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crying and throwing up
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when I ask for a large fry and my parents get me a small:
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When two of your friends that didn’t know each other before you added them to a group chat start an argument:
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Me when I tell someone a time machine is possible because of the way atoms work at the quantum level🙈
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Society when a Woman isn’t under 120 lbs:
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me when the olive garden employe approaches with a bottle of parmesan cheese and i know what they boutta ask
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i’m not even funny why do people follow me
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No one:
Us when our future kids’ math problem mentions that jermey bought 567 rolls of toilet paper:
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No one:
When you listen to that one song you acidentally listened to during a bad experiance so now that song reminds you of the bad experiance so you can’t listen to it even though there is nothing wrong with the song:
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People nowadays when they invite their homie over and they start coughing
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Family not knowing i’m on a diet: Hey You want some cookies?
Me:
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Me: What’s one of your hobbies?
Them: Oh you know, traveling here and there.
Me: Oh really? Whats your favorite place to visit?
Them: Oh I love Wuhan.
Me: w-wuh-wuhan? I-
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This image describes the utter horror of taking a bite out of your food and feeling hair on your tongue as you take the bite.
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When the Teacher comes and looks at your paper and says “now let’s make sure we are reading the problems CAREFULLY”
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My goal is to create a meme that requires such an high level of complexity and understanding that it becomes even more hilarious because of how much work was put into it.
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Im always seeing screenshots of hilarious posts from tumblr on Instagram but I’m never actually seeing them on tumblr. Where are the MEMES?!?! Where are the confusing sarcastic memes about artworks of cats by millennials?!?! I need to know 👁👄👁
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The roach on my wall watching me stare at it to determine if it’s a roach at 3 AM:
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