to survive on tumblr you must either; not go to the club, experience long term celibacy (wanted or unwanted) or be unemployed.
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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground
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Sunny Side Slides - Submitted by Starry622
#383D45 #E6AA0D #ED8515 #ED5A46 #E4BBD8
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We will not be girlrotting in April. We will be girlblooming girlburgeoning girlflourishing
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The thing I’ve realized about self deprecation recently is that if someone is stuck in a hole and you want to help them get out it’s generally a bad idea to throw rocks at them and for years I was both the person stuck in the hole and one of the people throwing rocks
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kids these days don't even know that his favourite colour's green he loves to argue born on the seventeenth his sister's beautiful he has his father's eyes and if you ask me if i love him i'd lie
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i'm on Tumblr desktop in a Chick-fil-A and being so brave about it
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i love it when people like “omg [story] copied [other story]” and then list the steps of the heroes journey
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Cool Prairie Morning - Submitted by Papers
#AEE8FF #E6D87E #D58A2F #84592F #5A3C28
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you ever go nonverbal but like... online? too fatigued to reblog anything with tags or interact with people
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Being on Tumblr from ten years ago until now and seeing how it's aged is so funny. When I first got here everything was like "haha lol so random, superwholock, taquitos, tumblr university!" but today I just scrolled past three different memes about tax season
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Water Lily Turtle - Botanimal Portrait
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If you like what I do and you would like to support my artwork, I am on Patreon and I have an Etsy Shop.
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速写
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