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vexsprompts · 4 months
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♥️     𝐀 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐥     𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 3     [   𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂    ]    ♥️
part three of my favorite jams on repeats ! feel free to alter/change as needed for use ofc ! the goal is always to have fun !  ♥️
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❝   Wake me from this nightmare I live in (. / !) ❞ ❝   Something inside of me keeps giving up.  ❞ ❝   Was the sober me not good enough (? / ?!) ❞ ❝   I've spent too many years in this house of pain (. / !)  ❞ ❝   When I dream, I can see the end. ❞ ❝   I fear I'm not enough or I'm too much.  ❞ ❝   Thank God I know the road back home.  ❞ ❝   Some things you can't replace (. / !) ❞ ❝   At best, you're a parasite (. / !) ❞ ❝   I feel the fear and loathing constantly (. / !)  ❞ ❝   I've lost control, save me (. / !) ❞ ❝   Fight me, now (. / !) ❞ ❝   I'm crossing out the (man/woman/person) that I've become (. / !) ❞ ❝   You'll reap what you sow (. / !) ❞ ❝   You can't save save your soul. ❞ ❝   Will we ever love again? ❞ ❝   It's never too late (. / !) ❞ ❝   Maybe things are not so different. ❞ ❝   There's no one else (. / !) ❞ ❝   I thought we were friends (. / !) ❞ ❝   I'm lost inside my head (. / !) ❞ ❝   It's like there's water in my lungs (. / !) ❞ ❝   I cannot live inside my mind (. / !) ❞ ❝   They're coming after me (. / ! / ?) ❞ ❝   You better get ready to run (. / !) ❞ ❝   Thank you for being so kind. ❞ ❝   We look good together. ❞
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cinnamemes · 2 years
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send 🫂 to hold my muse while they have a panic attack.
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melamemea · 2 years
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imagine how much better the role play community could be if role players stopped seeing each other as a threat ( e.g. being “better” at a character than them, writing the same character as them and so on ) and instead tried to support and celebrate each other’s creativity. 
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memeapple2 · 8 months
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Doobus Goobus starters!
If you haven't watched his videos please do he's a gift
"I've heard the name William Afton 50000 times. And I don't know who the fuck that is and hopefully I never will!"
"I'm not playing your game! I don't, I don't wanna know."
"I will get the broom!"
*pokes with broom* "Come geeet out! Geeeet outta here!!"
"We don't need this! I don't need a bear!"
"That is the least sexy thing I've ever seen! It looks like burnt play-doh."
"I know you're exaggerating but 4000 scares me! Get out!"
"You name your food?"
"I don't like the implications of that sentence!"
"You're not gonna like the straight forward version!" *horrible laughter*
"Oh GOD! They want to reinstate the death penalty for YOU SPECIALLY!!"
"It was so horrific I formed morals!"
"Wait, he was so disgusting your brain evolved just so you could process the horrors you were witnessing!?
"YES, and now I can comprehend my nightmares, which I've had ever since seeing them! So fuck you *insert name here*!!"
"Erm, no one forced you to watch! Lmfao!!"
"Wow! There's not a single good quality in there, GOD DANM!!"
"I'm gonna live underground, and try and kill you if you go near me now!"
"Okay you've just let a demon into my planet!!"
"I'm so sorry I'll get the Bible!"
"IT'S NOT A PHASE DAD!!"
" I AM NOW BLUUUUE!!"
"I AM NOW YELLOW!!"
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!!"
" I AM NOW WHIIIIITE!!"
"They're so fickle, this is ridiculous!!"
"KILL THIS MAN! HE IS NO LONGER MY SON!!"
*Muffled screaming*
"I really wish I could be in the game again it was a lovely time."
"Good heavens!!!"
"I LIKE YELLING!!"
"Your legs don't scare me!"
"Your legs do not work on me! For I am homosexual!!!"
"The leg witch could not seduce me husband, I have won!!"
"Shall we celebrate with the battle of tounge!?"
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memeapple · 1 year
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Send 🟣🔵🟢🔴 to throw a whole bunch of fucking orbeez at my muse!
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𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝟏𝐄𝟏 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 - 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟏
You know what they say, Officer... If it’s getting too loud, you’re gettin’ too old.
Do you know why I pulled you over?
I like to punish people too.
Feels good to get away with something, doesn’t it? 
People like to tell me things. Those deep, dark, naughty little desires that’re really on their minds.
It's a gift. 
Here, take more, it’s only money.
You people are funny about your laws.
