sammypog

[sammypog]

i said this before i read moby dick and i’m doubling down on it now. that book could easily be half the size if ishmael just didn’t write down every single thought that entered his mind i’m not even exaggerating. ishmael king i love you but why the FUCK are you spending 10 pages just listing white things

men in gothic literature are the ultimate master yappers

#it’s okay the unfiltered stream of consciousness on a page is part of the charm of classic lit #ishmael #moby dick #classic lit

[sammypog]

They should invent a nose that you can actually breathe through

#the mucus….the mucus…. #i just want to be able to inhale air into my lungs please stop producing gunk please please #my sinuses hurt #woes of a dying victorian child (i have a cold) #brain thoughts

[sammypog]

TAYLOR WANT SHEET METAL

#i fucking hate taylor swift but this is so funny sorry #< prev tag real #i saw this in the middle of class and i was actually shaking trying not to luagh #TYALOR WANT SHEET METAL!!1!!1!1!!!! #psa this is the ONLY time you will ever see taylor swift on my blog because i hate her

[sammypog]

why are all of my moots watching falsettos rn what is happening

#is this a sign for me to watch it #no i shan’t i don’t want to cry over more sad gay people again #falsettos

[sammypog]

throwback to the discussion involving him and massaging we had that one time 💗

"[Character] could fix me! 🥰"

You know what'd fix me? A chiropractor. Just crack all my bones once. That's all I ask. That would fix me.

#my moots <3

[sammypog]

YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSS

YALL MY SCHOOL IS DOING A DRESS UP DAY AND IM TOTALLY GONNA GO AS FEM!TGS HYDE FUCK YES

#pics are mandatory when you do it 💗 #my moots <3 #tgs

[sammypog]

Well you see the issue is I think he is very attractive and I am going to be ill

#I know what you are. #based on your last post i’m guessing this is about the tenth doctor/david tennant #i love you cicada boobs

[sammypog]

having online friends is so fun! but watch out! the distinse......

#me when ireland and australia and england are sososo far away…… #why has no one invented teleportation yet 💔 #brain thoughts

[sammypog]

THANKS FOR THE TAG!!!

i only just realized that i’ve made myself almost exactly into henry jekyll. i don’t know how to feel about this

also the hair didnt have many options so it is very inaccurate 💔

open tag!!

Tagged by my homie @scalproie (we haven’t spoken much but you’re rad, I love you❣️)

Links are Here and Here if you’re interested

I curse @ladywolfguard @reefs-n-relaxation @brainnuts @shadowtasticpoo @claudioseraph @bakugou-kacchan @marsinsane and anyone else that’s interested in this tag game! Happy placement/doll making <3

#tag game #picrew tag game #my moots <3

[sammypog]

Murder on the dance floor. It'sme I'm murdered. Help

#great post cicada boobs

[sammypog]

Happy smooch that old man sunday

#it’s also my birthday which i think is fitting

[sammypog]

me with victor frankenstein and @tgsfrankensteinslastbraincell with every old woman ever

this keeps happening to me and it’s funnier every time

#best friendship dynamic #victor frankenstein #being gay for victor frankenstein

[sammypog]

god victoria was right he is such a prettyboy

#i think if i made out with him sloppy style it would fix both of us #but if it didnt id always make out with hyde too 💗 #the glass scientists #tgs jekyll #tgs

[sammypog]

Highschool has severely affected my opinion of humanity in a negative light. I need to walk in a forest or field of some kind

#same dude same #i have become a misanthrope since starting high school #why are people like this #save me summertime save me get me out of here summertime

[sammypog]

Everyone was horny for Miguel O'Hara but i dont see anyone being horny for Olivia Octavius which is awful. She deserves to be a tumblr sexywoman

#it is time for me to come out as a doc ock lover #she’s so fucking hot #like she’s so she’s SO #i’m not going to say anything about the tentacles but… #😇😇😇😇 #also her being so smart is HOT #doc ock >>>>>>> miguel o’hara #doc ock #olivia octavius #across the spiderverse

[sammypog]

it's that time again when I get oddly invested in the lore of 'how to be a human being'

#someone please. someone please let me infodump about the backstory of the album PLEEEEEEASEEEEE #guys i’m so sorry i know none of you are here to listen to me yap about glass animals #glass animals #how to be a human being

[sammypog]

sorry i can’t hang out today i’m in the summer silence. i’m getting violent, yeah. mhm. yeah i’m doing nothing too. no it’s gonna take all day. sorry

#me #actually you can come lay with me my dear in the evening fear #i’ll be dreaming in my paper pale skin tho sorry #GOES INSANE. over this song #glass animals #mama’s gun