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nicklas bäckström is iconic

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Yeah, that is America’s ass.

#we need to talk about kevin #chris evans #captain america

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Valentine’s Day with the Canucks

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Coach Q Valentine

Goalie Valentines

Hossa and Sharpie Valentines

Saad Valentine

Seabs and Duncs Valentines

Shaw Valentine

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Avengers Four summary:

Steve: crying

Tony: dying

Me: lying on the floor , crying and dying

#we need to talk about kevin

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Happy Thanksgiving

To the 12 other Canadians on this site.

#we need to talk about kevin

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“Ah, yes, it’s time for me to re-adopt my 23 angry sons”

— Me as hockey season begins

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these are my people.

#we need to talk about kevin #new york islanders

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Ovi, calling Nicky over to take the cup: “Backy! Backy! Nicke!”

For fans of the “Nicke! Nicke!” moment. 

#we need to talk about kevin #ovie #nicklas backstrom

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You will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier, but a good man.

#we need to talk about kevin #captain america

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Let’s look at the facts: 1) In “The best superpower” Soren stops time (or freeze people). 2) In “Four best movie universe to die in” Soren says he has “willed” his parents’ dog to go to a specific Heaven. 3) In “7 horrifying lessons hidden in movies about childhood” Soren says normal human aging is confusing to him. 4) In “11 movie alternate universes with horrifying  downsides” Soren is seen teleporting/jumping between dimensions. 5) In “Why everyone wants to have sex with vampires” he talks about puberty as something other people went through, not him. 6) In “Why Disney’s Aladdin is secretly horrifying” he is very invested in the Genie’s entrapment in the lamp. By the end of the episode he admits to projecting his own problems/situation unto the Genie. 7) In “Why Peter Pan is propaganda for perverts” he says that he has a phobia of aging, but also seem to think it’s something that’s natural, just not to HIM and he would prefer to avoid it. 8) He is overall convinced he is better than the people surrounding him, and apparently people feel drawn to him according to Daniel. Most of these could just be because Soren thinks of himself as better/more important than others, but combined with his supernatural powers I propose Soren isn’t a human at all, but actually a powerful creature trapped in a mortal body he doesn’t know how to escape from. His powers might cause him to age slower than humans, but it’s happening, and he might die with the body which isn’t natural at all to him, hence his intense fear of aging. And sure, he has talked about his parents and early years, but we don’t know how long he has been trapped, under which circumstances, or if he’s just trying to seem more human to avoid trouble.

#Soren Bowie #we need to talk about kevin #Cracked

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Inception (2010): How to deal with kidnappers like a boss

#Inception #cillian murphy #we need to talk about kevin

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#we need to talk about kevin #Chicago Blackhawks #Duncan Keith

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the nashville predators legitimately have their swedes make baked goods

#Nashville Predators #we need to talk about kevin

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#we need to talk about kevin #Mr. Hossa #Chicago Blackhawks

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“my right arm is more defined because… haha… you know…” - tyler seguin probably

#Tyler Seguin #Dallas Stars #we need to talk about kevin