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SHA-HUH????

#LMAOOO

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I take offense to this

noah icons aren’t funny

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#total drama #total drama takes

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leaked texts (real not fake)

#SCREAMING #total drama #total drama revival #td spoilers

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does anyone have any race/ethnicity thoughts about the new cast? nothing is very canon yet so i'd love to hear other people's headcanons :)

so far i think raj is south indian, priya is north indian, chase is filipino, bowie is aa (he gives new yorker vibes, sorry to american-ize him) millie is creole, axel is arab & mexican, zee is honduran, ripper is italian-canadian, and mk is vietnamese.

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#ok wait… love arab axel #she’s got the same hair texture as me and the same skin tone as my sister and we are both arab soooo… #total drama #total drama 2023 #td spoilers

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Episode 3 spoilers!

Angst edit for Nichelle!!

My poor girl

#we love a cringefail girl #total drama #td spoilers #total drama 2023 #td nichelle

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4got damien's mustache LOL

#td damien #total drama 2023 #td spoilers #total drama revival #td scary girl

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The day fandoms realize someone else’s headcanon/ship can’t ruin anything because it isn’t canon will be the day I can finally be put to rest

Anyway

i hate raynebow. like okay go take the canon gay couple and put all focus on the white boy best friend. it ruins wayne and raj’s wonderfully written friendship by adding romance, and usually completely eliminates bowie from the narrative to make it about wayne being sad. be honest youre just mad rayne didnt go canon instead

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#total drama #total drama 2023 #total drama revival #td spoilers

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second gayest line in new total drama season is “i kissed bowie, im gay” and first gayest line is “pretty boy is right”

#canon #total drama #total drama revival #total drama spoilers

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Every time I go to write a fanfic and think “oh god this is horrible. This is the worst thing Ive ever done” I have to remember all of the cringiest shit I read when I was 12. Wattpad was OVERRUN with preteens making the most cursed fics known to man with the WILDEST concepts and we were all so chill about it

If an mpreg fic with approximately two(2) punctuation marks had thousands of avid readers, I think i’ll be okay

#total drama #is this even about total drama at this point. I’ve written more for my stardew valley blog #oh well #fanfic #i wrote this in september last year and didnt post it lol

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tonight’s cool down drawing with another alejandro

#love the slithery man #td alejandro #total drama world tour

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Maybe I'm being optimistic about, get this, the writing in TOTAL DRAMA, but this reboot was designed from the beginning to be two seasons long. The reason certain character arcs feel disappointing and incomplete to you is because they are only halfway complete.

#dont worry guys priya and mille can STILL KISS theres HOPE #in all serousness though this season was a pleasant surprise. i expected a lot less of total drama tbh #total drama revival #total drama spoilers

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that tastes nothing like butter☹️☹️

#THAT TASTES NOTHING LIKE BUTTER :( #td spoilers #total drama revival

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I declare that every ship involving Scary Girl is just the persons name with “girl” tacked on the end

#she is transing their genders so hard and i love that for her #<— prev tag you’re the new owner of this post i can’t top that #total drama #total drama revival

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damien’s friend in his intro has such a cute design. the big curly hair the yellow the button down the headband we love to see it

#i love her bangs for some reasons #the cohesive color scheme is everything #now that i think about it they actually went really hard with hair this season #total drama #td spoilers #total drama revival

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i really love how they didn’t make zee’s limb difference tragic or a detriment at all. zee is super chill and open (to the viewers) about the fact that he was born like this but messes with people for fun. being able to detach his leg actually helps him in the catapult challenge! and when his leg get stuck and he can’t pull it out it’s not strictly an amputee-only situation because characters like alejandro have gotten their shoes stuck in things and struggled to get them out in the past. the reveal was funny as fuck (and i like how zee didn’t shrug it off, he was rightfully bummed about losing a prosthetic he liked) and i appreciated how it wasn’t swept under the rug, after the reveal his prosthetic is visible and he talks about it but not in a Token Disabled Character Way even though he is the token disabled character. i just think the writing was surprisingly good in regard to zee being an amputee!

#THIS #and both the reveal + further acknowledgment of his prosthetic is in character instead of just being centered around the prosthetic #like. they did an actually good job with characterization this season #td spoilers #total drama revival #td zee

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you have to admit, “scary axe ripper” is a funny as fuck ship name

#OH MY GOD. #THE SHIP NAME #THE E-SCOPE PARALLELS #I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE #td spoilers #total drama revival

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new season chef is not og chef. he's dramarama chef in the total drama universe.

#THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING #td spoilers #total drama revival