#sao abridged asuna

[sao-abridged-incorrectquotes]

Asuna: I'd do a lot of things for you Kirito, I'd kill for you

Asuna: Please ask me to kill for you

Kirito: No honey

#source: the simpsons #sword art online #sword art online abridged #sao #sword art online abridged incorrect quotes #sao anime #sword art online incorrect quotes #sao kirito #sao abridged kirito #sao abridged #sao abridged asuna #sao asuna

[kamen20ghost]

Arc withdraw

We cut to a beacon academy dorm room where Blake and Weiss are holding a tied up Ruby as she has a craze look in her eye do to her boyfriend jaune being away on a mission longer then they thought.

Ruby: You spineless little parasites! When I get out of here. I am going to write my fudging memoirs in your mother’s blood!

Blake: WEISS! WEISS! What do we do?! I can already feel my grip slipping!

Weiss: AlRIGHT! AlRIGHT! Everything’s gonna be fine! I have a plan!

Blake: Okay! Okay. Lay it on me!

Weiss: I’m gonna go.

Blake: I hate this plan!

Weiss: no no it’s fine! I’m just gonna get yang! She’ll know how to deal with…

Ruby:*Feral growling*

Weiss:"all...of...this"

Blake:"NO WEISS, NO! DON'T YOU DARE! DON'T YOU LEAVE ME WITH HER!!"

Weiss:*encouragingly*"You got this!" *leaves the room*

Ruby: *insanely*"Heeeeyyyy blakeeee~"

Blake:*whimpers*

#rwby #weiss schnee #rwby lancaster #jaune x ruby #blake bellodona #ruby rose #sao abridged #asuna yuuki #jaune arc

[heyheydidjaknow]

IM NOT LOSING MY SHIT OVER A STUPID INTERNET SERIES, YOU ARE! I’M COMPLETELY NORMAL AND UNMOVED BY THE PARODY SHOW AND YOU CAN’T PROVE OTHERWISE!

#sao abridged #so episode 17 huh #what a time that was #waited all day to watch it actively and everything #I’m fine #the brother sister relationship didn’t hit home at all as a big sister #Kirito and Asuna’s relationship isn’t getting to me more #I’m not inspired to write a thing now #nope. not me.

[msnihilist]

emotions that scare and confuse me. by Miss_Nihilist

Summary:

Asuna couldn't tell when, exactly, dislike gave way to fascination. She prided herself on understanding others — the better she understood them, the easier they were to manipulate. It was frustrating that she couldn't understand someone as simple and straight-forward as Kirito.

Until the day she finally could.

!! SAO ABRIDGED-VERSE !!

Preview:

"Hey, Klein?" Asuna spoke up from where she stood at the head of the table, the map with her strategy for their next raid laid out in front of her. The other members of their party had dispersed a while ago for lunch, leaving the two of them alone, so there was no audience to hear Asuna ask, "What do you know about Kirito?"

She was embarrassed that she was even asking, even wasting her time thinking about that asshole when she had a raid to plan. But Asuna hadn't been able to get Kirito out of her mind since he joined their raid party, and at this point, she was willing to swallow her pride in exchange for answers.

Klein didn't bother trying to hide his surprise. "You want to know about Kirito? But you can't stand him."

Asuna bit back the urge to threaten him into giving her answers. No matter how hard it was, she was not going to be like her father.

"Exactly," she agreed, "and that's a weakness in our party's ability to work together as a team. If I'm going to be able to trust Kirito with my life—" (the thought made her sick) "— then I need to know more about him. And you've known him longer than anyone here, so...?" Asuna tilted her head to the side, doing her best to exude innocent curiosity.

It must have worked, because even though Klein didn't look convinced, he slowly nodded. "Okay..." He looked away. "But I can't tell you very much. I know some of it, but Kirito's really... difficult to be close to. He doesn't like to talk about himself."

'Difficult' was a word for it. Asuna resisted the urge to roll her eyes and gestured for Klein to continue

Continue reading on AO3.

#sao abridged #sword art online abridged #kazuto kirigaya #asuna yuuki #kirisuna #my writing

[sadioradio]

"Abridged Asuna is better" "Original Asuna is better"

actually my own personal deep interpretation of Asuna is a lot better than both

#sword art online #sword art online abridged #abridged asuna #asuna yuuki #asuna sao #(in seriousness though...wn/ln asuna ftw....i love her)

[paintsplash1712]

I'm so disappointed that I'm not trapped in a VR headset right now.

You had ONE JOB Gaming Industry!

#Was watching SAO Abridged for the nth time and forget that the series takes place now #like Kirito and Asuna are alive and living in Japan right now #WHERE IS MY SAO VIDEO GAME?! #Why hasn't it been made?! #Its just FF14 but without magic #come on game designers! #I want to die in minecraft but SAO #sword art online #sword art online abridged #sao abridged #sao #sao kirito #kirito #sao asuna

[shu-kun]

Evolution of my Kirito Cosplay

#cosplay #kirito sao #sword art online #sword art online alicization #kirito kirigaya #kirito x asuna #asuna yuuki #Asuna #Sao #sword art online 2 #Kirito Cosplay #Anime #Manga #sword art online abridged #Sinon

[strawberryfemmesapphic]

I've been wheezing because of abridged SAO for days now. Someone please say they like this show too so we can converse

#sword art online #sao abridged #asuna x kirito #kirito

[sereneabyyss]

Asuna: awwww look at edgy mcedgelord rogue Kirito! Such an edgy emo using his stealth skills to hide from his feelings!

Kirito: For the last time, Asuna! I chose the rogue type skill tree because it fits with my fighting style! My entire body type is based around speed and stealth! I'm just playing to my strengths, and this is the strongest in game skillet to utilize! And what are you if you're not a rogue type?

Asuna: Oh. I'm a tank!

#so I started another fic #its a rewriting of sao #the abridge reminded me how much i hate canon #so im making a new canon #ao3 fanfic #sword art online #incorrect quotes #kirito #sao asuna #hatefic #fanfic #writing #kirito is a meta nerd #asuna makes fun of meta nerds

[pierswife]

She really doesn't like him <3

... she also may still have some leftover anger issues from when she was a teen...

#original is from sao abridged I just think that little monologue from asuna in that is perfect for pokemanda and-- #if she ever runs into grimsley (aka the person she blames for “ruining” her life) it's uh.... probably gonna be violent :D #ask to tag #cause i have no fuckin clue how to tag this fbhjsd #data log: manda's doodles #s/i: amanda (pkmn)

[sao-abridged-incorrectquotes]

Asuna: That's it! Kirito, promise to visit me in prison, I'm going to kill her now.

Kirito: Ease up Honey

#source: teen titans comics #i think #sword art online #sword art online abridged #sao #sword art online abridged incorrect quotes #sao anime #sao abridged asuna #sao asuna #sao abridged kirito #sao kirito

[v-thinks-on]

#v art #pixel art #Sword Art Online #SAO Abridged #Kirito Kirigaya #Asuna Yuuki #Let Me Introduce You to My Fandom Exchange #I've never read/seen Sword Art Online but now I've seen some of the abridged series! #I'm actually really proud of how this one turned out!

[iron-sides]

forever obsessed with the sao abridged storyline where kirito (biggest asshole ever hates everyone) gets attached to one (1) vulnerable (due to lag) young woman (sachi) against his will and looses her, and it destroys him. and then he spends the rest of the show pretending otherwise while constantly encountering MORE vulnerable (bc they suck at rpgs) (god bless but at least they have personalities) young women (silica, lizbeth, yolko, basically ever woman but asuna sadly) who rely on him to keep them safe (bc they suck at the game). and so hes just constantly reminded of sachi and refusing to acknowledge or admit it. and the wost part is that sachi herself already reminded him of his FUCKING SISTER. its genuinely a better character plot than anything in the original series

#my thots #i do love sao abridged. the racist asuna thing did not age well #but so much of the humor really really did

[screechingstrawberrydefendor]

SAO abridged Gary's death

"Choke on my vengeance" has got to be my new favorite line (also, rip Gary)

#funny #sao abridged #kirito #asuna #that escalated quick #Youtube

[transboykirito]

why am i getting anon hate for having breast implants. there’s like a thousand better reasons to send me anon hate i will literally give you a list

#reason number one i am literally a swiftie #i started shipping sugulis while watching extra edition #i still have not seen the first half of war of underworld #i zoned out for some of the scherzo of a deep night scenes because i was thirsting over agil and wasn’t paying attention #i actively despise quinella and will vocally thirst over other sao villains when her fanboys come into my inbox defending her #i have a petty grudge about asuna and sinon’s friendship because yes it’s cute but lis is meant to be asuna’s best friend #i hate mito and only like the parts of the progressive movies she was not in #i have a crush on he who shall not be named because he’s voiced by celebrity crush and he’s hot #i COSPLAY he who shall not be named and also quinella and i have cosplans for rosalia and spiegel #i have not read progressive and yet i recommend it to anyone who mentions aincrad because i’m annoying #kirisunas relationship is my favourite part of the series and i get bored if it’s been too long without them interacting #i watch the abridged and sometimes even enjoy it however i do not think it’s better than the original (and has its own seperate issues) #i genuinely enjoy fairy dance and it’s the part i rewatch the most because… issues #when i was much younger and much stupider i shipped kazuto and sugu (i do not anymore and also do not speak to those adults anymore <3) #i do not ship bercouli and fanatio and i ship him with quinella instead #i think alice is annoying as fuck and yui should have been brought to the real world first. heart <3

[madmanwonder]

Ask (crossover au): How defensive do Pyrrha and SAO Abridged Asuna get when they see someone flirt with Jaune?

“Very.” He nervously answered as he stared at the two demonic faces of the insane and possessive redheads who was glaring dagger at the rabbit-eared brunette.

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #arkos #sword art online abridged #asuna (sao abridged) #jaune x asuna (sao abridged) #crossover au #crossover au ask