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saurile · 10 hours
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saurile · 11 hours
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
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saurile · 2 days
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Happy birthday to all lesbians <33 as a gift i get to have my girlfriend in my arms for 3 nights straight or should i say, lesbian?? ;3c
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saurile · 2 days
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saurile · 3 days
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the circus was in town that day 🤡
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saurile · 4 days
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i dont think i was put on this earth to spend 40 hours a week doing any one thing
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saurile · 4 days
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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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saurile · 4 days
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i love finding out the meaning of slangs for “attractive woman” in various languages
chick (english) - baby chicken Schnecke (german) - snail/slug sild (danish) - herring fıstık (turkish) - pistachio тёлочка (russian) - heifer ծիտ (armenian) - sparrow
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saurile · 7 days
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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
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saurile · 8 days
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Not Pierce involving in rainbow capitalism oh god
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saurile · 8 days
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AHSHAHHSHSHHS ITS THE EPISODE!! ITS THAT EPISDOE FROM THE MEME im losing my shit holy fuck ive never laughed as much as i did watching this episode.
First at the beginning of the series they made Jeff the one holding this unlikely group together. But in this episode the best outcome was with the one when Jeff was gone. I don't know where the writers are going with it but im surely on board.
I feel like writers realized they gave Jeff his character development very fast during mid season 1, and then went "uh,, what to do with him now??" so they just took all away and continued with the asshole Jeff we had from the beginning of the series. I mean i do enjoy watching the series its just an observation i had that i wanted to share.
Im currently at the beginning of season 3 and like, codependency much? I feel like that'll be the main theme of this season. These characters just learning to not only have each other all the time and figuring out that they're actually becoming toxic.
Also, poor Todd. He didnt deserve that.
oh dude you’re so real for all of that. dan harmon is shit at character development and it makes me so angry lol
ANYWAY REMEDIAL CHAOS THEORY?????? lmk how it goes <333
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saurile · 8 days
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Dear package designers of the can of beans im trying to cook; if you wanted to put a lil recipe on the other side of the wrapping paper you glued onto the can, and put a cute lil quirky "recipe on the back!" sign on it, why didnt you made it easier to take it out hm? Why did i have to fight every urge i had to rip it out and had to have my anger stay calm to not ruin the paper and fail miserably? Why did you put that much glue on it? If you wanted us to open it to have the recipe on the other side? Did the glue people not get the memo? Were they not aware of it? Why didnt you let them know? So now what that the recipe is ruined i cant read it? Its just, i expected better from you bean people. Im not mad im disappointed.
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saurile · 10 days
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Me and the subway conductor guy that i exchange good mornings every weekday have just elevated the status of our relationship, we now ask "how are you doing?" as well <3
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saurile · 14 days
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saurile · 14 days
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Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!
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saurile · 15 days
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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
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saurile · 15 days
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