ we only have each other ” “ today we come together to mourn ” “ scripture tells us: “sorrow not, for we do not walk alone” ” “ sorrow not, for we do not walk alone ” “ you’re invisible when you’re sad ” “ clocks tick and phones still ring ” “ the world carries on like mad ” “ the world carries on like mad, but nobody sees a thing ” “ nobody sees a thing ” “ whispering behind their hands, lost for kind words to say ” “ nobody understands, and everyone goes away ” “ nobody understands ” “ everyone goes away ” “ grownups wanna fix things, when they can’t it only fills them shame ” “ they just look away ” “ is it being greedy to need somebody to see me and say my name? ” “ seems when you lose your [mom], no one turns off the sun ” “ folks carry on, that’s that ” “ holy crap, a ballad already? ” “ such a bold departure from the original source material! ”

THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING

“ hey folks! begging your pardon! ” “ hey folks! ” “ begging your pardon! ” “ ‘scuse me! sorry to barge in! ” “ ‘scuse me! ” “ sorry to barge in! ” “ let’s skip the tears ” “ let’s skip the tears and start on the whole, y’know, being dead thing ” “ you’re doomed! ” “ you’re doomed! enjoy the singing ” “ the sword of Damocles is swinging ” “ if i hear your cell-phone ringing, i’ll kill you myself ” “ the whole being dead thing! ” “ death can get a person stressed ” “ we should have carpe’d way more diems, now we’re never gonna see ‘em ” “ we should have carpe’d way more diems ” “ i can show you what comes next ” “ don’t be freaked ” “ stay in your seats ” “ don’t be freaked, stay in your seats ” “ i do this bullshit like eight times a week ” “ so just relax, you’ll be fine ” “ drink your fifty-dollar wine and take a breath ” “ welcome to a show about death! ” “ you’re gonna be fine on the other side ” “ DIE! YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE! YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE! ” “ i’ll be your guide to the other side ” “ oh, and full disclosure: it’s a show about death! ” “ everybody gets on fine here ” “ everybody gets on fine here, like Rodgers, Hart, and Hammerstein here ” “ the women’s bathroom has no line here ” “ just... pee where you want! ” “ you’re just gonna love the folks here ” “ yes, i know you’re woke, but you can take a joke here ” “ i do, like, a TON of coke here ” “ nobody is bullet-proof ” “ “i work out! i eat clean!” jesus, pass the Dramamine ” “ jesus, pass the Dramamine ” “ time to face the brutal truth ” “ we’re all on a hitlist ” “ might not live ‘till christmas ” “ choke to death on Triscuits ” “ hey, that’s just statistics ” “ take a little break here ” “ kinda like a wake here ” “ the scenery is fake here ” “ there’s a giant snake here! ” “ how you doin’? not good! ” “ seriously though, this is a show about death ” “ death is taboo, but it’s hardly something new ” “ there’s nothing medical professionals could do, ‘cept maybe just bill you ” “ if you die while listening to this album, it’s still gonna keep playing ” “ there’s no destiny or fate, just a terrifying wait filled with people that you hate, and on a certain date, the universe kills you ” “ that’s the thing with life: no one makes it out alive ” “ toss that body in the pit ” “ gosh, it’s awful, ain’t it tragic? ” “ blah blah bible jesus magic ” “ when you’re dead, who gives a shit? ” “ pilates, no more yoga ” “ namaste, you fuckin’ posers! ” “ from the cradle to cremation, death just needs a little conversation ” “ i have mastered the art of tearing convention apart ” “ how about we all make a start on the whole being dead thing ” “ god, i hope you’re ready for a show about death! ”

READY, SET, NOT YET

“ look at this crib ” “ look at this crib, in all of it’s glorious antiquary ” “ every curve and surface speaks to me, saying pamper and spoil me, sand me and oil me; come on ” “ i know to the untrained eye it’s boring ” “ nothing’s a chore when you’re restoring ” “ apart from frustration, pain, and financial drain, it’s fun! ” “ why do you polish your crib when you don’t have a kid? ” “ even if you did have a kid, this crib is too precious for placing a baby inside it ” “ it simply exists to remind you your sense of perfection is just a reflection that you are not mentally prepared to make room for a kid ” “ why don’t you live? ” “ just make a start ” “ are you willing to take the next step? ” “ ready, set - ” “ look at these jugs! ” “ amazingly glazed and terracotta-ery ” “ i took some clay and made you pottery ” “ the world will never wreck you, i’ll protect you in a mother’s embrace ” “ why can’t you see that ceramics is simply a manifestation of [motherly] panic; by making a baby that’s breakable aren’t you creating a way of translating the terror of making [maternal] mistakes into clay, hiding away so you don’t have to face being a bad [mom]? ” “ that’s what you’ve done, ___ ” “ here we stand at the end of a 10-year plan ” “ a house, a yard, a minivan, a baby should be next ” “ together let’s leap off the cliff, fall forever, then smash to bits ” “ trapped in a terrifying viper pit ” “ trapped in a terrifying viper pit of diapers and regret ” “ are we willing to take the next step? ” “ ready, set - not yet ” “ why rush? ” “ soon enough our hopes and our dreams will be crushed ” “ but not yet ” “ not now ” “ we can’t start a family in a house with creaky floorboards ” “ you are absolutely right, let’s add it to the list ” “ with the cracks in the plaster ” “ the wi-fi should be faster ” “ this sofa needs a castor ” “ the bathroom’s a disaster! ” “ what about global poverty? ” “ what about world peace? ” “ then there’s the whole darn economy ” “ the whole middle east ” “ we should learn mandarin ” “ yeah! or spanish at least ” “ no habla espanol, dos cervezas por favor ” “ and that’s all we got, and that’s not a lot ” “ do we want a bilingual household or not? ” “ so let’s go slow, no breaking a sweat ” “ what’s the point of having children if we’re drowning in debt? ” “ see, i wasn’t kidding, it’s a show about death! ”

THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING PT. 2

“ ready? okay! ” “ hi! i’ll be your guide! i’ll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side! ” “ don’t go to the netherworld ” “ netherworld? ” “ did i say netherworld? never mind ” “ jesus, i can’t spell ” “ he’ll be your guide! ” “ let’s all get naked! ” “ let’s all get naked! eh, worth a try ” “ what is happening?! ” “ i understand that it’s a lot to process ” “ the good news is you and our spouse died in your own house ” “ that gives you clout ” “ that means the two of you should stick around ” “ lucky for you i dropped by ” “ yeah, you seem like nice guys ” “ a little on the pottery barn and dry white wine side ” “ as for me, i’ve been scaring for millennia ” “ i’m the bio-exorcist giving houses enemas ” “ push out all the breathers so you can breathe easy ” “ just stick with me ” “ i’m like a ghost zombie jesus ” “ ghost zombie jesus! ” “ i do it for the love of it. money? ah, who gives a shit ” “ i think we’re a perfect fit, c’mon let’s make out a bit ” “ it’s the perfect day to die ” “ it’s the perfect day to die, ‘cause this guy happened to be passing by ” “ to give you control of your soul ” “ to give you control of your soul for the whole being dead thing ”

DEAD MOM

“ hey [mom], dead [mom] ” “ hey [mom] ” “ i need a little help here ” “ i’m probably talking to myself here ” “ i gotta ask, are you really in the ground? ” “ i feel you all around me ” “ are you here? ” “ i’m tired of trying to iron out my creases ” “ i’m a bunch of broken pieces, it was you who made me whole ” “ i’m a bunch of broken pieces ” “ it was you who made me whole ” “ every day [dad’s] staring at me, like all “hurry up, get happy” ” “ move along ” “ forget about your [mom] ” “ [daddy’s] in denial, [daddy] doesn’t wanna feel ” “ [he] wants me to smile and clap like a performing seal ” “ ignored it for a whole, but [daddy’s] lost [his] mind for real ” “ you don’t believe the mess that we’ve become ” “ you’re my home, my destination ” “ i’m your clone, your strange creation ” “ you held my hand, and life came easy ” “ now jokes don’t land ” “ no one sees me ” “ nothing seems to fit ” “ are you receiving? ” “ i want something to believe in ” “ take me where my soul can run ” “ i’ll be in my bedroom, wake me when i’m twenty one ” “ won’t you send a sign? ” “ i’m running out of hope and time ” “ a plague of mice, a lightning strike, or drop a nuclear bomb ” “ no more playing [daddy’s] games ” “ i’ll go insane if things don’t change ” “ whatever it takes to make [him] say your name ”

FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES

“ okay, listen up, i’m not gonna lie; right now you couldn’t frighten a fly ” “ you ever stop to ask yourselves why? ” “ both of you are super polite, middle class, suburban, and white ” “ well, all of that is finished tonight ” “ take your places ” “ i want scary faces, now go! ” “ bigger! ” “ further! ” “ harder! ” “ not bad! ” “ i want scary faces, now go! bigger! further! harder! -- not bad! ” “ sever a head, preferably someone you know ” “ look at me, i’m so scary! ” “ don’t be so vanilla, would a little anger kill ya? ” “ c’mon drop your panties i’m trying to fill you -- with wisdom and skill ” “ and the instinct to kill ” “ again, we do not want to kill anyone! ” “ fine, but somehow, someway, you gotta make ‘em see ya ” “ i’m talkin’ jumpscares, the jerky japanese ghost-walk ” “ learn how to throw your voice! -- fool your friends! -- fun at parties! ” “ now THAT is cool! i wanna do THAT! ” “ whatever it takes to make ‘em go crazy ” “ raising the stakes by punching a baby ” “ scare ‘em away till they break ” “ they’ll be quaking in fright ” “ you’ve got some evil deep down inside you ” “ put all the farmer’s markets behind you ” “ you’ve gotta work, gotta haunt till it hurts through the night ” “ give those guys the fright of their lives! ” “ let’s start with things that you hate ” “ hate’s a very strong word ” “ perhaps when people are late ” “ or getting pooped on by birds ” “ no, what fills you with rage? ” “ what fills you with rage? ” “ being mean to a pet ” “ chefs who use too much sage when they make beurre noisette ” “ over-glutinous food ” “ when kids call me dude ” “ oh, i find that so rude! ” “ well, there’s lots there to use ” “ take a deep death and give me your best primal scream ” “ [weak, lame scream] ” “ that was brilliant! ” “ try it again, maybe this time pretend like you mean it ” “ [lame scream but deeper] ” “ that was even better! ” “ i want freedom ” “ to get my freedom i need to get a living person to say my name ” “ i know that beggars can’t be choosers, but do they have to be such losers? ” “ both of them are deathly dull and lame ” “ why God slash Satan did you send these bed wetters? ” “ even, like, a tax attorney would’ve been better ” “ somebody with gravitas, somebody to fear ” “ excuse me, ___, we can kinda hear you ” “ yeah? well that was a soliloquy, so you’re the one who’s being rude ” “ turn all the lights on ” “ dress like a baby ” “ ___, i don’t even -- no. ” “ get your heads in the game ” “ let’s hide their phones! ” “ screw their phones! ” “ ugh, these dopes are hopeless ” “ how will i ever survive? ” “ unless they get the fright of their lives ” “ yes, we’re feelin’ it! ” “ they gotta get the right of their lives ” “ we’re scary, very very scary! ” “ they’ll never get the fright of their lives ”

READY, SET (REPRISE)

“ that needy pervert was right ” “ if we want our house back, we have to fight for it ” “ how? no one can see us! ” “ we’re ghosts, damn it! let’s haunt this bitch! ” “ oblivion calls ” “ we might as well walk through some walls ” “ i’m sure we can haunt our own halls ” “ we’re ready as we’ll ever get ” “ i gotta get right outside my comfort zone ” “ we’ll rattle chains and, i don’t know, just wail and moan until they go ” “ ready, set let’s oooOOOoOooOooOo [ghost noises] ”

NO REASON

“ the universe is more than just space with no end ” [sung] “ la-la-la-la-la! ” “ just think of the universe as a female best friend ” “ hey, universe, what’s happening girl? ” “ oh nothing. just running the world ” “ you’re on the right track, [girl], i got your back, [girl] ” “ i’m helping you grow ” “ think positive, act positive, you are a child of the Earth! ” “ life coaching! nailing it! ” “ time to take command you dictate the hand the universe deals ” “ look, science makes no sense; who needs evidence? ” “ go with yours feels ” “ i’m like a radio tuned to the stars ” “ i found my frequency, crystals speak to me ” “ what are they saying? ” “ buy more crystals ” “ everything, EVERYTHING, happens for a reason ” “ be a beacon of light in the world, put a little alright in the world ” “ there are spiritual guides above, look up and see ‘em ” “ perception is reality ” “ just listen to the melody the universe sings ” “ everything happens for a reason ” “ gee, i hate to break it to you: the universe is just the contents of time, matter and space ” “ ninety-one billion light-years across and the Earth’s a small place ” “ good people die in famine and wars ” “ the pacific islands are sinking, but negative thinking is hardly the cause ” “ you think life is all unicorns and rainbows ‘cause you’re bored ” “ positivity is a luxury that few can afford ” “ we’re gonna die, yes you and I, in meaningless and alone ” “ no no no! no! ” “ one day you may wake up alone ” “ your husband and his boyfriend bought a boat and then they sailed away to Rome ” “ that’s specific ” “ so you cry yourself to sleep in deep despair, talking to the walls ‘cause there’s no one there, and you have to buy a cat ‘cause that’s your last chance to have a family ” “ take it from me, your aging ass will have to believe that everything happens for a reason ” “ put some more fun in the world, a little “I AM STILL YOUNG” in the world ” “ be prepared to take your eggs and freeze ‘em ” “ is this still about me? ” “ sounds like terrible things can happen ” “ because the universe is random ” “ yes, but, random for a reason ” “ no reason ”

INVISIBLE (REPRISE)/ON THE ROOF

“ you’re invisible when you’re me ” “ there’s no one to see my truth ” “ if they could look up they’d see: hey! somebody’s on the roof! ” “ god, it’s mortifying, what’s the point of even trying? ” “ now i’m trapped with no escape ” “ banished! disavowed! i vanished like a cloud of dirty hipster vape ” “ i vanished like a cloud of dirty hipster vape ” “ nobody said life’s fair ” “ guess they will never see the demon who isn’t there ” “ whoa, what have we got here? ” “ by the time you read this, I, ___, will be gone ” “ there’s nothing for me here ” “ i’m alone, forsaken, invisible ” “ that makes two of us ” “ who the hell are you? ” “ can you... see me? ” “ yeah...? ” “ you can SEE me! ” “ I’M GONNA HAVE A NEW BEST FRIIIIIIEEEENND! ”

SAY MY NAME

“ you could use a buddy ” “ don’t you want a pal? ” “ yes i do! yes i do! ” “ the way i see, your [daddy] should be leaving and you should stick around! ” “ and kill him! ” “ ... what? ” “ nothing! ” “ don’t end yourself, defend yourself ” “ [daddy] is the one you should maim ” “ together we’ll exterminate, assassinate! ” “ the finer points can wait ” “ first you gotta say my name! ” “ go ahead and jump but that won’t stop [him] ” “ here you got a solid plan B option ” “ i can bring your [daddy] so much pain ” “ all you gotta do is say my name ” “ just say it three times in a row ” “ you won’t believe how far i’ll go ” “ i’m in the bench, but coah, just put me in the game! ” “ i don’t know your name ” “ well, i can’t SAY it ” “ how ‘bout a game of charades? ” “ yes, let’s play it! ” “ close, but no ” “ wow, i’m impressed ” “ all you gotta do is say my name three times ” “ three times in a row it must be spoken, unbroken ” “ you’re so smart, a stand-up bro ” “ i’ll think about your offer, let you know ” “ i prefer my chances down below ” “ being young and [female] doesn’t mean that i’m an easy mark ” “ i’ve been swimming with piranhas, i don’t need a shark ” “ yes, life sucks, but not that much ” “ be a doll and spare the lecture ” “ i’m offering you a full-time specter! ” “ are you any good? ” “ you bet’cha! trust me, baby! ” “ really, it’s a flattering offer ” “ don’t you wanna see [dad] suffer? ” “ i think i’d rather just jump off ” “ i may be suicidal but ___, it’s not as if i’ve lost my mind ” “ so, playing hardball, huh? you are tougher than you look ” “ just wanna make sure i know who i’m working with. go any references? ” “ ___, there you are! ” “ get away from [her] ! ” “ this is a dangerously unstable individual ” “ ___ is sexy! ” “ ___ is smart! ” “ ___ is a graduate of Julliard! ” “ [he] can help, we found [him] on yelp ” “ our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended ” “ every word is the truth ” “ what the heck was that? ” “ so violating! ” “ there you go, kid, couple of five-star reviews ” “ that was possession ” “ any ghost can do that in less than one lesson ” “ pretty much any ghost’ll do, sure ” “ then, ___, what do i need you for? ” “ woah, woah, woah woah woah! hold up! ” “ hold up! i’m your pal! ” “ they’re sweet, but i’m a demon straight from hell ” “ i know, i went a little hard on the sell ” “ we’re BF-F-F-F’s forever! ” “ what? he was already dead ” “ we don’t need that demon ” “ together we can make a grown man weep ” “ we got a dinner date to keep ” “ okay, so what’s the plan? ” “ [he’s] gonna freak when we possess him ” “ i’ll lead that lamb to slaughter ” “ yeah, i got game! ” “ i’m gonna make [him] say my name ” “ not running away ”