Have I ever told you how incredibly sexy you are when you can’t control your emotions?
I’m retired. I’ve got nothing but time.
I think you have a visitor.
How’s it hanging, big guy?
Your return to The Underworld has been... requested.
Yep, here it is. The seventh of Never through the fifteenth of Ain’t Gonna Happen? How’s that work for you guys?
I’m consistently surprised by the whole no sense of humor thing.
Look, remind Dad I quit Hell because I was sick and tired of playing a part in his play. 
I’ll warn you against disrespecting Our Father.
You are a mockery of everything divine.
 Do you think I’m the devil because I’m inherently evil or simply because dear ol’ Dad decided I was? Isn’t this a classic case of labeling? 
What do you think happens when the Devil leaves Hell? All those demons, those tormented souls... where do they go?
Tell Father, I’m not. Going. Back.
So you, my feathered friend, can go to hell.
He will not be merciful much longer. 
Can I have your autograph?
Reminds me of how it was before everything got so big and messy.
Sometimes I feel like you were the only one who was ever really honest with me.
Did I sell my soul to the Devil?
That would imply the Devil is actually interested in your soul. 
 I told you I wanted to be a star and that’s when things started happening for me. 
You do call yourself Lucifer. 
Call me whatever you want, but I’m really just a patron of the arts.
Honestly, I introduced you to a few key people who owed me favors. That’s all.
Do you think I’m talented?
You have one of the most beautiful voices I’ve ever heard. It’s sweet, dirty, sexy, soulful... 
I knew you were a star, I just helped the world catch up. 
Because along with the good came a hell of a lot of bad.
Oh, so the Devil made you do it?
Your choices are on you, my dear.
The toxic relationships were my biggest screw-up. God, I really do have the worst taste in men... 
 I can’t believe you almost married that sweaty little imp…
You introduced us!
I suggested you work with him -- not sleep with him.
I got confused!
He trapped me in the bathroom at the Grammys a month ago. Cried. Said he wanted to get back together. 
God, I’m such a mess.
God has nothing to do with your mess anymore than I do.
You didn’t sell your soul, but you do owe me a favor. Looks like it’s time to settle up.
I’m scared…
What I’m about to ask is going to be quite difficult for you.
Get it together before it’s too late. You’re wasting your talent. Your life.
I let you down.
Then fix it.
I’m gonna do what you asked. I’m gonna get it together. I promise.
It’s not about me. All these terrible things that weren’t supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up to you.
What did you do?
Tell me why. Why did you end her life?
I can smell death coming for you -- shall I speed it along?
Times like these I wish I was back in Hell.
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jamiesresources · 2 years
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shit my friends say on discord ––– rp meme ––– part 2.  ( some nsfw –– most shits and giggles ) 
its not my fault i wanna suck on his nips okay
im thinking about that guy who said the lord was coming and that the american dollar is a distraction 
its food if you suck hard enough 
spicy coochie 
my asshole puckered 
no i will save england 
guillotine can take away the head im about to give him 
suck on my big fat man titties bitches 
im gonna lick his stupid nose 
he can call me a bitch and id spread my legs open 
plus hes got the weird blood fetish thing going on and im on my period so win win 
i read pussy 
i lied its gay in my house 
hes up there im just fucking stupid 
sorry ladies and gentlemen but the snake stays during sex 
go swimmin in that pussy 
not in the pussy 
still crying about vagina diagrams 
instead of ‘there is a snake in my boot’ it is ‘there is a snake in my pussy’ 
it took me editing fourteen nipplies 
it makes sense because they balance each others eyebrows out 
i could snap him like a twig 
i am naked and wet gimme a second 
sometimes fingers just need to look like penises 
ceiling vagina 
its okay you can call me pissboi 
if boobie good why men sexy? 
thosewho shit together stay together 
im the main character im the one who eats mango
and the person reviewing your application is shitting mangos 
i cant you made me become illustrate 
living rent free in peoples heads for sending nsfw spongebob i guess 
what do actors do with the underwear they wear on stage? 
dont strangle yourself ahaha your pussy’s so big 
i keep autocorrecting personal messages to porn 
it’s such an anthony –– anthony?? who’s anthony???? 
i was gonna be beeltejuice for christmas 
the hoes gonna loooooove this 
i love how im just eating a block of cheese right now 
wasnt freud like ... a musician? 
did you know that theres a different between coke and cocaine? 
you know what man? fuck you! what’s with all the cats? why do you have a bunch of pussy? you got big pussy disorder? 
