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You remember Sergio? This is him now. Feel old yet?
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I photoshopped the camera lines out from the pictures instead of working on my assignment that due tomorrow, but hey at least we have a clear view of matthew
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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
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the LOVE OF MY LIFE is colchonero. i’m deceased.
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we've all been sleeping on how fucking funny spencer is
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This is so, so important you guys.
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criminal minds without context {part five}
the emily prentiss edition
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@criminalmindssource first creation event - get to know the members
[3/5] favourite characters: Emily Prentiss
I’ve always heard every ending is also a beginning. We just don’t know it at the time. I’d like to believe that’s true.
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I don’t need you to protect me.
Though. I think I’m gonna stay on the job a little while longer.
How much longer?
Every day of my life.
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Day 2: Favorite Female Character
Emily Prentiss 
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All His
Summary: Spencer has been on a case for a while and you really need to cum
Pairing: Spencer Reid x Reader
Word Count: 935
Warnings: use of vibrator and dildo, pillow humping, being tied up, anal, oral (female receiving)
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3 weeks. Reid has been on a case for 3 weeks. You have been waiting and waiting for him to come back but you’re really starting to lose hope.
Obviously you miss him but you just really need to cum. Sure you have your hand and vibrator, but it’s just not as good as Spence.
Usually he asks you to not do anything until he gets back because the waiting and anticipation just makes it ten times better, but this time was different. You and Spencer talk every night when he’s on a case and he said that he understands if you need to take care of things because he couldn’t wait any longer either. You were relieved to hear that, but you had tried multiple times since you had that phone call last week, and still nothing. You’ve gotten close a couple times but you just can’t get yourself over that edge.
You were going to tonight though. Even if it killed you. You needed it.
Once you got home from work you went to your apartment, tuned on some music, and got in the shower. Upon getting out you put lotion all over yourself and put on your cute lingerie, hoping it would help you get in the mood a little bit. After that, you crawled into bed.
You then reached into your drawer and grabbed both your small vibrator and the dildo you kept in there. You really needed this, so you brought out the big guns.
You placed the vibrator over your lace panties and kept it there for a moment, it felt good and you were starting to get a little wet, so you decided to remove your panties and grab the dildo.
Spence kept a small bottle of lube in his bedside table so you reached over and grabbed that too.
You rubbed it all over the dildo and slowly slid it into your wet folds. A moan escaped your mouth.
It felt really good as you pulled it in and out, but still, you couldn’t reach your climax.
While keeping the dildo inside of you, you sat up and stuck a pillow between your legs, praying the friction would help.
You began bucking you hips, the friction was helping, but it still wasn’t enough to put you over the edge.
You removed the dildo and grabbed the vibrator while still straddling the pillow. You placed it over you clit as you kept moving your hips.
This might just do it.
You were moaning out Spencer’s name and were very close to cumming.
“Y/N?”
You almost had a heart attack.
“Spencer?!” You scared me half to death!” You said, still struggling to catch your breath
“Sorry, I just- we solved the case and I wanted to surprise you, I thought maybe we could go to dinner?” he said
“Spence that is so sweet, and I would love to go to dinner tonight, but first I need you on this bed. Right now.”
“Oh somebody’s excited to see me” he said with a smirk
“I have not gotten off since you left and I am dying over here, so yes I am excited.” You said, annoyed
“Well don’t worry I’m here now, and I’ll make up for those three weeks I promise” he said with a wink
Spence walked over the the bed and yanked you off the pillow. He turned the vibrator off and tossed it to the side, as he immediately buried his face between your legs. You immediately started to moan.
“Oh you taste so good baby, I missed you so much” he said between licks
You were already moaning his name.
“Spence please make me cum. Please.” You begged
Spencer sat up and began striping off his clothes, once he was done he removed your lace bra. He grabbed the tie he was wearing and tied it around your wrists and to the bed frame.
You loved it when he tied you up. You loved being Spencer’s dirty little slut. And you were all his.
Spencer tied you up to where you were facing the bed, and you were sitting up on your knees. Spence grabbed the bottle of lube you already had on the bed and squirted some on his hand, rubbing it all along his huge cock.
He came up right behind you and began whispering in your ear
“You want it pretty girl?”
“You’re such a good girl, waiting for me to cum huh?”
“I’m gonna make you feel so good”
You loved it when Spence whispered in your ear like that. It turned you on even more.
“I want it really bad” you pleaded
Immediately after saying that Spencer slammed into you from behind. You were already moaning.
Spencer loved fucking you in the ass. And you loved satisfying him.
As he rocked his hips, pulling his length in and out of you he had one hand above you, agains the wall, and the other grabbed at your tit.
“Oh Spence just like that YES” you moaned
“You ready to cum for me princess?”
“Yes please” you moaned
“Cum for me baby, cum all over my cock”
You slammed your head back onto Spencer’s chest, yelling out his name.
As you were cumming Spencer released inside of you.
After a moment of the two of you calming down, Spencer untied you and grabbed a towel from the bathroom to clean the two of you up.
As he was wiping you off he said, “I’m ready for some dinner, but when we get back, you’re all mine for the rest of the night”
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Favourite Wardrobe: ➟ Dr. Spencer Reid – 9x06: In The Blood
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“Now, lift up your shirt. Turn around, slowly.” (clip)
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Thank you!
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total number : 16
cm fic rec masterlist
key
* = angst
^ = smut
+ = fluff
headcanons
blurbs
weighted blanket + @spacedikut
warnings none
“i love you” “no you don’t” * @hercleverboy
warnings none
nsfw alphabet
one shots
her *+ @matthewscumslut
warnings mentions of kidnapping , general cm stuff
life + @prisonspencersupremacy
warnings none
my wife +^ @veraiconcos
warnings smut , slight breeding kink
ohana +* @moonlights-glow
warnings typical cm stuff (amplification specifically) , single parent!reader , slight angst
not now , not ever *+ @dr-spencer-reids-queen
warnings angst , mentions of rape to the reader , nightmares , fluff at the end
we’re pregnant ! + @dr-spencer-reids-queen
warnings none
to be near +^ @mercy-burning
warnings mild language, smut (oral sex- female receiving, penetrative sex, unprotected sex, creampie, dirty talk)
any day now +* @juniorgman187
warnings pregnancy
all his +^ @reids-chop-stick
warnings use of vibrator and dildo, pillow humping, being tied up, anal, oral (female receiving)
series
talk some sense into me *+ @prisonspencersupremacy
warnings a lot of fluff, mention of depression and anxiety, mention of blood, mention of violence, mention of self-harm, kidnapping, major angst
talk some sense into me part 2 +*^ @prisonspencersupremacy
warnings a lot of fluff, mention of kidnapping and violence, mention of anxiety and depression, kink discussion, smut (vaginal sex, vaginal fingering, handjob, hair pulling, choking, creampie, unprotected sex), happy ending
incorrect passcode * @gublermet
warnings talk of cheating
incorrect passcode part 2 *+ @gublermet
warnings talk of past cheating
incorrect passcode part 3 *+ @gublermet
warnings none
dad!spencer
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