DAY-O (THE BANANA BOAT SONG)/ACT I FINALE

“ what’s going on ___? are you alright? ” “ i don’t -- i dont know what just happened ” “ ___? do you need to lie down? ” “ what is happening to me? ” “ work all night on a drink of rum ” “ daylight come and me wanna go home ” “ stack banana till the morning come ” “ wait, why aren’t you dancing? ” “ it’s like i told you, ___, this house is haunted, and the ghosts who live here want you OUT ” “ who wants bacon? ” “ no! no! i’m a vegan! ” “ shut up, you moron! don’t apologize, we’re gonna be RICH! ” “ a genuine haunted house? it’s a goldmine! ” “ these ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! ” “ no! you’re supposed to be scared! ” “ there’s one thing that can still stop [him] ” “ ___, no! you don’t know what’ll happen! ” “ i can’t keep living like this! ” “ oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! i’m so glad you changed your mind! ” “ you are never gonna regret this! ” “ we are gonna make such a great team! ” “ give me just... one... more... ” “ it’s SHOWTIME! ” “ it’s our house now, kid! ” “ looks like we’re not invisible anymore! ”

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Mother Mother, O My Heart Album Starters

[change pronouns and such as needed!]

O My Heart

“ Oh my heart, it’s a fish out of water ” “ It’s a fish out of water ” “ Oh my heart, it’s a fish on the rocks ” “ It’s a fish on the rocks ” “ It bakes in the bad sun ” “ Oh my heart, it’s a rock in the gutter ” “ Oh my heart, it’s a rock and great boulder ” “ I throw my heart back to the ocean ” “ It don’t go far, it come back floating ” “ I watch it wash it up with the dead fish ” “ It ain’t quite dead ” “ Oh my heart, it’s a house in a tornado ” “ Oh my heart, it’s a house in the sky ” “ In the eye of the tornado ” “ Oh my heart, it’s a roof in El nino ” “ Oh my heart, it’s a roof made of straw ” “ I pour my heart a new foundation ” “ It don’t set hard, it just stays shaking ” “ I scratch my name ” “ I scratch my name in ” “ It don’t set hard, it gets mixed back in ” “ Oh my heart, it’s the black in a rainbow ” “ Oh my heart, it’s so damn cold ” “ It’s so damn cold ” “ I throw my heart into the fire ” “ I want to set my heart on fire ” “ The ice don’t melt in mid-December ”

Burning Pile

“ All my style ” “ All my grace ” “ All I tried to save my face ” “ All my guts try to spill ” “ All my holes try to fill ” “ All my money been a long time spent ” “ It goes, one in the bank, and the rest for me ” “ All my troubles on a burning pile ” “ All lit up and I start to smile ” “ If I catch fire then I change my aim ” “ Throw my troubles at the pearly gates ” “ Got her buns in the oven, and she never got laid ” “ Sailed away and he never came back again ” “ All your woe begone ” “ I said all your troubles ” “ You don’t need a thing ” “ I throw my troubles at the world ”

Body Of Years

“ All the remains of the cadaver of days I keep hidden away ” “ Keep them there just in case ” “ I wanna visit that place ” “ Blow the dust from the bones ” “ The skin disappears and the blood turns to stone ” “ Each a piece of my soul ” “ Make my mark in the world ” “ You can’t ever change ” “ Like a pile of shit I can’t seem to forget ”

Try To Change

“ Try to change ” “ I try to change ” “ I make a list of all the ways to change my ways ” “ I stay the same ” “ I will try to change, but I just stay the same ” “ In a decadent age I try to change ” “ I carry a cane ” “ I carry a cane ‘cause I tried to change, and I tried too hard ” “ I hurt my leg and, well, overall, I just stayed the same ” “ The list I made of changes to make, it blew away ” “ It blew away ” “ I try ” “ It’s safe to say some don’t change ”

Wisdom

“ I feel useless ” “ Don’t think I know how to do this ” “ I spit on some good advice ” “ Two sticks and stone, still got no fire ” “ Where can I get some wisdom? ” “ Dollar is low, so are my wages ” “ I wanna trade my dimwits in for tips ” “ Take off my clothes ” “ I liked to fidget ”

Body

“ Take my eyes, take them aside ” “ Take my eyes ” “ Take them aside ” “ Take my face, and desecrate ” “ Take my face ” “ My arms and legs, they get in the way ” “ Take my hands, they’ll understand ” “ Take my hands ” “ They’ll understand ” “ Take my heart, pull it apart ” “ Take my heart ” “ Pull it apart ” “ Take my brain, or what remains ” “ Throw it all away ” “ I’ve grown tired of this body ” “ A cumbersome and heavy body ” “ I’ve grown tired of this body; a cumbersome and heavy body ” “ Take my lungs, take them and run ” “ Take my lungs ” “ Take them and run ” “ Take my tongue, go have some fun ” “ Take my tongue ” “ Go have some fun ” “ Take the ears ” “ Take them and disappear ” “ Take my joints, take them for points ” “ Take my teeth, tear through my cheeks ” “ Oh, would you go dispose ” “ Fall apart without me ” “ Bodies break ”

Ghosting

“ I’ve been ghosting ” “ I’ve been ghosting along ” “ Ghost in your house ” “ Ghost in your arms ” “ When you’re tossing, when you turn in your sleep, it’s because I’m ghosting your dreams ” “This is why I have decided to pull these old white sheets from my head” “ I’ll leave them folded neat and tidy ” “ I’m out of hiding ” “ I’ve been ghosting alone ” “ Ghost in the world, ghost with no home ” “ Ghost in the world ” “ Ghost with no home ” “ I remember the days when I’d make you oh so afraid ” “ And this is why I have decided to leave your house and home unhaunted ” “ You don’t need poltergeists for sidekicks ” “ You don’t need treats and you don’t need tricks ” “ You don’t need treats ” “ You don’t need tricks ” “ You don’t need no Halloween ” “ You don’t need me. ” “ Hey, would it be so bad if I stayed? ” “ I’m just a ghost out of his grave ” “ I can’t make love in my grave ” “ I won’t put white into your hair ” “ I won’t make noises in your stairs ” “ I will be kind and I’ll be sweet ” “ I will be kind and I’ll be sweet if you stop staring straight through me ” “ You don’t need no Hallows Eve ”

Hayloft

“ My daddy’s got a gun ” “ You better run ” “ It started with the hayloft a-creakin’ ” “ It just started in the hay ”

Wrecking Ball

“ I made a wreck of my hand, I put it through a wall ” “ I made a wreck of my hand ” “ I put it through a wall ” “ I made a fist and not a plan ” “ Call me a reckless wrecking ball ” “ I throw my plates against the wall ” “ I aim to break not one but all ” “ I’m just a big ol’ wrecking ball ” “ I am a fist amidst the hands ” “ I break it just because I can ” “ It takes a delicate hand to put it through the wall ” “ You gotta wanna break the heart ” “ You gotta want to be the drummer in the band ” “ You gotta want to be a battering ram ” “ You gotta see the artistry in tearing the place apart ” “ Let’s break it, deface it ” “ Let’s break it ”

Arms Tonite

“ I fell in your arms ” “ I fell in your arms tonight ” “ I fell hard ” “ It was nice ” “ I died in your arms tonight ” “ I slipped through into the afterlife ” “ White lies in your arms tonight ” “ I lost sight in your arms tonight ” “ Don’t you think it’s kinda cute that I died right inside your arms ” “ I’m fine even after I have died ” “ Because it was in your arms I died ” “ I cried in the afterlife ” “ I cry hard because I have died, and you’re alive ” “ I try to escape the afterlife ” “ I try hard to get back inside your arms alive ” “ Don’t you think it’s kinda cute that I try to escape the afterlife ” “ I went and died in your arms that night ”

