thats a nice canon you got there. be a shame if i completely ignored it.
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No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead
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“Fuck it, we slay” (heavy eye bags, dehydrated, on the verge of insanity)
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are the two brothers from supernatural really gay for each other or is that a fan thing
are you really asking me if a network television show from the mid-aughts had canonical gay incest in it
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Anthony Thomas Lombardi, from "self-portrait as murmuration"
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when in fics they say two characters gave each other a look this is always what i envision in my head
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I know the loss of historically significant buildings is a tragedy for posterity and such, but when I think about the fact that the original Globe Theatre isn’t around anymore because Shakespeare accidentally burned it to the ground during a performance of Henry VIII while attempting to use a black-powder cannon as a special effect, all I can say is that this is how it was meant to be.
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cool concept: demons and monsters being defeated by disabilities
-a demon waits to scare a woman as she opens her eyes she doesn’t notice because she’s blind
-the boogeyman grabs the child’s ankle as they climb put of bed, it’s prosthetic the child doesn’t notice
-sirens fail to lure the deaf sailor for obvious reasons
-the schizophrenic doesn’t pay any attention to the demons telling them to do things because it’s the same shit as always
-the demon screams in frustration as the guy with ADHD he’s possessed keeps forgetting that he came into the kitchen to kill his family not wash the dishes
-the devil tries to create an unholy union to give birth to the anti-christ he is thwarted by the man’s severe anxiety disorder
-demons try to torture a person with chronic pain who just thinks they’re having a bad pain day
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