scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

u should do more scorbus fanart😭🙏🙏🙏

i was so shocked to get an ask for more scorbus art that wasn’t from my pal 🤣 thanks anon this one’s for u (and my pal)

#im foaming at the mouth #i will give you my life savings for more scorbus art omfg #squishy albus is so real #only smiling at scorpius is also unbelievably real 😭🙏🏻🙏🏻 #they make me insane #hpcc #scorbus

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

I hate when you love a character who’s like a kid or a teenager and they so perfectly capture the flaws and struggles of being that age and not understanding everything fully yet or necessarily making the best choices especially when they’re in a very painful or complex situation and they feel so real and human because of it and then you go online and there’s someone who’s like “they’re DUMB and EVIL and SELFISH because of [important moment in their character arc when they messed up and learned from it or broke under pressure or didn’t have the courage to do an incredibly difficult thing or responded realistically to their truly horrifying circumstances]”

#*cough* albus severus *cough*

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

the soft little smiles they save for each other 😭😭😭

#they make me feral theyre so precious #let them be happy omg #scorbus #hpcc

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

hc that minerva mcgonagall’s biggest nightmare in hogwarts is not any of the potter kids, but harry potter himself. harry would make any excuse and pull any card in the book to go to hogwarts during the school year to check up on his babies because that man has a separation anxiety that rivals no other (except maybe ron’s, but he’s not head auror is he?). he will lodge fake complaints to visit that school for a ‘check in.’ he will write up fake reports of a extremely dangerous creature being spotted near the grounds to ‘investigate.’ he will say theres been talk of [insert dangerous object] stashed somewhere in the room of requirement. and all of these concerns are resolved within a day, and get more and more creative as the years go on. eventually minerva stops questioning how playing an hour long chess match with his daughter is investigating and lets that man run wild.

#i love this so much #harrys doing his best okay 😭😭 #not even cursed child haters can say he doesnt care greatly for the safety of his children #how obsessive he becomes with their safety is in fact his fatal flaw 🫶🏻🫶🏻 #anyway this happens absolutely the potter kids are so used to it #any other student who hears about it like 😰😰 someone saw a super dangerous creature!!! and theyre like #nah thats just dad again #hpcc

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

storytime

#im gonna fucking cry #baby draco omg

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I'm begging someone to give me scorbus fic recommendations, I miss them so bad I want to inject them into my blood stream and I can't decide what to read please I'm foaming at the mouth I'll take anything

#ive read the obvious ones like tea time 🙏🏻 #but leik plz #i dont even care how long it is give me a 1000 word oneshot for all i care plzplz #or 7 thousand billion words #i just need someone to suggest something they liked 😭😭 anything plz #scorbus #scorpius malfoy #albus potter #hpcc #scorpius x albus #dont even care what the plot is as long as i get to read about these two nerds being in love

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

Uh, of course I have straight As!

-Agender

-Aromantic

-Asexual

-Autistic

-Anxious

-Asthmatic

#5 out of 6 bebey 😎😎

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

bringing this back just for the occasion, delulu scorbus fans unite 🙏🏻

now what if i said, whenever i see any posts about drarry, i just completely pretend its scorbus. what then??

#look if i cant find enough scorbus stuff then im going to start becoming delusional and thats okay #the endless dilemma of wanting scorbus to be more popular but also being terrified of people ruining them #love the marauders but the fandom terrifies me these days #what if that happened to scorbus id die #scorbus

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

thought for the day! andromeda getting drunk one night and asking teddy to metamorph into her daughter’s face so she can see her again. but when he does it there are some parts of her face that are just slightly off and wrong, because teddy hasn’t known his mother’s face past photos of her.

#this is horrible! 😃 i will now think of nothing else for a week! #she'd be haunted and now SO AM I #andromeda was not explored enough in the books i stg #andromeda mc 500k word fic when??? #i need a start to finish of her life plz #of all the black sisters actually theyre so precious to me #jk missed the mark making harry potter the main character and not them 🙄🙄

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

What books have you done this to?