Miles

“ Miles, and miles, and miles before we reach the sand ” “ Miles of dry land ” “ We gonna make it ” “ We gonna take it ” “ Once we feel the sea breeze ” “ My lover, my maker, my breaker ” “ My lover ” “ My maker ” “ My breaker ” “ Take me by the hand ” “ We could go walking for miles ” “ Once we leave the city ”

Sleep Awake

“ Protecting you ” “ Protecting me ” “ I throw the evidence into a trunk and drop it in the sea ” “ Lie awake ” “ I sleep awake ” “ I sleep with one eye on the bedroom door ” “ Carving away our fingerprints out of our fingertips until they’re smooth ” “ Protecting this, protecting that ” “ Protecting this ” “ Protecting that ” “ Calling a deadbeat with his dead bolt ” “ I sleep with one hand on my 45 ″ “ I go to bed with all my lights turned on ” “ Out on the street I keep a started car ”

Heart Heavy

“ When I see lovers in the park, making a start, making their little love spark, I don’t get heart heavy ” “ When I see lovers in the rain, under the same umbrella, in a picture frame, I don’t get heart heavy ” “ There’s a man and a woman next door, and they don’t make no love, they just go to war ” “ When I see lovers on the street, with their hands in their hands, and a synced heartbeat, I don’t wish that were me ” “ I don’t wish that were me ” “ When I see two young pops, sitting in a malt shop, drinking out of one cup, with two straws and one lung, I don’t get thirsty ” “ I don’t get thirsty ” “ Not getting thirsty ” “ There’s a man and a woman outside ” “ They don’t breathe the air ” “ He just pulls his teeth, while she pulls her hair ” “ It’s the love inside the treasury tape, and I know I don’t wanna make the same mistake ” “ I know I don’t wanna make the same mistake ” “ Don’t sink ” “ Don’t sink because my heart’s not heavy ”

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Shayfer James: Hope and a Hand Grenade Starters

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Mercy Down

“ There’s a dead canary in the coal mine ” “ A lamb’s dead growing from a grape vine ” “ There’s an old man laughing in the back yard ” “ I’ve been waiting for my woman to relieve me ” “ [She’s] outside climbing on the oak tree ” “ It’s getting biblical now ” “ Better pick your weapons up ” “ Better pick your weapons up and throw your mercy down ” “ It’s getting mythical now ” “ There’s a mad man tapping at the window ” “ A pocket full of innuendo ” “ There’s a joker pokin’ at the doorbell ” “ A sparrow drowning in the ink well ” “ I’ve been waiting for my lover to relieve me ” “ They’re outside swinging from the oak tree ” “ There’s a tyrant on the throne ” “ A clown on every screen ” “ Compelling us to stay at home ” “ This low grade fever dream ” “ We’re gathering our strength ” “ We’re becoming less afraid ” “ There is hope for us in this unholy mess we’ve made ”

Ophelia

“ Forgotten how to dance ” “ Reminded [she] should smile ” “ Veil is just a clever word for mask ” “ Remembers how to hide ” “ Sing a down ” “ Forgotten how to love ” “ Reminded not to scream ” “ Promises are clever ways to bluff ” “ Remembers how to dream ” “ Forgotten how to sleep ” “ Reminded not to grieve ” “ Have and hold are clever words for keep ” “ Remembers how to leave ”

Boots Worn Through

“ I read the story of a boy, he ran away and he never called home ” “ Lately I’m told he is happy alone and he makes a good living digging up bones ” “ I had a dream of me and you, we lived the life of the fanciful few ” “ We’re gonna walk until our boots wear through ” “ We’ve miles to go and there’s much to do ” “ Every good story begins with an end ” “ We’re gonna walk until we start anew ” “ I read the story of a girl ” “ [She] climbed [her] way up to the top of the sky, and that’s where [she] lives and [she] will till [she] dies ” “ You were a goddess in my dream ” “ We lived the life of a king and queen ” “ Wherever we go, they’ll never be able to follow ” “ We’re gonna walk until we start again ”

Day of Reckoning

“ There ain’t no rule underneath our thumb, the day of reckoning has come ” “ There ain’t no rule underneath our thumb ” “ The day of reckoning has come ” “ Everyone’s who’s silenced is rising up ” “ Tired of the violence ” “ This isn’t an opinion, enough’s enough ” “ Everyone we’ve silenced is rising up ”

Mostly Major Chords

“ [She] found me forty years from now, a shadow of myself ” “ [Her] youth was black mascara and red wine ” “ We talked for hours ” “ We talked for hours on how I thought I’d seen [her] somewhere else ” “ [She] was there beside me when I died ” “ What’s the point in counting when a minute is a year ” “ Every lover has their time ” “ What’s the point in waiting when you’re gone before you’re here ” “ [She] found me seven years ago in some piano bar ” “ [She] told me I’d be paramount someday ” “ [She] smile that kind of smile that builds a fire in the dark ” “ A little [boy] who fell and scraped [his] knee ” “ [She] told me I was beautiful and took away my hurt ”

Crack A Bottle, Run A Bath

“ It’s never just a letter, if it follows [her] from Paris ” “ It’s never just a phone call, if it finds [him] in a booth ” “ A lover may be clever, but that doesn’t mean they’re honest ” “ Don’t offer me philosophy, I’ve come here for the truth ” “ Crack a bottle, run a bath; we’ve got some trouble to speak of ” “ Crack a bottle, run a bath ” “ We’ve got some trouble to speak of ” “ We’ll have a good cry ” “ We’ll have a good cry, and after that, these are the things we should do ” “ It’s never just a whisper, if it meets [her] by the boathouse ” “ It’s never just a whisky, if it keeps [him] from betraying ” “ A lover may be wonderful, but everybody’s broken ” “ We’ll have a good fuck, and a good laugh ” “ We’ll have a good fuck ” “ We’ll have a good fuck, and a good laugh, maybe dinner at midnight ” “ Maybe dinner at midnight ”

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Inspirobot Sentence Starters #5

“ Consider this: being buried alive is painful, but interesting. ” “ In the future, everything will seem ridiculous. Don’t be afraid to enjoy it. ” “ Hunger is real. ” “ Keep being obsessed with sex. If you need inspiration, bleed. ” “ Living is mundane. ” “ After nudity, comes pain. ” “ Being a lawyer can be a lot like being strangled. ” “ Wow! Here comes poverty! ” “ Without the fabrication of ignorance you can not have glory. ” “ Every corner of the past is supposed to be for all of mankind. ” “ After the regrets, comes the whining. ” “ Only criminals manipulate your tears. ” “ Criminals are cool. ” “ Don’t be cruel, just question your own soul’s agenda. ” “ Rock music. It’s alive and well. ” “ Cut your hair, see what happens, and your true self will let the stress dissolve. ” “ Never say ‘be my wife’. Say ‘pull my hair’. ” “ Market capitalism. It’s a theory made up by some drunk in a pub. ” “ Fame is tragic. ” “ Only when you seek the hidden dimension of hell, will you actually see yourself. ” “ Keep laughing and be dumb. ” “ Remind yourself that it’s ok to be important. Today. ” “ Keep playing the tuba. ” “ Public drunkenness and drug abuse go hand in hand. ” “ Someday, the world will seem like a joke. So surrender. ” “ Life is sucking up to chaos. ” “ Where imagination collapses, atrocities are born. ” “ Misinterpreting transhumanism destroys dreams. ” “ A relationship is exactly like a boring dream. It sounds kinda cool, till you realize the joke is on you. ” “ With average skill comes average self-worth. ” “ Becoming a professional within the fine art of goofing around calls for pixie dust. ” “ Be in support of a famous person. ” “ Being average can be a lot like getting your nipples pierced... Heartbreaking. ” “ Be the first to reason with what no one has ever reasoned with. ” “ Hate her. ” “ Don’t dream. Terrify. ” “ Throwing keggers is not great for the environment. ” “ Trust your fears, and you shall receive life. ” “ A voice can be shared by everyone. ” “ Technology is a slaughterhouse. ” “ Lairs and bitches! Work together and defeat your common enemy, the policemen! ” “ There’s no reason not to make everybody else do their fucking job. ” “ Knowing that you are hated makes you incredible. ” “ You cockmaster. ” “ It’s never too late to pimp out your lover. ” “ You will do as you’re told. ” “ Authority: man’s best friend. ” “ Please don’t befriend your girlfriend. ” “ Somebody has to smoke. Carpe diem. ” “ Socialism is a riddle. ” “ Don’t obey a co-worker. Listen to a co-worker. ” “ Love is a journey just for you. ” “ First they ignore you, then they sodomize you, and then they make love to you. ” “ Intelligence is usually accompanied by masculinity. ” “ Someday, everything will be ten times harder. So get married. ” “ Take a shot of vodka in your cubicle. ” “ You don’t have to apologize for being confused. ” “ Romance is worth fighting for. So what? ” “ Before the sodomy, comes dinner. ” “ Isn’t it kind of obvious that depressions can become reality someday? ” “ Let go of all your anxieties, surrender, and thou shalt have confidence. ”

