Tumgik
riotshotguns · 4 hours
Text
Listen I don’t care if u skip story cutscenes (even though you’re missing half the experience) like whatever but if you then TURN AROUND and complain that the game “doesn’t make sense” I sentence you to ten thousand years in the acid fire death pit.
9K notes · View notes
riotshotguns · 4 hours
Text
Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life
5K notes · View notes
riotshotguns · 5 hours
Photo
Tumblr media
Giveaway winner @marvilus73 asked for Paladin Danse, and so, here he is! I miss this gorgeous tin can man. He takes a bit of used to trying to get right, but I think I got him just the way I wanted here!
Hope you guys like him too! There’ll be more coming > 3<
[ Facebook • Instagram • Twitter ]
729 notes · View notes
riotshotguns · 5 hours
Text
Tumblr media
The Desolation of Scorch
8K notes · View notes
riotshotguns · 5 hours
Text
bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
64K notes · View notes
riotshotguns · 5 hours
Text
california quails they’re unforgettable. small and round, black feather on top.
Tumblr media
44K notes · View notes
riotshotguns · 5 hours
Text
Another Boeing whistleblower has died how many times is this going to happen before something is done? Until there’s no one left???
580 notes · View notes
riotshotguns · 5 hours
Text
please elaborate in tags :)
8K notes · View notes
riotshotguns · 5 hours
Text
my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here
21K notes · View notes
riotshotguns · 5 hours
Text
every mountain goats song john darnielle says “ok imagine this extremely specific situation no one on earth has ever experienced. ok now feel an intense sense of connection to it” and i say “aye aye thank you mr darnielle sir”
493 notes · View notes
riotshotguns · 5 hours
Text
Your parents are not "narcissists". They're typical authoritarian assholes who treat you like their property because society allows them to.
Your ex boyfriend is not a "narcissist". He's a typical misogynistic douchebag who treats women like shit because society allows him to.
Your boss is not a "narcissist". They're a typical classist dipshit who thinks workers' entire purpose in life is to generate profit because society allows them to.
And even if they happen to be a "narcissist", that's not what gave them the power to get away with abuse.
So stop blaming mental illness and start blaming society's normalization of abuse. Stop acting like someone has to have a mental illness in order to do something cruel when ordinary people have been doing atrocious things since forever.
25K notes · View notes
riotshotguns · 5 hours
Text
Tumblr media
20K notes · View notes
riotshotguns · 5 hours
Text
Tumblr media
Mahmoud Darwish, “On Hope,” trans. Naseer Aruri and Edmund Ghareeb, in Enemy of the Sun: Poetry of Palestinian Resistance
5K notes · View notes
riotshotguns · 5 hours
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Ough
185 notes · View notes
riotshotguns · 5 hours
Text
In writing, epithets ("the taller man"/"the blonde"/etc) are inherently dehumanizing, in that they remove a character's name and identity, and instead focus on this other quality.
Which can be an extremely effective device within narration!
They can work very well for characters whose names the narrator doesn't know yet (especially to differentiate between two or more). How specific the epithet is can signal to the reader how important the character is going to be later on, and whether they should dedicate bandwidth to remembering them for later ("the bearded man" is much less likely to show up again than "the man with the angel tattoo")
They can indicate when characters stop being as an individual and instead embody their Role, like a detective choosing to think of their lover simply as The Thief when arresting them, or a royal character being referred to as The Queen when she's acting on behalf of the state
They can reveal the narrator's biases by repeatedly drawing attention to a particular quality that singles them out in the narrator's mind
But these only work if the epithet used is how the narrator primarily identifies that character. Which is why it's so jarring to see a lot of common epithets in intimate moments-- because it conveys that the main character is primarily thinking of their lover/best friend/etc in terms of their height or age or hair color.
3K notes · View notes
riotshotguns · 6 hours
Text
leaves paw prints all over u Stomp stomp stomspdp
3K notes · View notes
riotshotguns · 6 hours
Text
”I know nobody cares but I finally cleaned my room after a whi-“ ME!!!! I CARE!!!!!!!!! I CARE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE AMAZING!!! KEEP GOING!!!!!!!! IM PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47K notes · View notes