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OH FUCK YEAH HERE WE GO MY BLORBOS

Atticus Rhodes/Fubuki Tenjoin

How I feel about them: (slams head into wall repeatedly, grabs them in my mouth and shakes them like a fuckin dog) DA BABY DA BLORBO GOD WHAT A GUY HE IS REALLY JUST A LITTLE GUY OMG in all seriousness Atticus is one of my faves and I love him so so much, I would also like to wrap him in a blanket and put him in a corner never to be hurt by the world again. love you atty

All romantic ships: CHAZZ #1. STORMSHIPPING MY BELOVED. NONBINARY STORMSHIPPING?! EVEN BETTER. also zanexatticus fucks severely, and I have been known to enjoy the poly O-Blues before (fujiwara deserves love too!!!!)

Non-romantic OTP: I love the friendship Atticus and Jaden have. I wish we’d gotten more of them, and I would have LOVED to see them duel post-volcano incident.

Unpopular opinion: he’s straight in the way Neil Patrick Harris plays Barney Stinson. (that’s not the unpopular part bear with me) by that I mean he expresses straightness very very well because of some internalized homophobia and it’s not until he really interacts with people at duel academy (aka Crowler) that he starts to get past that, but his shield is still VERY MUCH UP. especially after the Shadow Riders shit. he throws his walls back up after The Rescue tm, and the main wall he knows is I Am Straight Haha.

One thing I wish had happened: MORE ATTICUS AND ALEXIS SIBLING INTERACTIONS THANK YOU. also LET HIM WIN A DUEL FOR FUCKING ONCE PLEASE

Zane Truesdale/Ryo Marufuji

How I feel about them: (picks him up and puts him on a very high shelf where no one can reach) you’re an asshole but I love you and I would like to throw you across the room and also never let anyone touch you again you poor baby why did you treat your brother like that who hurt you I’ll kill them. also just a guy tm but man did the character development develop

All romantic ships: Mainly Atticus, but I am a sucker for some enemies to lovers with Aster hatesexhatesexhatesex I have a lot of feelings about them and how they grow around each other. I do think Zane is aspec, though (re: “I’m in love with dueling” is NOT a heteronormative thing to say)

Non-romantic OTP: I really wish we’d gotten more development of his and Syrus’s relationship. Toxic siblings to best friends is a favorite trope of mine, and I just. Zane and Syrus, ok. The anti-Kaibabros, and I just want them to be okay.

Unpopular opinion: he should have gotten WAY more flak from Alexis and Jaden about how he treated Syrus in S1/S2. honestly I think if Alexis had said two words to his ass during that whole Hell Kaiser arc he would’ve snapped the fuck outta it and cried for an hour. can I get a hallelujah for S3– while it may have traumatized the fuck outta the J boys, Zane fixed a lot of shit he broke.

One thing I wish had happened: someone should’ve punched him. Preferably Syrus or Alexis. Preferably during S2. oH AND: Season 4 should have gone a whole lot differently for Zane. I think him passing on the deck to Syrus was a great conclusion for Syrus, but not for Zane, and after S3 I wanted more Zane than I did Syrus. IMO, the ideal Zane conclusion would have been him dueling Syrus for the deck, losing, acknowledging Syrus as a duelist, and then going on WITH SYRUS to lead the Cyber Duel School and/or starting a charity to help down-on-their-luck duelists so they don’t have to go to the underground duel ring.

thank you for requesting atticus and zane I love them SO MUCH

not my creation but please send in any gx character :P

#atticus rhodes #zane truesdale #fubuki tenjoin #ryo marufuji #yugioh gx #ygo gx

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I can't stand characters that you love never leaving your goddamn head.

Like SIR! You have been in my mind for 2 years, please leave😭

#atticus rhodes #jaden yuki #zane truesdale #GET OUT OF MY HEAD PLZ /pos

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11:21 into ep 51 and my water is almost gone, I should've playtested this first

Please drink responsibly!