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Excerpts from ‘THE BEST PIRATE STORIES EVER TOLD’ Starters

excerpts are taken from provided quotes and shanty lyrics from the book the Best Pirate Stories Ever Told edited by Stephen Brennan

“ Adios todos! ” “ Tip me the black spot. ” “ For my part, I am the most innocent person of them all, only I have been sworn against by perjured persons. ” “ May the God of infinite Mercy be merciful to your Soul. ” “ If I find you upon the island when I come back, I’ll carry you to Jamaica and hang you. ” “ Go tell your King, he is the King of the Land; but I am the King of the Sea! ” “ Are you merchants destined to any port, or are you merely adventurers and pirates, who roam the seas without any place of destination, and live by rapine and ruin? ” “ Don’t be in a fright, but put your clothes on, and I’ll let you into a secret. ” “ You must know I am Captain now. ” “ If you have a mind to make one of us, we will receive you. ” “ Here’s a boat, you shall be set on shore. ” “ I have committed murder and I know I must die for it. ” “ If you wish to add anything further you will still be heard. ” “ I believe I have said enough. ” “ No man is a pirate, unless his contemporaries agree to call him so. ” “ There’s nothing I can do. I cannot withstand my destiny. ” “ The devil told me last night in the great cabin that I shall be murdered. ” “ Fear not the sea, for those born to be hanged will never drown. ” “ It is, it is a glorious thing to be a Pirate King. ” “ He was the mildest manner’d man that never scuttled ship or cut a throat. ” “ With such true breeding of a gentlemen, you never could discern his real thought. ” “ Pity he loved an adventurous life’s variety, he was so great a loss to good society. ” “ A-pirating we go! ” “ Far as the breeze can bear, the billows foam, survey our empire, and behold our home! ” “ These are our realms, no limits to their sway. ” “ Our flag the sceptre all who meet obey. ” “ No dread of death if with us die our foes. ” “ Repair the boat, replace the helm or oar. ” “ All obey and few inquire his will. ” “ She walks the waters like a thing of life. ” (in reference to a ship) “ Kiss the doubt from these delighted eyes. ” “ That man of loneliness and mystery scarce seen to smile, and seldom heard to sigh. ” “ Accuse not, hate not him who wears the spoils. ” “ There was a laughing Devil in his sneer. ” “ He, who would see, must be himself unseen. ” “ He knew himself a villain. ” “ Do you want to drown? You have a hole in the boat as big as my two fists. ” “ What! you won’t treat us, Cap’n? ” “ Let us see what liquor you brought from England. ” “ Why, you skinflint shark. ” “ If you drink not with us, we’ll broach your fat hull! ” “ It shall never be lowered, the black flag we bear. ” “ It is mine to divide it, and yours to obey. ” “ I only shed blood where another shed tears. ” “ We’ll win upon the tossing sea. ” “ I’m going to be a pirate with a bright brass pivot-gun. ” “ If you turn sober, and attend to business, perhaps in time I may make you one of my lieutenants. ”

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never tell them how close you are to the FINISH

    ... ... ... ...     because you NEVER KNOW if you’re actually going to GET THERE.

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UGH IT’S JOE Willy Wonka Series Starters (Part 1)

WILLY WONKA GETS DIABETES

*ear piercingly whistles the oompa-loompa summoning tune from gene wilder’s willy wonka movie* “ __! How was the doctor? ” “ Oh! Nothing too serious - where’s the candy? ” “ Can I see that?” “ It says right here that you have diabeetus! ” “ That’s confidential information so now I have to kill you! ” “ Hey guys, Willy Wonka here, got some pretty bad news that might affect my ability to run a but-- oh well! ” “ A Twizzler a day keeps the doctor away! ” “ There’s only three things I love in this world: chocolate, chocolate, and abusing my help. ” “ How do you like that? ” “ First of all: it’s an it! ” “ There is no second of all. ” “ Shut up and film. ” “ Hahaha that’s right you son of a bitch! ” “ How are you gonna be a chocolatier if you can’t taste test your own concoctions? ” “ Don’t you ever tell me how to live my life again, __. That’s why I have slaves! ” “ Now eat. ” “ I think it likes it. ” “ What flavor did you give it? ” “ I’m experimenting with dog semen right now. ” *barks* “ This is the REAL chocolate factory! ” “ Where do you think the chocolate river gets its flow? ” “ How come you don’t just try running away? ” “ Oh, you’re handcuffed, that sucks. ” *spits on* “ You’re always spitting on me! ” “ Who are you peeping on? ” “ You’re peeping on Tom? ” “ Yeah, he’s the owner of the Hershey factory he keeps sending his employees to light turds on my front doorstep. ” “ Mmm I’m tasting the rainbow over here. ” “ You know I can’t have that in my current condition. ” “ What if I slip you a couple? ” “ I would do unimaginable things to you. ” “ I’m imagining your lips pressed against mine. ” “ That can be arranged, just hand over the skittles. ” “ Well, it’s 4:45. ” “ Well, I usually let my Oompa Loompas take some rage out on me. It’s the worst part of my day. ” “ Oh gummy sharks! ” “ Are your ideas flowing? ” “ No and neither is my urine! ” “ Where are we now? ” “ This it the bedroom, where all of the magic happens! Or so I’m told. ” “ Have you ever been on the internet? ” “ Internet... Yeah! My dad always uploads our home movies there! ” “ What new methods have you been doing in the chocolate factory? ” “ We just introduced electroshock therapy mitts, yielding positive results. ” “ No, it’s only fun to do it to the mindless. ” “ Music to my ears. ” “ The dye from licorice is actually puppy blood. ” “ Mr. Goodbar’s a cunt! ” “ You know Mr. Goodbar? ” “ Yeah, we were in woodshop together. ” “ Why don’t you like him? ” “ Well I--... ... I dunno. ” “ I’m 45 and I still play with Pokemon! ” “ Yep, they’re all Pikachus! ” *demonically screeching* “ PiKAAAAAAAAA ” “ That’s it dad, I’m leaving to start my own chocolate factory! ” “ Hey, is there something you wanna talk about? ” “ ... No? ” “ Just like cows I have six nipples. ” “ Are you happy here? Do you miss your family? ” “ I feel like someone’s forcing you to make these answers. ” “ I guess sugar’s now the enemy. ” “ No, silly boy, Sugar’s the stripper that works at Hot Lips. ” “ No, sugar is in candy. ” “ *GASP*... Sugar and candy are together again? I never thought I’d see the day! ” “ KitKat? More like-- SCREW that! ” “ I’m sorry, that wasn’t my best. I’m trying. ” “ I know I shouldn’t be doing this, but I need one more fix. Just one more. ” “ Oh my gosh, come to papa... ” “ __, it’s not too late to stop. ” “ Oh no; we’re going. ” “ This is a rainbow of sin. ” “ Down the rabbit hole I go! ” “ Do you regret that? ” “ Nope! ” “ I remember when I first had candy! ” “ The taste of the sugar hitting my mouth was so sweet like a thousand naked ladies dancing -- or men. ” “ I’m still not sure where I’m supposed to put this thing. ” “ I’m freaking out, __! I need sugar. ” “ That’s the one thing you can’t have! ” “ I don’t care! I need it. ” “ There’s one person around here who always has sugar on them. ” “ I’m gonna punch that Loompa in the face and steal its candy. ” “ __! You’re handcuffed to the stairs! ” “ Are we still rolling? ”

