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My fav Artemis Fowl quotes (bk2)

"I'm the crazy girly captain. Remember?"

- Holly

"Do I look like a fly boy to you, Fowl?"

- Holly

"That's a rectangle, convict!"

- Commander Root

"We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon."

- Commander Root

"That, my boy, is talent."

- Mulch

#Artemis fowl #holly short #julius root #quotes #mulch

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Some of my fav Artemis Fowl quotes (bk 1)

"Anybody see you come in here?"

Holly thought about it.

"The FIB, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB."

Foaly frowned. "The EIB?"

"Everyone in the building" Holly smirked.

"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm mad. That's the way history is written."

- Artemis

"My bugs don't have bugs."

- Foaly

"I don't like lollipops"

- Artemis

"Trust me, I'm a genius."

- Artemis

#artemis fowl quotes #artemis fowl

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guys its literally canon that foaly has a collection of different foil hats for different occasions

#foaly #help this guy is so funny

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this is canonically accurate

So this is basically the end of TEC, right?

#artemis fowl

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Holly (exasperated): Do you even know what an amulet is?

Mulch: Of course I do! I eat them some times. I like the ones with cheese and onions!

Holly: Mulch those are omelettes.

Mulch: Oh. Then I have no idea.

#holly short #artemis fowl #mulch diggums #incorrect quotes

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artemis fowl characters as things my friends have said bc all my friends are on crack i swear

trouble: ⁉️⁉️😟🆘😢⁉️💔🧍☠️💥🤯😔🚗🙅🐫

chix: thats so random

holly: you know what else is random?

trouble: NO YOU SEE LIKE-

holly: that camel emoji over there

trouble: ITS A STORY

chix: what.

trouble: you see because you worry then send sos signal but then no one see so heartbroken until die one, then bomb drop then realive and mind blown at that fact. then realise ur still stuck so u use car but car cannot use so use camel

#artemis fowl #holly short #chix verbil #trouble kelp #the lep breakroom must be so chaotic #this was taken straight from my whatsapp

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artemis fowl memes i made in the car bc there isnt enough anywhere

#artemis fowl #artemis fowl memes

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summarising artemis fowl characters again bc it was so fun to do lmao

butler: everyones babysitter

opal: ruthless criminal mastermind, only one known method to defeat her. steal her chocolates.

orion: wHeRe Is My fAiR lAdY

No.1: walking talking thesaurus. may occasionally say cappucino in life or death situations

#artemis fowl #opal koboi #domovoi butler #orion #no.1

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Artemis Fowl characters in one line (in the first book):

Artemis: I have money = i happy :D

Holly: Rulebook? what's that?

Foaly: i have cutting edge technology but the most reliable is still my tinfoil hat

Root: so angry hes turning purple

Mulch: i eat dirt 👍👍

#julius root #holly short #artemis fowl #foaly #mulch diggums

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does nobody else find it funny that it took holly almost getting ripped apart by horny trolls together with artemis for her to consider themselves friends

makes me wonder what happened with all her fairy friends for her to consider them bonded

#artemis fowl #holly short #i bet she hacked into a human shopping mall with foaly and set the speakers to play never gonna give u up on repeat for the rest of the day

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when ur lit teacher asks you to make a map of the story and u and ur grp is so childish and cracked that they made it a pirate map and the teacher actually liked it

#gimme a nobel prize rn

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would you still love me if i was a fugly fat worm

noh (jk)