Have fun and remember to alternate between drinks and soda :)

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GX Rewatch: Ep 1-5 (Dub)

Before we get into it, I have to say that obviously this is spoilers for ep 1-5, but also the entirety of the show since I reference things that are foreshadowed in the first few episodes. you’ve been warned

k let’s go

Episode 1

how is Crowler not fired yet?

Crowler was nonbinary before it was cool (aka before season 3)

jaden says bastion is the second best duelist there (him being the best) but Zane is literally 50 feet away

“legendary rare monster” it’s $0.79 on Amazon. Cyber Dragon cost me more.

Zane doesn’t give two shits about Jaden’s ego. A piece of paper is worth more. Baby Zane was such an ass <3 /affectionate /icanfixhim

Alexis saying Jaden’s really good and Zane just turning and walking away. what an icon. girlboss. he’s already planning how to kick jaden’s ass.

Episode 2

not much to say here.

Jaden sticks up for colorblind people? sort of?

forgot how much of a prick Baby Chazz was

Alexis says that there’s no off-hours arena duels allowed and that Chazz should’ve told Jaden that— why didn’t she tell him when she got there?

jaden refusing to leave the duel arena is SO FUNNY, like he could literally get expelled and he’s just like nah cards

Episode 3

Syrus can’t read, canon

Crowler is the definition of right formula wrong answer

YOU ARE A TEACHER, REPORT HIM FOR SOME SHIT.

at least abuse your power properly smh

Alexis being obsessed with Jaden from the get-go is def because he acts exactly like Atticus

also: alexis doesn’t talk about Atticus until ep 5. you’d think there’d be some residual trauma since he disappeared at this school, but she doesn’t say shit

Episode 4

crowler stealing the rare cards and pulling a Clark Kent when everyone gets there is such a drama queen move, I see where Atticus learned it from

seriously crowler could have just left

also Jaden is canonically ripped, he pushed a truck up a hill

he also says something like “now I don’t need to go to the gym” which means DA canonically has a gym that JADEN goes to

Syrus praying to Slifer is so fucking funny oml

actually now that I think about it it would make a lot of sense for characters to actually worship Egyptian gods considering. y’know. they’re real.

probably not Syrus’s motivation but either way

Chumley trying to rig the exams by letting Jaden get his beauty rest

Bastion. everything about Bastion in this episode gives me life. I love him. He was the only one who stayed back to wake up Jaden and Syrus, which (though misguided, he didn’t do it for their sake) was really cute

Baby Bastion in general is just a vibe

Episode 5

really wacky when you realize Jaden’s scary story about hearing card voices isn’t just about his normal cards, it’s about Yubel too

“kids went missing from the abandoned dorm” oH gEe professor banner, whO kidnAppEd tHem?

Pharaoh is my homie

on the topic of the stories Syrus’s actually scared the shit out of me until he was flailing around in the water

CROWLER JUMPSCARE JESUS CHRIST

Millenium items and all what the heck

oh yeah i forgot about the fake millennium puzzle

love how a guy canonically got a call from Crowler being like yo can you come scare the absolute fuck outta these actual children and he was like yea no problem that’s actually my favorite activity

lmao where’d this fuck get a fog machine

Crowler knows how to teleport?????

“Well alright if you insist” crowler I stg I need you to save some sass for the rest of us

“you could just say we’ve found a couple places where it’s not” JADEN YOU’RE SO FUNNY OMFG I forgot how silly Jaden is

“oh, hi Alexis” YOU’RE EVERYTHING TO ME JADEN

“well that’s not very intelligent” marry me alexis

“why are you here” “I have my reasons, that’s why!” weird way to propose alexis but I accept

the reaction shot on Alexis’s reveal of her brother is the least dramatic in the show and yet it’s the one that makes me cringe the most

jaden, having just heard that some kid literally disappeared here, with actual evidence from Alexis: fuck that i’m not a pussy let’s go in

