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url song game

tagged by @girljudasiscariot ! alright let's see if I can do this

S - Songs I Can't Listen To by Neon Trees

A - Amaranth by Nightwish

T - The Sharpest Lives by My Chemical Romance

A - Aqualung by Jethro Tull

N - Numb by Marina and the Diamonds

S - She Hates Me by Puddle of Mud

E - Everybody's Fool by Evanescence

M - Metaphor by The Crane Wives

P - Pace all'Anima by Eugenio in Via di Gioia

L - Live for the Night by Krewella

O - Obiezione by Eugenio in via di Gioia

Y - You Only Want Me Cause You Want My Sister by Evelyn Evelyn

E - Emo Boy by Ayesha Erotica

E - Eroe (Storia di Luigi delle Bicocche) by Caparezza

I am absolutely not tagging as many people as letters in my username. are you nuts.

I AM tagging @buttercupbou who's my only mutual who hasn't done this

#mostly this was actually a challenge of “how much crane wives do I wanna put in this”

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what's the name of that brand of daddy issues where you wear his old jumpers and think about when you're gonna be old and he'll have died and an old sweater is all you're going to remember his comfort by

#My therapist says my anxieties of death are a problem

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DnD inspired @/sephiramy questions

Doing this AGAIN for my Aasimar Fighter Euralio, who's just a sweetheart :)

Turquoise- specifically Pantone 319C

2. He has a pretty natural charming laugh unless he gets into a giggle fit- in which case he starts wheezing to the point he can't speak and it looks like he's choking.

3. Aside his best friend, as always

4. He doesn't own much. Do sideburns count as an item?

5. Not really. The rare times he's alone and not doing anything he likes to sit under the sun and rejoices in not having to worry about anything.

6. He could brilliantly, but he has no interest to.

7. CHOCOLATE- Euralio has a sweet tooth for sure. Even better if it has a bit of a spicy kick.

8. Unicorn. Dragons are dangerous and scary.

9. Spring boy, or early summer.

10. An undershirt and underwear. What, you think he has the money for pyjamas? Grow up.

11. No, and he's not really the type to.

12. Somewhere abit far from the mess of the city, with the resources to live semi-autonomusly (some chickens and pigs or maybe sheep) and a couple of children running around. He's not sure of anything else, but his mind does wonder towards being a dad often.

13. Late December.

14. Ballads are sung about heroes and knights- not their squires.

15. Anything that will get his moustache soaked. Watermelon, pineapple, peaches, the man does love to slurp

16. Not really. When he was younger he used to help his mother around the inn with her cows and the guests' horses, so he doesn't really see pets as companionship as much as he does tools. His mum wouldn't let him have a pet when he was a kid because she feared he was too irresponsible for them.

17. His mom Marjorie and his best friend :)

18. Ugh, something disgustingly healthy. Leafy greens and lean meat and tomatoes with homemade dressing over rhye bread... a kind of elaborate blt.

19. Early bird- he gets sleepy when the sun's out.

20. Absinthe. It's highly acoholic and has a nice smell, and he loves that.

21. Euralio is rarely the one feeling down but when he is, he enjoyes actively being cheered up- a hug and a kind word go a long way for him. When he doesn't have access to that, he likes to walk away for a while and mope by himself. He usually comes back ready to work, if not actually better.

22. Hot springs. It's like soaking in the sun, but warmer

23. He's a man of honour and will keep your secret. He never guarantees for his Amichetto though, if he manages to hear about it... somehow...

24. Energetic and joyful, but also manipulative in that way that children can be. Doing pranks and saying things as if he somehow knew they would appease adults. Fortunately he grew up into a genuinely nice person, according to his mom.

25. He doesn't really have favoured activities... I suppose duelling would fit, as in formal duelling. He's good at it and he likes it a lot.

26. Possibly- I think he'd enjoy single vocalists more though. Madonna/Houston/Gaga style.

27. We already established he really likes chocolate, so probably some kind of mousse or chocolate soufflé.

28. Lemongrass and Vanilla with undertones of Leather.

29. He already wears a tricorn. I love him very much.

30. Euralio could easily pass as a Paladin but I actually think he'd play better as a Monk.

#dnd oc

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are you mad at me. have you been mad at me. will you be mad at me. when will you be mad at me

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*moans in Italian*

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eyyy, I've finally done it! I decided I really wanted to try @niennanir 's tutorial on easy book binding so I took the project I was editing and turned it into a nice little booklet with my favourite fonts and a nice paper for a cover. I definitely messed up with the score marks, probably cause I didn't have any papers bigger than my own A4s so I had to manage how I could. But for a first try, I'm pretty proud of the result! It's really satisfying to feel and touch your work physically instead of having to only experience it on a screen.

The best thing is, rereading it on a piece of paper actually helped me so much with the editing and spotting mistakes, repetitions or weird sentence structures I hadn't picked up on before! I'm much more happy with the final result than I was when I first finished writing it. the entirity of this fic was a really fun project, but this is maybe the part I enjoyed most.

If you're interested in Critical Role, you can find this fanfiction here. If you aren't, but you ARE interested in: weirdos with complicated relationships, almost getting caught fucking by your friends, and exploring weird magic labyrinths, then this might be what you're looking for! safe travels friends. I'm now going to prop this booklet up behind my Nott statuette so she can be holding her own smut in my critrole display. that's what I call home decor.

#ao3 #widobrave #widonott #critical role #cr2

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Finding out that Angela Kinsey has a Dwangela shelf at her house just made my day

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“we have wasted too much of our lives ignoring the fact that we belong together”

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I just realized I never posted my Office fan art even though I made it my banner jsjfklsj so here you go!! *throws this out there*

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idek how the lights work here

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passionate

(a skirt like hers WOULD ride up like this in a kiss like this)

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this link definitely does not lead to a bunch of documentaries and miscellaneous movies i keep ripping from dvds at the library, some of which are not easily found or online at all, i definitely will not continue updating it

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question for my fellow fanfic writers: how do YOU differentiate between a Mature Rating and an Explicit one?

Does the mention of sex immediately bump a fic to explicit? Is the description of a sexual act the thing that makes it explicit even if it's not with the intent of being porn, or the fic doesn't primarily centre around it?

#fanfiction #ao3 #input welcome

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Theoretically as an editor I should understand colour theory better but I don't and I don't give a shit this is me on a spiritual level

what are ur guys' color palettes. mines red & black w purple/silver accents

#Do NOT look at this on mobile it's completely wrong it was made on laptop and on laptop it shall be watched