Willy Wonka Discovered A New Flavor

“ I’m experimenting with new flavors! ” “ And you’re looking in the dumpster? ” “ One man’s trash is another man’s Gobstopper. ” “ It’s got to smell terrible in there. ” “ I’m fine! ” “ My name is Willard J Wonka also known as Willy Wonka from the chocolate factory. ” “ What happened after you gave away your factory? ” “ Bankruptcy! Who’da thought? ” “ I used to do coke all the time! ” “ I skinny dip in the chocolate river! ” “ Well, most of them were sold into slavery. ” “ Holy molasses, I think I found a new flavor! ” “ Even better, but we won’t know until my personal taste tester tries it out. ” “ So you find chocolate in dumpsters and you just give it to kids? ” “ We used to do drugs together back in the 80s. ” “ Oh, my dear boy, they don’t speak! ” “ What’d you just whisper to ‘em? ” “ I called you an asshole! ” “ Do you treat your workers with respect? ” “ What did I tell you about interrupting? ” “ You’re very childlike. ” “ A childlike sense of wonder does wonders for the mind! ” “ Maybe I’ll try that sometime! ” “ I don’t think you can, you don’t look very educated. You look stupid. ” “ Well that was rude. ” “ What are you gonna do with this dumpster chocolate? ” “ I’m working on a brand new concoction! The recipe is-- DID SLUGWORTH PUT YOU UP TO THIS? ” “ We’re done-- we’re DONE - we’re done we’re done we’re done! ” “ My father never loved me, but I turned out just fine. ” “ Get back here you son of a bitch! ” “ Well, my employees are on strike, they want higher pay. ” “ Well, my dear friend-- well, I wouldn’t call you a friend, I don’t really like you that much. ” “ Wow... I can’t believe I created that. I’m a genius. ” “ You’re incredibly arrogant. ” “ So you’re gonna make __ eat that dirty disgusting dumpster chocolate? ” “ Does my __ want to eat today? That’s what I thought. ” “ What happened to the kids in the movie? ” “ How does it taste? ” “ Aaaahh, that’s disgusting! ” “ Eureka! This has to go into mass production right away! ”

WILLY WONKA DISCOVERS CHOCOLATE!

“ Very carefully! You never know how these creatures are going to react. ” “ So the key is to be subtle? ” “ WAKE UP YOU SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH! ” “ I went to the depths of the Himalayan salt mines to find the perfect cacao bean. ” “ Don’t you just wanna cut off its head and snuggle it? ” “ We also found these legendary white cacao beans. They’re alive. ” “ Oh, my dear boy, these are priceless, you’d have to be very careles-woAH OH-WAOH- ” “ You’re just licking the caocao?! ” “ Is this your special fridge? ” “ No, just my regular one. ” “ If you play your cards right, I’ll show you my Wonka bar. ” “ I’ve never been inside a woman. ” “ Why are we in your bathroom? ” “ I’m trying to pass a kidney stone! ” “ Yeah, he’s my spotter. ” “ How’d you get your hair so green? ” “ C’mon, __, we have to go figure out this recipe. ” “ I’m tired, I don’t wanna. ” “ What do I have to do, go punish you? ” “ Who do you think you are? My dad? ” “ You’re gonna make me take off my pants in the closet? ” “ Agustus Gloop, he smelled like poop, fell in the river and turned to soup. ” “ You think I could fit this whole thing in my mouth? ” “ This is the greatest moment of my life. All my hard word has come down to this moment. ” “ What kind of chocolate is it? ” “ 99% of the darkest, rarest cacao. ” “ This must be pretty rare, huh? ” “ Don’t touch that. Only a chocolatier can handle such things. ” “ Remeber, I’m a fudge packer. ” “ What are you gonna do with this chocolate now? ” “ I’m gonna replicate it and make millions. ” “ Shouldn’t you try it first? ” “ Oh yes, dear boy, I’m gonna put it in my mouth. ” “ Noooo! You son of a bitch. ”

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Mad Tea Party by Brandon Rogers Starters

( NSFW AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE BELOW )

[PART 1]

“ oh! what is this party over here? ” “ hello everybody! ” “ who are you?! ” “ why, i’m ___! ” “ this is __. i found [him/her/them] while i was in a tree. ” “ i’m having quite a ball in Wonderland, what about you all? ” “ i’m the flower! ” “ oh. ” “ and i’m the cheshire cat! ” “ are you the jabberwock? ” “ you have no idea mother fucker! ” “ here’s to having more children fall through our rabbit holes. ” “ you’re a homosexual, stop it! ” “ CLEAN CUPS EVERYONE, CLEAN CUPS ” “ [she’s/he’s/they’re] doing their kegels. ” “ oh! [her/his/their] kegels? stop! ” “ i’m photosynthesizing. ” “ what is that conotractor? ” “ what is that conotractor doing in Wonderland? ” “ i need a god damn writing desk! ” “ fucking acid reflux putting me in a bad mood. ” “ .... fuck are you looking at, hare? ” “ your ears look like Michael J. Fox did them... ” “ oh my god... ” “ when you have this tea, toilet paper doesn’t do SHIT. you’ve GOT to use the scotch guard! ” “ stop fertilizing at the table! ” “ i’ve got TITS. ” “ take your chair with you! ” *throws chair* *throws chair at* “ sexual. ” “ oh... oh-! hello! helloooo! ” “ who the fuck let him down the rabbit hole? ” “ i’m gonna shit on your dreams. ” “ are you okay? flower? ” “ i think the flower’s possessed! ” “ a fuckin’ spooksperson! ” “ save us, ___! ” “ oohHH TITS- ” “ god damn acid reflux. ” “ and that was the real story of Alice in Wonderland. ”

[PART 2]

“ what do we have over here? ” “ this looks familiar! ” “ more tea more tea more tea moRE TEA MORE TEA MORE TEA ” “ oh helloooOOOOOooo! ” “ OOOHH IT’S ___, [SHE’S/HE’S/THEY’RE] BACK! ” “ all of a sudden it smells like gorilla. ” “ be careful-- I SAID BE CAREFUL!!! ” “ you little bitch. ” “ sit down, ____, i’m tired of your shit. ” “ i’m trying to make a baby! ” “ i’d like to make a toast to ___! ” “ shut the FUCK UP ” “ coMING BACK HERE- ” “ would you like some tea? ” “ grab a damn cup. ” “ i fucking hate the planned parenthood. ” “ i just wanna eat some aaaAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!! ” “ yes, but only half a cup. ” “ taKE yOUR CHaiR WIth yooOOoUUuuUUUU!!! ” *nails with chair* *violently pegs with a chair* “ oW--- oWHOWoHoh... ” “ do you think you’re funny? do you think you’re fucking funny? do you think THIS IS FUNNY-” “ i’m shitting my pants! ” “ all these mistakes! ” “ I NEED MORE TEA. ” “ oohhHHH i need this in my ASSS- ” “ we’re all out of cookies! ” “ hellooooOOOOoooOOooOOOoO! ” “ YALL FELL DOWN THE WRONG RABBIT HOLE ” “ nobody ever says hello back! ” “ ___, you know we brought you back here for a gang bang. ” “ we’re going to fuck you like the bitch that you are. ” “ don’t trust [her/him/them], they’re hiding things! ” “ are you hiding things, ___? what are you doing? ” “ i’m stretching my dick. ” “ i think we have an extra passenger. ” “ i’m late, that’s all you need to know, i’m late. ” “ i knew you were pregnant you stupid bitch. ” “ i’m gonna get you with my TITS ” “ you suck! ” “ you wouldn’t UNDERSTAND- GOD- ” “ the sun is going down and the flowers are starting to wilt! ” “ you fucked up, bitch. ” “ AAAAAAAA- OH SHIT- ” “ i feel it on my tits ” “ i got more chairs! ” “ i haven’t been laid in WEEKS ” “ i win! ” “ i just want some FUCKING. TEA. ” “ is any of this fucking words? ” “ wh-- what the hell? ” “ THEY’RE HAVING HETEROSEXUAL SEX ” “ there is literally shit everywhere! ” “ i’m having a moment for my fucking grandpa! ” “ NO MORE TEA ” *smashes cup*  “ NOOOOOOOOOO ” “ everybody loses their tits in Wonderland. ”

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HANDSOME JACK Sentence Starters

