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Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

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an unmatched feeling actually

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#not a quote #sao keita

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Asuna: I'd do a lot of things for you Kirito, I'd kill for you

Asuna: Please ask me to kill for you

Kirito: No honey

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Kirito: I once found a fancy looking bottle with a liquid in it, I showed it to Tiff and asked, "Hey is this whiskey or perfume?"

Kirito: Klein grabbed it, drank all of it, and said "it's perfume"

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Asuna: That's it! Kirito, promise to visit me in prison, I'm going to kill her now.

Kirito: Ease up Honey

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Kirito: I am the smartest, wisest person in this group

Tiffany: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Kirito: I paid for my mars bars, I'm getting my mars bars

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The Gang in the incorrect quotes generator part 3

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The gang in the incorrect quotes generator part 2

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The gang in the Incorrect quotes generator part 1

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Asuna: Two truths in a lie! I have killed before, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee

Liz: …I don’t like this game

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Kirito: ☟︎♏︎⍓︎ ⬧︎⬥︎♏︎♏︎⧫︎♓︎♏︎ ♒︎□︎⬥︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♎︎□︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎□︎♎︎♋︎⍓︎✍︎

Yui: ✋︎🕯︎❍︎ ♎︎□︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⬥︎♏︎●︎●︎ 👎︎♋︎♎︎♎︎⍓︎

Kirito: ☟︎□︎⬥︎ ●︎□︎■︎♑︎ ♎︎□︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎🙵 ♓︎⧫︎ ⬥︎♓︎●︎●︎ ⧫︎♋︎🙵♏︎ ♒︎♏︎❒︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♍︎❒︎♋︎♍︎🙵✍︎

Yuri: ✋︎ ♌︎♏︎●︎♓︎♏︎❖︎♏︎ 💣︎□︎❍︎❍︎⍓︎ ⬥︎♓︎●︎●︎ ♌︎❒︎♏︎♋︎🙵 ♋︎■︎⍓︎ ❍︎♓︎■︎◆︎⧫︎♏︎ ■︎□︎⬥︎

Asuna: How are you doing that with your mouths!!??

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Recon: I'd die for you :)

Kirito, gripping his shoulder with the intensity of a thousand Suns: I would never let that happen

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Suguha: What the fuck was that?

Nagata: Affection?

Suguha: Disgusting

Suguha:

Suguha: Do it again

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Sachi: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Kirito: Yeah break their bones, they got 206 of those

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Asuna: Why are there small handprints all over the walls?!

Kirito: [crouches down to whisper to Yui] why are there little handprints on the walls?

Yui: Because I have little hands Daddy

Kirito: Because she has little hands Asuna

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I find it pretty interesting how Kirito's personality comes across so differently when he interacts with other people despite the fact it never actually changes. He has such different dynamics with different people.

Dynamics (perceived by me) under the cut

Kirito & Asuna: smart asshole + crazy asshole

Kirito & Klein: the friend that bullies you + the friend who gets bullied

Kirito & Tiff: they're besties your honor

Kirito & Liz: bickering married couple (platonic)

Kirito & Leefa/Suguha: dysfunctional siblings

Kirito & Yui: tired/stressed dad + scarily competent daughter

Kirito & Sillica: Maniac + accessory to the crime

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