OH NO A GIRL SCREAM TO INDICATE DANGER

ATTICUS JUMPSCARE OH MY GOD was not prepared to see that

REACTION SHOT TM

“That sounded like Alexis” syrus how many girls have you heard scream to know exactly what Alexis sounds like screaming

episode five and Jaden is already done with Villain of the Week tm

love jaden’s commitment to the catchphrase even though he’s seeing his first real threat

Jaden canonically pays enough attention in class to know about Archfiend effects, he’s truly not as dumb as people think

oh S3 Jaden totally got flashbacks to this duel during his battle with Bronn

“you flunked math, chumley.” “no, I got a 54” HELP THEY’RE EVERYTHING

“hey, my arm” YOUR ARM IS GONE AND THAT’S YOUR FREAKIN REACTION JADEN I STG I LOVE YOU

“we got blackout curtains” weird way to propose but yes

POT OF GREED MENTIONED RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the music in this series is epic as hell

“this is totally anti-lishus” chumley i miss you so much come back to us

TO BE CONTINUED ARE YOU KIDDING ME

okay spose this is TBC then

#yugioh gx #ygo gx #yugioh gx rewatch #auggie watches yugioh gx #jaden yuki #judai yuki

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Happy dragon days to Seto Kaiba

#ygo #ygo posting #seto kaiba #kaiba Seto #year of the dragon

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Imma have to feed the Kaiba girlies since this is the year of the dragon... maybe with a slutty dragonian immortal version of him... 😏 is that what y'all want this year? Hmmm? Is it?

#oh nooooo dont give us slutty dragon kaiba #that would be TERRIBLE #/sar

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What if we kissed on the Kaiba Corp Space Station?? Jk... unless??? 🫣

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hey I heard we're drawing our faves with the Palestine flag-- I'm not super confident in my art/might come back to it later, so I'm hopping on here to say:

*ahem*

SETO KAIBA STANDS WITH PALESTINE ARGUE WITH THE WALL

Thank you.

#yugioh #seto kaiba #kaiba #kaiba seto #free palestine #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #kaiba is an orphan if you think he wouldn't support palestine you are wrong and also #a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck #he canonically changed kaibacorp from a weapons manufacturer to a gaming company #seto kaiba stands with palestine

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sorry yuma is worst protagonist idk how he's winning

Go vote for Jaden

Favorite Yu-Gi-Oh Protagonist

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Since y’all liked me getting beaten down by GX characters so much, here’s:

Yu-Gi-Oh ARC-V Characters ranked by how easily I could take them in a fight

same rules apply: fisticuffs only and my personal feelings about the characters do not matter

also since ARC-V is WEIRD AF when it comes to characters this will be characters that are exclusive to ARC-V. so no repeat of Asuka. We already know I bite harder than she does.

without further ado, here we go:

Reira Akaba. No shit. is literally a baby. if I was a baby kicking kind of person I could punt her into the sun. However as I do not kick babies I am more inclined to wrap her in a lil blanket and put her in the corner.

Yuya Sakaki. Bitch. One good step on his toes and he’s going “reaction shot?!” I pull on his stupid fuckin goggles and snap them back onto his face. he’s down. count to ten.

Yuzu Hiragi. Canonically the bracelet girls really suck at holding their own at any given moment. Yuzu is the weakest physically because she has never seen war or hardship to the level of the other three. I could take her in four seconds. pigtail tug time.

Yuri. The second weakest physically of the Yu boys. has been coddled by Leo for years. probably sparred with Sho at the academy to make himself feel better about having 0% body weight from muscles. eat shit you purple motherfucker.

Dennis McField. not only would I beat him, I would enjoy doing it. I’d love to curbstomp that motherfucker off a boat, except he already did that to himself. physically he is a fuckin twig and I am five feet seven inches of pure unadulterated god complex. he’ll wish I turned his ass into a card.