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“ As you know, I am ___. ” “ A siren, who’s wisdom is matched only by your beauty. ” “ You make up in brute force what you lack in subtlety. ” “ It’s cute that y’all think you’re the heroes of this little adventure. ” “ You’re bandits, you’re the bad guys. ” “ I am the goddamn hero. ” “ Welcome to ___, kiddos! ” “ You seeing the problem here? You’re still alive. ” “ So if you can just do a favor and off yourself that’d be great, thanks pumpkin. ” “ Thanks, pumpkin. ” “ Man these pretzels suck. ” “ How’s your day been, buddy? We haven’t really talked much since I left you for dead. ” “ Hey, you think you’ll freeze to death out there? ” “ Bandit’s will get you first. ” “ My day? Been pretty good. Just bought a pony made of diamonds. ” “ Yeah, because I’m rich. So y’know, that’s cool. ” “ I’m racking my brain trying to think of a name for that ___ I bought. ” “ I was gonna called it Piss-For-Brains in honor of you but that just feels immature... Maybe Butt Stallion? ” “ Butt Stallion says ‘hello’. ” “ You’re so... Unburdened with things like intelligence, culture, morality, honor, ambition, good looks-- I could go on, but I won’t. But I could. ” “ Ah dignity! I almost forgot to mention dignity! ” “ Just turn yourselves in and I promise, your deaths will be quick. ” “ Hey, you like my speech? I was lying about the last part, by the way. ” “ I’m gonna spend a loooong time torturing you [bandit] scum to death. ” “ I got a little secret that I-- y’know what? You don’t to hear it. ” “ It’ll be nice to see a friendly face when I’m burning that place to the ground. ” “ Oh, and I have decided I will tell you my secret later on, once you’ve earned it. ” “ I couldn’t predict you were that desperate. ” “ I heard that ___ liquefies people and drinks them like flesh smoothies. ” “ My secret involves your pathetic resistance dying, and my laughing. A lot. ” “ Hooo, you feel that? ” “ That’s the sound of progress, baby. ” “ I’m smarter than you! I don’t mean to condescend, that’s just a fact. ” “ I’m sorry-- condescend, it’s a word that means ‘talk down to’. You got that, kitten? ” “ God it’s embarrassing how far behind you guys are. ” “ A staggering alcoholic who’s best friend is a bird told you __... And you went with it? ” “ Were you dropped on your head as an embryo? ” “ Wow! Bravo! Champagne! Cheers! High five! Sloooow clap! ” “ The kids gloves are comin’ off, tighten up the big boys pants because things are gonna get really, really bad for you. ” “ Even for you that’s pretty-- man that’s really stupid. ” “ I told you, I always win. ” “ I love the way you just up and trusted ___. ” “ Oh, get over it, I shot ONE baby, and in fairness it was being a dick! ” “ Hey... Y’know I think it’s finally time to tell you that little secret. ” “ I’m such a rockstar! ” “ I learned a lot about survival, about greed; but most of all, I learned no matter how badass they may be, anyone will happily lay down their life for a pretty girl. ” “ You’re kind of pissing me off here, kiddo. ” “ Which makes killing you my top priority, congratulations. ” “ That’s enough, you can stop pretending to help the bad guys now. ” “ You know [I’m]//[the hero’s] gonna win, but you just don’t die quickly. ” “ ... Yadda yadda, this jackal rushes me with a spoon- a frickin’ SPOON- and I’m DYING laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it! ” “ I dunno, maybe you had to be there, the moral is, you’re a total bitch. ” “ Run all you want, we all know how this is gonna end. ” “ And that’s why you’re gonna die here. ” “ Funny thing: if you want to destroy a man, you don’t need to kill him. You just need to kill what he loves. ” “ I was gonna do this whole thing where I’d lure you in here and kill ya, but you just-- like just kinda showed up! Thanks for saving me the trouble, kiddo! ” “ Just gonna warn you, you’re really not gonna like this next part. ” “ This is what happens when you don’t listen. ” “ Ohhh- where the hell is- ugh I had a violin somewhere, I was gonna play it all sarcastically- god dammit it was gonna be awesome- ” “ Ohh, I can’t wait for you to see the surprise! You’re gonna like AAAAAHHH I’M BLEEDING SO MUCH!!! SO MUCH BLOOD!!! AAA! Ha! It’s gonna be great! ” “ Wooaaa, you didn’t think you were gonna get out of here alive, did ya? ” “ I want scalps, people, and I want ‘em now! ” “ Did you know that some people on this planet still believe in silly superstitions like: angels, demons, and ancient alien warriors? ” “ Hey kids, did you know that your chances of being disemboweled increase by eighty-thousand percent upon leaving? It’s a scientific fact! ” “ Hey did you know that littering is punishable by death? If not, you also oughtta know complaining about laws is considered verbal littering. ” “ Remember, we should all love our parents, but love me more. ” “ Now I have the voice of a douchebag. Great. ” “ It’s not enough! I want it all! Every planet, every star. ” “ Call me old-fashioned, but being a God sound like a hell of a lot of fun. ” “ That’s uh-- that’s cute. ” “ But we let [them/him/her] live, because that’s what heroes do. They show mercy. ” “ They will die staring at their own lungs as I rip them from their chests. ” “ What’s that saying? Don’t pick a fight with a man with nothing left to lose. ” “ I’m gonna show you just how much you have to lose. ” “ A-ta-ta-- language. ” “ Now do me a favor, and die. ” “ Nah I’m just playing, he’s still really dead. ” “ ... My [daughter/son] is dead... ” “ I will find you, and you will regret denying me my vengeance. ” “ Mm you feel that? That electricity in the air when you’re just aching to murder someone? Haven’t felt that in suuuuch a looong tiiiime... ” “ You’re too late, dumb ass! ” “ WAKEY WAKEY YOU SON OF A BITCH! ” “ When you get to Hell, tell your friends I said ‘hey’. ” “ You’re a plague. ” “ KILL GODDAMMIT KILL! HAHAHAHA! ” “ Don’t let ‘em shoot you THERE- ” “ No no no-- I can’t die like this- not when I’m so close- ” “ Holy NUTBALLS! What happened to your frickin’ face?! ” “ You tell me why you look like you headbutted a belt sander. ” “ That is a heartbreaker, but... You got something in common with ‘em now at least! ” “ Hohoho... holy crap! Did you see her head? It was like-- PBBLLT! ”

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Shayfer James: Red Room Vol. 1 Starters

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None of Thee Above

“ You flatter me With all your lovely jewelry And custom tailored tragedy ” “ It fits you like a glove ” “ [We] knew for all you said and all you’ve done that you would be the lonely one ” “ [We] know you’re right where you belong ” “ [We] hope you burn and grow to learn what you’ve done ” “ The truth you’ll find ironically is none of the above ” “ [We] watched you fumble your way home ” “ [We] watched the wounded, waiting Calling out the call ”

Carve A Smile

“ For every tear you’ve shed I’d carve a smile into my skin ” “ You have the unique ability to damage me ” “ You have seen too much and in between ” “ I can’t guarantee I’ll be the one thing you need ” “ I can’t guarantee I’ll be the one thing you need, but I won’t make a promise I can’t keep ” “ I won’t make a promise I can’t keep ” “ I can’t guarantee that you won’t pick up and leave ” “ I swear, I’ll make you smile ” “ With every kiss you make a better man of me ” “ The safe disguise of accidental lies won’t hide us here ” “ No more, my dear ” “ I would sacrifice the air that makes my body breathe If it keeps you safe ” “ I was wrong about love, I was wrong all along ” “ I was wrong about love ” “ I was wrong about life ”

Room by Room

“ I would walk through a glance and I’d stop at the stare ” “ I’d follow it down To the very last step ” “ I’d wait by the room Where your secrets are kept ” “ If you beckoned me in I would hang my black hat on a bottle of pain ” “ I’d burn every book with a villain inside ” “ I’d march through the door to you parlor of need where the glass on the floor would make weaker men bleed ” “ The weight of my words would turn slivers to dust ” “ I’ll pace for as long as I live if I must ” “ I’d pause for a time and I’d look at your world ” “ I’d fashion a rhyme For a lost little [girl] ”

Ghost Town

“ Someday we will fall like soldiers ” “ One day we will cry like men ” “ Wilted words on oaken shoulders whisper from a violin ” “ Here we wander around, slowly killing moments, in minutes and hours ” “ Now we speak in tongues and tangles ” “ Finding form in antique angles ” “ Un-adorn the doubtful dawn ” “ Here in our, dear little town ”

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Simple Halloween Starters!

