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I’m batting the swifties off of Florence with a stick. GET BACK 🤺🤺🤺🤺

#Florence Welch #florence + the machine

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Once again, easy lyrics over actual art.

this is why i will never be able to take them seriously lmao

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Bold move against a fandom full of knife shoes.

#yoi #yuri on ice #mappa studio #we all knew it was dead but there was no need to dump its body in front of us

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The fact that YOI, a FOUNDATIONAL anime, one of the only good ones that actually stood the test of time gets killed like this while soulless bullshit gets cranked out every day just tells me Mappa is more interested in making straight men cum than actually telling stories.

#yoi #yuri on ice #mappa

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Jonny Sims and Alex Newall create one single character that isn’t a tragic twink and IMMEDIATELY call it coquettish.

#the magnus protocol #tmagp

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Got off so hard that someone lost a hand

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #I think I’m so funny

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The IOF opened fire on starving civilians trying to collect food aid murdering dozens and injuring an estimated hundreds or more they then crushed some of the injured by running over them with tanks. This was their “reason.”

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Investing now.

Just so everyone knows, I've been quietly shipping Sam and Colin this whole time. I just have a FEELING. And I'm posting this now in case it goes the way of Jonmartin and I can say I was one of the first on the New Dinghy OR I can come back to this and reflect on how catastrophically wrong I was. Either way, it's funny

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Anyways this is how Melanie King can still win-

oh god. looking at the transcripts especially for whatever the fuck happened at the end and

blindly? this seems incredibly intentional what thing would be in the archives if not marked by the Eye would be blind??

#tmagp 10 #tmagp #the magnus protocol

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Do we think Nigel and Mr Bonzo have known each other’s cursed, cursed flesh.

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #mr bonzo #tmagp 10

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Grifters Bone is the tmagp universe’s version of The Mechanisms send post

one thing i personally enjoy thinking is what if grifter's bone is just some regular ass band in this universe. and with no slaughter influence, they're just a kind of niche indie punk band generally regarded as "bad" but with a very dedicated small fanbase that doesn't take itself too seriously. what if alice owns grifter's bone merch

#tmagp #the magnus protocol

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Personally it reminded me of the beginning of Red Signal but that might just be me and my Jonathan Sims withdrawals

I need someone to isolate and clean up the whispers at the end of the episode. there’s one part that is MUCH clearer than the rest, but I can’t figure out what it says with everything else behind it

#tmagp #the magnus protocol

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Sorry, was I the only one who heard scuttling spiders??? Right at the end???

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #jonathan sims

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Love that the vast majority of people listening to the Magnus Protocol right now are coming already from the Magnus Archives and so we’re rocking up like it’s the hunger games or something like-

“alright guys, wallets out, who do we think is gonna be the first to die? I’ve got $20 on Colin”

We really are not beating the “listeners are servants of The Eye” allegations anytime soon. We really will never learn our lesson huh?

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there better be some kind of s1 jonathan sims “i’m pretending to not take this seriously because i believe in all of it” type bullshit or a sibling who was eaten by a spider or two gay dads who really like to point out good cows or something because the alternative is that sam is just LIKE THIS.

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Hi just going insane over the fact that Jon is still compelled to read out statements! He will never stop! He can never stop! The only part left of him is his voice incarnating other people’s fears! and now he’s done it on purpose!!! Without Being Prompted!!!! The loop keeps on looping and he can’t think can’t see can’t feel he can only read!! He’s nothing other than the statements!!!

#tmagp #jonathan sims #tmg posting #my baby #my Poor sweet blorbo man

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HI WHAT IF HES PART OF THE WEB NOW WHAT IF HE I S MR SPIDER

As funny as it would be to have protocol universe Jon show up, I have. A feeling. That this might be the universe where Jonathan Sims conveniently got got by Mr Spider as a child

#rambling #jonathan sims #tmagp #going insane #i know he won’t be but wouldn’t if be so fucking funny