rxschelforever

[rxschelforever]

Dentist: Open up

Chandler: Well it all started at thanksgiving..

Dentist: No I meant-

Dentist assistant: Wait let him finish

#f.r.i.e.n.d.s #incorrect quotes #funny #chandler bing

[rxschelforever]

Rachel: Are you flirting with me right now?

Ross: Well I have been for the past ten years but thanks for noticing.

#f.r.i.e.n.d.s #incorrect quotes #funny #ross geller #rachel green

[rxschelforever]

Chandler: I have an excellent memory.

Joey: No you don’t!

Chandler: Name one thing I’ve forgotten.

Joey: You forgot me in d’agostinos yesterday!

Chandler: That was on purpose.

#f.r.i.e.n.d.s #incorrect quotes #funny #joey tribbiani #chandler bing

[rxschelforever]

Ross: What are you five?

Chandler: Yeah on a scale of one to ten

Ross: Don’t you mean ome to five?

Chandler: I have self esteem issues.

#f.r.i.e.n.d.s #incorrect quotes #funny #ross geller #chandler bing

[rxschelforever]

*in the hospital*

Ross: How are you feeling?

Joey: the doctors said the bleeding id internal. Thats where the blood is supposed to be!

Ross: …

#f.r.i.e.n.d.s #incorrect quotes #funny #joey tribbiani

[rxschelforever]

Monica: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Rachel: *turns to joey* How tall are you?

Joey: 5’9

Rachel: *turns back to monica* 5’9

#f.r.i.e.n.d.s #incorrect quotes #funny #joey tribbiani #monica geller

[rxschelforever]

[playing scrabble]

Joey: I will put down this A to make “A”

Phoebe: I will add a T to make “AT”

Rachel: I will add an R to make “RAT”

Ross: I will add to that to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHICS”

Rachel: [flips the board]

#f.r.i.e.n.d.s #incorrect quotes #funny #joey tribbiani #ross geller #rachel green #phoebe buffay

[rxschelforever]

Rachel: Why is Phoebe crying?

Monica: She thinks she stepped on a Ladybug

Rachel: Thinks?

Monica: It was a red m&m.

#f.r.i.e.n.d.s #incorrect quotes #monica geller #rachel green

[rxschelforever]

Amy: We got her a birthday cake

Rachel: That says ‘happy 7th birthday Emily’.

Amy: Oh no, is she turning 8?

Rachel: ...her name is Emma.

#f.r.i.e.n.d.s #incorrect quotes #funny #rachel green

[rxschelforever]

Phoebe: You are the greatest husband ever, mike. I wish I could marry you all over again.

Phoebe: [gasps] Let’s get divorced!

#f.r.i.e.n.d.s #incorrect quotes #phoebe buffay

[rxschelforever]

Joey: I can’t act anymore. The stress is bad for the baby.

Chandler: Baby? What baby?

Joey: Me, I’m the baby.

#incorrect quotes #f.r.i.e.n.d.s #joey tribbiani #chandler bing

[rxschelforever]

Monica: I have a new notebook what should I put in it?

Joey: Lasagna

Monica: I’m taking suggestions from anyone but you

Phoebe: Lasagna

Monica: I’m taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Rachel: Lasagna

Monica: I am no longer taking suggestions.

#f.r.i.e.n.d.s #incorrect quotes #monica geller #joey tribbiani

[rxschelforever]

Ross: I have a new frankie says relax t-shirt.

Rachel: Wrong, WE have a new frankie says relax t-shirt.

Ross: ...

#f.r.i.e.n.d.s #incorrect quotes #ross geller #rachel green

[rxschelforever]

Susan: I’m a lesbian.

Ross: I thought you were american??

#f.r.i.e.n.d.s #incorrect quotes #funny #ross geller

[rxschelforever]

Joey: Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid.

Phoebe: Joey

Joey: ...

#f.r.i.e.n.d.s #incorrect quotes #funny #joey tribbiani

[rxschelforever]

Monica: I’m ignoring you.

Chandler: ...

Monica: I said I’m ignoring you.

Chandler: ...

Monica: Don’t ignore me ignoring you!!

#f.r.i.e.n.d.s #incorrect quotes #funny #monica geller

[rxschelforever]

Monica: Happy new year!

Monica: New year, same me.

Ross: What?

Monica: I’m perfect.

Ross: ...

#f.r.i.e.n.d.s #incorrect quotes #ross geller #monica geller