salmonrunnewwave

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people on the internet: just finished my new 30,000 word thinkpiece about why anarchism, post-structuralism, marxism-leninism, naxalism, black block and scientific socialism are all actually forms of liberalism and if you disagree with me you should be nailed to a tree and flayed: bit.ly/3oF0cB9nm

politicians in the government: we HAVE to come to a consensus on how much blood we can legally extract from adults age 24-40 whose net income is less than 80% of the poverty threshold, and if we don't, i'm vetoing the bill to send 50 bucks and an M67 to every white male who's been professionally diagnosed with Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria.

the field mouse in newark, new jersey whose patterns of nasal dilation and contraction during REM sleep determine whether every individual organism in the universe is going to have a good or bad day: honk shoo....honk, shoooo....honk shoo shoo....

#poetry

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why hasn’t science made cigarettes that dont do anything to you. dont even need it to be healthy just make it do nothing 😡

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#the elder scrolls

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real sketchy zero drawing...

#katana zero

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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

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is it true there's yaoi going on in latest dunmeshi or are people just grasping for any two men to ship together

#op

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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#nier

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this too shall pass

#R2 L2

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LEGALIZE COOKIES

PLEASE

#elaine merideth #cute

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me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

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— Frank Bidart, from “Half-light: Collected Poems 1965-2016; ‘The Third Hour of the Night’", published c. 2017.

#poetry

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cheering loudly

#elaine and eizen

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its MY wol I control the Fray pronouns and I say it's lesbianism

#ff14 #good lard

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

#linguistics #don't feel like verifying this. sure I'll just believe that

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this is the hardest any single image has ever gone

#lucien... #captain schwann