“There’s a house giving out full sized candy bars!” “What candy do you have so far?” “Ew. Licorice.” “Wanna trade?” “What? They gave you __? Not fair!” “That house looks AWESOME.” “Our house is gonna be the scariest on the block.” “What are you gonna be for Halloween?” “What’s your favorite candy?” “What candy do you hate?” “That costume looks awesome!” “Wow... That... Costume looks... Great...” “That make-up job is terrible.” “Aw, your costume’s so cute!” “We’re matching!” “We HAVE to match this year.” “Let’s check out that haunted house!” “There’s a haunted maze, we should go!” “A hayride? Lame!” “Let’s throw a costume party!” “We should go to that costume party!” “Are you ready yet?” “I think I over-did the fake blood.” “Nobody move! I lost a fang!” “Oh woah, it’s a full moon out.” “Got any ghost stories?” “That was a ghost!” “I think I saw a ghost.” “Nice pumpkin!” “Why do we need to give OUT the candy? Let’s just stay here and eat it ourselves and watch scary movies!” “I have a whole stack of scary movies.” “Are you sure this is the right way?” “Of course I know where we’re going!” “You can’t make me walk up there, no way!” “What’s so scary about ___?” “C’mon, ___ can be scary!” “You go as the same thing every year.” “Do you like my pumpkin carving?” “You can’t just give out cheap candy, that’s a scam!” “This candy is an insult to Halloween, I’m getting name-brand.” “I couldn’t buy actual ghost decorations so I used toilet paper instead.” “Can you help me get this ___ on?” “I can’t see anything out of this mask.” “Man, all these costumes suck!” “Nice cape!” *swooshes cape* “Did I scare you?” “You scared me!” “STOP. Black cat.” “It’s perfectly normal to have a fear of ___!” “... You're afraid of ___?” “Really? You’re a __?” “I’m not afraid of __!” “Did you hear that?” “Did you see that?” “I think I just saw something go across the moon...”

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Inspirobot Sentence Starters #4

“ Life can be totally rad. ” “ Before the cosmos, comes the skeletons jumping out of the closet. ” “ There are times when one must call a home wrecker a home wrecker. ” “ Blessed is the father who cleans his anger, for he also loves his sexuality. ” “ Don’t stop stealing and remain feminine. ” “ Prisoners of the universe unite! ” “ Civilization freaks people out. ” “ Life on Earth is a movie where the villain is emptiness. ” “ Get annoyed about a clown. ” “ With beautiful weakness come beautiful melodies. ” “ You should cherish blood. ” “ Sex is 100 percent addictive. ” “ Time travel is not as fun as it sounds. ” “ All you need in order to destroy democracy is yoga and confidence. ” “ Run. It’s ok. ” “ Generous is the son who strikes his wife, but more generous is the son who strikes his uncle. ” “ By supporting the right charities we can make it so that people feel ashamed. ” “ Witch hunters and scientists! Work together for your common goal, making toxoplasmosis history! ” “ Being a psychopath is not ok. ” “ Suck. Nobody is ordering you to never give up. ” “ Spying on depression incites your full potential. ” “ Don’t be jealous of your sister’s karma, just feel. ” “ If you are the only one laughing in the intimate relationship, you are not enjoying the intimate relationship. ” “ Clowns are working together on a cast conspiracy against mankind. ” “ You are about to turn into a hunk. ” “ Don’t be a slave to your parents’ cake, just don’t do that. ” “ Existence is like a pyramid scheme. ” “ Treat everybody like an enemy. ” “ Kissing is cool, obviously. ” “ Gourmet food. Smell it. ” “ A king is a police officer with ethics. ” “ After nothingness, comes nothingness. ” “ Dance around and hold your neck in when on a date. ” “ Could it be that desires are way cooler than they sound if you listen more to your head and less to your heart? ” “Great leadership is 99 percent politeness and 1 percent goal-oriented. ” “ One day, life will be ten times harder. So obey and achieve mindfulness. ” “ Believe, keep trying, and of course try to be yourself. ” “ Human consciousness is just an interpretive manifestation of the hyperimpossibility of the big bang. ” “ You don’t need to have a best friend in order to live forever. ” “ Fix it. ” “ Hell is ever-changing. ” “ When you are depressed, remember that everyone you love will someday be dead. ” “ Dreams are 100 percent self-abuse, and 0 percent arrogance. ” “ Somebody must dress nice. Somebody like you. ” “ You insect. ” “ Injustice ends when somebody learns to fix conspiracies. ” “ Your time on Earth is simple. ” “ Be hunky and get high. ” “ A slap in the face a day keep the nightmares away. ” “ Everybody knows that a public lavatory should be a fun place. ” “ Live for the moment. Take some kind of substance. ” “ Only when you’ve experienced your own ritual sacrifice, will you actually experience meaning. ” “ Love your children. It’s ok. ” “ Someday, everything will have meaning. Until then, click like. ” “ Keep on hurting. ” “ Personify death. ” “ Our brains are 100 percent mind fuck, and 0 percent instinctual. ” “ Existence is all bout being incredibly monstrous. Behave respected. ”

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You Suck At Cooking Starters: Episodes 11-15

Episode 11 “The first and most pervasive nacho-crime looks like this.” “The proportion of ingredients is based on one simple formula: tortilla chips times salsa over beans and cheese divided by pie squared hypotenuse isosceles Pythagoras protractor minus four.” “If you can’t follow this simple formula get the hell out of the kitchen.” “The distribution of salsa and sour cream is based on the simple formula: don’t put that shit in plastic containers in the corner, dummy. Minus four.” “It looks like a perfectly delicious plate of nachos. Nice proportions, good layering, excellent ingredients; but what’s this? A big chunk of steel in the middle of plate, restaurants often do this to make the nachos heavier, and therefore feel more expensive and higher quality.” “NO. We want this area full of nachos that we can eat, not steel that we’re just mad at.” “This is a classic trick to make you feel bad about yourself so that you’ll spend more money to boost your self esteem. Don’t fall for it.” “Not saying I’m a ten, like probably. Probably like, not a ten. But, I mean, if you wanna compare, I mean I don’t wanna compare, but if you wanna compare-” “If you or a loved one witness a nacho-crime, don’t just sit there, report it. Together, we can stop nacho-crimes.”

Episode 12 “Shake and squeeze, shake and squeeze...” “Dammit, I squeezed too hard.” “Delicately arrange them.” “Get them all rastled up. Really rastle ‘em up.” “Give ‘em a nice good rastlin’.” “Gotta be fast-- gotta be fast like catchin’ a gator.” “You guys are goin’ back in the hot jail, yeehaw!” “Are you heading to meet with your friends?” “One of your great qualities is that you never pout.”

Episode 13 “Okay, okay- who am I-?” “Yep, pickle.” “Ha, that was so easy! Okay, my turn-” “I’m so white and totally gross inside!” “An egg?” “Yep, an egg.” “Well, obviously a white egg.” “Oh my God, that was so easy, you totally suck at this! Give me a challenge!” “That’s a load of hogwash.” “Then I guess the game’s over.” “Oh... It’s me.” “Yeah. It’s you.” “Wow... That really hurts.” “Well, I’m sick of it. Always tearing everybody down.” “Hey, you know what? We’re not here very long.” “We’re gonna die soon.” “I didn’t fully think the hug part through.”

Episode 14 “It’s gloomy out. Which makes it a good day to make break-up pasta.” “Break-up pasta is a way to end a relationship when you’re a giant coward.” “The break-up pasta we’re gonna make today is called Agelio E Olio.” “It sounds like a fake word but it’s actually a real word from a made-up language called ‘Italian’.” “There’s a really simple way to cook pasta perfectly every time. You don’t need to test is by flinging it against a wall, hittin’ it with a hammer, slamming it in a door, you don’t need to measure its elasticity, or ask a crystal ball if it’s ready, or see if it can lift a twenty-five pound weight, and you certainly don’t need to wang-jangle it.” “You only need to do one simple thing: follow the instructions. The engineers at the pasta factory tested it out at least two or three times to find the perfect boiling time. So, you know, try to have a little respect.” “Fold up the paper and hide it inside the pasta.” “I can’t afford the amount of paper it would take to list off all of your shortcomings, so instead I’ll just say goodbye. Peace.”

Episode 15 “And that’s how you make the easiest salad dressing on Earth. Now, if you want to make the easiest salad dressing on the moon, the process is very similar.” “Salad without dressing is kind of depressing.”

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