can you please stop trying to touch my nipples 
ill have a full break down if he eats my clothes, bro
me to my therapist: i think my friends are getting tired of me being sad 
its like a lima bean thing that starts with an e
i thought you were gonna say ‘do you wanna see me fuck a mountain?’
why is justin bieber’s chin so long? 
so they build the baby right? 
please dont jump us into something disgusting 
why is there ... seven oranges under the crib? 
opening my legs is a lot easier than opening up about my life story 
why do i have to chew with my hands 
she wants a pet chicken ... i cant believe this 
please for the love of god u cannot wear that dress to skateboard and i cannot stand and have a conversations here with you right now i need to take a massive shit 
dont you dare make that face at linkin park 
this is one of my favorite songs. if you shit on it, im shitting on your bed 
french is like .... a deep throated language 
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mjulmjul · 1 year
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Katya / Goncharov
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ringosmistress · 1 month
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vexsprompts · 2 years
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♥️     𝐀 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐥     𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐     [   𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂    ]    ♥️
part two of my top repeats currently ! feel free to alter as needed for use ofc ! have fun !  ♥️
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❝   Will you stay? ❞ ❝   I'm so afraid you'll never understand.  ❞ ❝   I'm worried that I'm in too deep. ❞ ❝   I want this. I need this.  ❞ ❝   I'd die for you. ❞ ❝   This isn't love.  ❞ ❝   My demons won't stay in the past.  ❞ ❝   Don't let go. ❞ ❝   Hard to believe you were company I shouldn't keep. ❞ ❝   We are not the same, we're different.  ❞ ❝   I think you've overstayed your welcome. ❞ ❝   I miss the way you say my name. ❞ ❝   Will we both go home alive?  ❞ ❝   You turned your back. ❞ ❝   Get out of my life. ❞ ❝   How does it feel to be a filthy fucking rat?  ❞ ❝   You're doing this on purpose. ❞ ❝   We became what we hated. ❞   ❝   I'm out of my league here. ❞   ❝   I'm drinking without you. ❞ ❝   That crooked smile doesn't hide your greed. ❞ ❝   My love, I've sinned enough for the both of us. ❞ ❝   You won't get the best of me.  ❞ ❝   You couldn't change me. ❞ ❝   You're outmatched. ❞ ❝   I never said that I'd fight fair. ❞ ❝   I'll show you what it means to scream. ❞ ❝   Is that all you've got?  ❞ ❝   I just wanna feel something real. ❞ ❝   I've got an appetite for sin. ❞
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cinnamemes · 2 years
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Sentence starters for addicted muses || Tw: implied substance abuse
"We need to talk."
"can you not see that you have a problem?"
"You said you were going to stop."
"Why did you lie to me?"
"This has gotten way out of hand. You need help!"
"I'm worried about you."
"You're not the only one this affects!"
"How long have you been hiding this from me?"
"I'm trying to be there for you but you make it so difficult sometimes."
"I don't like the way you act when you use that stuff."
"Please don't push me away."
"I know you're having a hard time, but this isn't the answer."
You're going to loose everything if you don't stop."
"Can't you tell this stuff is making you sick?"
"You look awful."
"I can't watch you do this to yourself."
"I know someone who might be able to help you."
"When is this going to stop? When you're dead?"
"All that progress out the window, and for what? A quick buzz?"
"If you can't do it for yourself then please do it for me!"
"I'm taking this. You've had enough."
"I've been looking everywhere for you!"
"Where did you get that stuff?"
"So, you're not quitting?"
"I'm taking you home. Right now."
"We need to get you to the hospital."
"No, I'm not letting you do this to yourself!"
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kultofathena · 9 months
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tsuyoshikentsu · 10 months
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if internet comments on cookbooks were like the ones on D&D books
https://www.wired.com/2008/06/alttext-0618/
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Source: https://www.wired.com/2008/06/alttext-0618/, which I found out about from https://twitter.com/mxdshipwreck/status/1669480866891051008
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netherworldpost · 14 days
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Wereprofessor (part of the bard project I've been working on for a private client)
Every full moon or so you shift into an academic
roll 1d4:
You are extremely knowledgable of the assigned field and have an agreeable personality
You are extremely knowledgable of the assigned field yet you are insufferable
You are ignorant of the assigned field but have an agreeable personality
You are ignorant of the assigned field and are insufferable
adjustments:
Charisma modifies the chance you have tenure (networking)
Intelligence modifies the prestige level of the institution you work for
(Released with client permission, please feel free to use and adapt as you like)
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