Reiji Akaba. the scarf works to his detriment. I do two laps around him holding the end of that thing and suddenly his face is turning blue and he’s calling for papa. unfortunately for him I have zero mercy.

Rin. again, the bracelet girls are notoriously bad at being strong independent women. we literally don’t see Rin for most of the series because she got herself kidnapped off the cuff. that being said she could probably hold her own against me, but I think she’s too sweet for that.

Z-ARC. We’ve established I bite. even outside of human form, if you look at him, he’s got a fuck ton of exposed veins, both as regular Z-ARC and Yuya Z-ARC. chompy chompy motherfucker you’ll pass out from the blood loss before I can kick your ass properly.

Yugo. Canonically relies on his motorcycle for fuckin everything. lost to Yuri because he rolled a nat one on his constitution saving throw. even though he’s probably physically in shape from motorcycle stuff I could flick him in the forehead and he’d be whining like a baby. If I got the first shot in, I’d have a 99% chance of winning. If he got to me first it would go to about 60%. again, I bite.

Leo Akaba. Here’s where we get into characters that have a greater than 50% chance of beating me. Leo is canonically ripped and also has zero emotions. I would only win if I got close enough for a nut kick, but there’s only one person who wants to be that close to Leo Akaba and it sure as hell ain’t me.

Sora Shuin’in. Holy fuck who let their feral cat off its leash. Sora is literally insane and I am requesting backup. He’d shove that lollipop so far up my ass that I’d be able to tell whether it was lime or green apple. I live in fear of Sora suddenly materializing in my room

Ruri Kurosaki. Remember how I bite? She bites harder. She puts up with No Shit and also has No Fucks To Give.

Serena. No further explanation needed. I fear that explaining it further would cause Feral Child #2 to burst into my brain and start kicking.

Yusho Sakaki. Sweet mother of blue eyes white dragon. remember how I said my personal feelings don’t matter? now they do. smash. next question. wait what were we talking about?

Shun Kurosaki. kinda lost the plot on Yusho but we’re back on track now. Shun canonically took out armed guards by Batmanning his ass up a wall. There’s posters up for him that say “lost dog” and the caption is just “if you find him please keep him”.

Yuto. Everything that Shun is + Ruri taught him how to effectively bite.

Noburu Gongenzaka. he is actually ripped and wears cement shoes for funzies. he could probably just stomp once and my shaky joints would give out on their own. bye.

Yoko Sakaki. canonically beat the stuffing out of people in her past life and I would let her. angry mom energy means I barely make it out alive. smash. wait— shit—

#yugioh arc v #ygo arc v #arc v #reira akaba #yuya sakaki #yuzu hiiragi #yuri arc v #dennis mcfield #reiji akaba #rin arc v #zarc #yugo #leo akaba #sora shiunin #ruri kurosaki #serena #shun kurosaki #yuto #noburu gongenzaka #yoko sakaki #yusho sakaki #gus watches arc v ft. daddy issues #and mommy issues

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i’m sorry he’s

WHAT

I don't think we give nearly enough attention to the fact Yugi is actually 4 months older than Kaiba

#seto kaiba #kaiba

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I am arting a little too close to the sun rn

wip

hhhhhh men in corsets

ima go color it

#yugioh #seto kaiba #kaiba seto #yugioh dm

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DA BABIES

这个是我去年画的！海城一年了！嗯……！

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can’t hit the reblog button fast enough. thye so gay

what

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Blue eyes white dragon but toothless meme dance. 🤣💖

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homoeroticism done RIGHT

I am still in complete fucking awe that Duel Links just had Kaiba flat out say ‘it wouldn’t matter if all 8 billion people on the planet were here, because the one person I need wouldn’t be here’ like absolute insanity whoever is writing Duel Links knows exactly what’s up

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ATTENTION YUGIOH FANS ITS THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON