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A brief compilation of encyclopedia being the best most useless skill ever:
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IMAGE DESCRIPTION: a series of screenshots from Disco Elysium
1. ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Success] - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.
YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?
2. THE GREATEST INNOCENCE - That's the spirit. Here we go! Question 1: Who was the first innocence?
ENCYCLOPEDIA (Medium: Success] - Oh yeah, this is what I was made for.
YOU - That so? Alright, go on, give me all the hints you got.
ENCYCLOPEDIA - A pop quiz is a short examination designed to test your knowledge without any prior warning or announcement. Such exams allow the teacher to assess how thoroughly the students have retained the material at hand - voila! Now blast that first innocence!
3. ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Success] - Hm, what's a snuff milieu?
4. ENCYCLOPEDIA (Challenging: Success] - Absolutely no idea. A hundred years?
5. ENCYCLOPEDIA [Easy: Success] - Mea culpa! You were not familiar with that one either. This man is a book head.
6. ENCYCLOPEDIA (Medium: Success] - What you *do* know is: at 18.9 km, the dormant shield volcano *Corpus Mundi* is the world's highest summit; and the failure of the '38 single 'Et Puis Du Sang' to crack the Top 20 was the death knell of disco. But -- what a *field autopsy* is? You have no idea.
YOU - Why don't you know? What use are you?
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disco elysium thoughts
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before and after, but also: alternative methods to lighting a cigarette
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They make the brain go brrrrr
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Doctor Titus’ orders!
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The man of everyone's life.
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Kim found someone's lost dog, irresponsible owners 🙄
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Kim I can't believe you want this man carnally
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Good boys get treats
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that one vine
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some guys
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my job in the 1930s was to hang around the docks and blow all the union guys
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dw i’m still on my bullshit
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sun’s out guns out
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