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cat violence moodboard

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These three are the only thing living in my mind someone pls help me/j

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theres no escape

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Oh!! nonono i wasnt talking about that, I was just wondering how you'd ever see poly between em going. I know that from what i see in canon, Hank wouldnt open up at all to doc like that, much less be one of the first (other than sanmos but that was already a thing when it started so-) IMO i feel like everything would start w/ dei just because he bothers everyone so much and is the most likely to be forward. like w/ doc he could jokingly flirt or smthn and then after a bit feelings build up, yk?

OHHHH I GOTCHA sorry bout that lol

i thought i had a post explaining my thoughts about 2bdankford but i cant find it, if it even exists at all, so while i look for that here's my overall thoughts:

deimos is definitely the one to bring them together. flirtatious little gremlin, regardless if he already has a boyfriend or not. hank doesnt understand at first and 2b would be a bit slow and hesitant to actually think on if he's brave enough to ask if he can be a part of everything. hank's the last to join, and most likely the one to get jokingly kicked out of the polycule for being a grump. sanford's all for it, more hugs and kisses and love to go around :]

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#kittycatresort

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I'M A DEIMOS SIMP AND I'M PROUD 🤬🤬🤬🤬‼️‼️

YOUR PROUD AT BEING A FAILURE??? WOW OKAY GOOD FOR YOU SIMP-

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Bruce, showing up to a Wayne Industries meeting: Sorry I was late, I broke down on the way

Alfred: Is your car alright?

Bruce: Car?

Alfred:

Bruce:

Alfred:

Bruce: I mean-.

Alfred: We will be talking about this later.

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[ID: A series of fake tweets set in the universe of The Batman (2022), from the perspective of Gotham’s citizens. They read as follows:

Cedric C. (@/cedricccc): Ever since the flood last year, I’ve seen a few weird fringe theories about who the Batman is, but the craziest shit I’ve ever heard are the folks who think Bruce Wayne is the Bat. My man looks one dropped ice cream away from a mental breakdown.

Penny E. Larson (@/penny4urthots): i went to high school with bruce wayne at gotham academy. we got partnered together to dissect a frog and he started crying when he saw it. i had to do all the cutting. This man is #notthebat and we also need to protect him at all costs

R. Wilson (@/gothamtoaustin): I used to work for Wayne Ent. before I moved to TX. One day Wayne had to give my department a presentation and he was so awkward it hurt to watch. He dropped all his index cards, mumbled the whole time, zero eye contact. There’s no way. #notthebat

Javier Perez (@/itsjaviiiii): Bruce Wayne came into the 7-11 I used to work at, got an icee, realized he forgot his wallet as i was checking him out, then put the icee down and speed-walked away before i could get a word in edgewise. i would have given it to him for free. anyway yeah #notthebat

Alice Li (@/aliceingotham): Bruce is a regular at my grandparents’ restaurant. He gets take out a few times a month. I can’t tell you how incredibly soft-spoken this man is. My grandma always tries to take care of him but he shrinks away. Can confirm he is definitely #notthebat

Noah Crocker (@/gothamisnumba1): This poor bastard. Leave him alone. I was at that library charity thing last month and I saw him honest-to-God hiding behind a curtain. I went over to ask if everything was ok but a GCPD guy got to him first and pulled him out of the room. Cut him some slack guys. #notthebat

Libby H. Lewis (@/gothamlibby): Gotham, come on now. We can at least protect our boy Bruce Wayne from this nonsense. Are we all forgetting that time when he “ran away” as a teen and was found crying in a port-a-potty at an AFI concert? It was in the news for months. Leave him alone. #notthebat /End ID]

Image description via @t4tchucky

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in batman 2022 bruce wayne's parents were killed in 2001 he would have been like 10? i think. the black parade was released in 2006 when he would have been ambiguously high school aged and obviously very emo and unpopular. what i'm saying here is that i think battinson heard the lyrics "when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and decided to become batman then and there.

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NSFW audio of sex scene taken from Escape at Dannemora (S1Ep1)

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barbie and friday the 13th

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Completely average guy in completely average neighborhood adopts strange irradiated dog possessed by the soul of a 14 year old girl

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When someone says something reminded them of you. You know

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Batman: Do you have a shred of empathy?

Riddler: That depends: what exactly do you mean by "shred".

Batman:

Riddler: Or "empathy".

Riddler: Or "have".

#this was suppose to be a comic but im to lazy #sorry #the riddler #batman #edward nygma #edward nigma #batriddler