Instagram / Shop

#I LOVE THIS HAPPENING TO BOOKS 🗣🗣 #KEEPING YOUR BOOKS IN PRISTINE CONDITION (unless theyre special in some way) IS DEAD #MAKE THEM LOOK LOVED #I LOVE CRINKLING THEM AND LEAVING LITTLE ANNOTATIONS AND DOG EARRING PAGES PLZ GIVE YOUR BOOKS CHARACTER #AND SNAPPING THE SPINES AND FOLDING THEM OVER SO THEY NEVER SHUT CORRECTLY AGAIN 1000/10 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

you know, as an asexual who still enjoys viewing sexual content in like books fanfiction and films and things, it's all fun and games until I remember that people actually DO THOSE THINGS?? LIKE IN REAL LIFE?? REGULARLY??🧍🏻‍♂️like WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEX ISNT A FANFICTION TROPE??? 😭 crazy out here man

#i genuienly forget sex is like #a super duper important part of life to majority of the population #like what are you talking about #what do you mean #stahp #what do you mean people look at me weirdly when i say me and my fiance do not in fact have sex?!?!? #what do you mean that would be a deal breaker for you!??!?!?!! #what do you mean you actually go out and DO THESE THINGS IN REAL LIFE?!??!?!?!? #anywayz hope yall allosexuals are having fun i forget youre real <3 #this is a light hearted post woo sex liberation woo yall are allowed to enjoy sex 🥳 #and im allowed to enjoy sex by convincing myself its only inaginary <3 #lmao #asexual #fanfiction #asexuality

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

Someobody help them!!

#this is absolutely a situation those two would find themselves in #scorbus

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

hello I'm just here to jump on the sapphic daphne truther train that woman is a lesbian and I will hear nothing else I refuse to believe she tolerates a man let alone ends up married to one

and she does not want marriage or kids at all she has a successful high stress career that she thrives off like Claire from fleabag and a longterm girlfriend who she spoils thank you very much

she deserves to be a lesbian

in fact I'm gonna be honest I think pretty much every woman in this franchise deserves to be a lesbian I never want to hear about a man ever again actually bye

this escalated but I stand by it <3

so real lesbian daphne ftw 🔥 shes addicted to stress and work thats whats shes married to at the end of the day

also this just in but there actually isnt any male characters in harry potter they were all secretly women the entire time!! so they are all lesbians 🤫

we know what you are

#what even is a man at the end of the day #so real #give me lesbian daphne #daphnes just the beginning #daphne is the face of the harry potter lesbian revolution ✊🏻✊🏻 #everyone in harry potter deserves to be a lesbian #lily evans should be a lesbian #lesbian Jily save me

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

I looovee listening to music (i relate everything to scorbus)

#real #i cannot listen to music without daydreaming and you better believe every daydream always turns back to them #scorbus #hpcc

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

umm… hi😁

#ill telepathically place my hyperfixation on them into your brain 🛰🛰🛰 #im talentless so my hyperfixation means nothing but suffering for me lmfao #scorbus #they make me insane #hpcc

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

update: my breaks are fucked up and refused to unbreak and basically locked my wheel still so the road assistance guy (the friendliest man on the planet btw) bashed it with a hammer to unstick it 😭😭 then said I needed to get it into a garage literally now cause it could stop turning whilst I was mid driving and thats super dangerous 🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️ so he called my garage for me and explained what was happening because I didn't have a clue what he was saying to me in his complicated mechanic terms, I don't understand cars okay, and then he followed me to the garage to make sure they didn't stick mid drive 😭😭 and the garage said they'd fix it tomorrow 👍🏻👍🏻 no class for me then I guess 💀💀 BUT VERY GLAD IT DIDNT STOP WORKING MID DRIVING UHHHHH

just attempted to actually show up to class for once and now MY CARS BROKEN DOWN PLEASE WHY

I'm now sat in my car waiting for the road assistance guy to rock up even tho I'm literally right outside my house cause I didn't even manage to get out of the parking space 💀

#he was so friendly shout out to the aa man i didnt know what i was doing #the aa man just spoke to the garage people and i was just there like🧍🏻‍♂️👍🏻 #i dont understand cars #i just had to walk back from the garage in the pouring rain tho rip i am now very wet

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

just attempted to actually show up to class for once and now MY CARS BROKEN DOWN PLEASE WHY

I'm now sat in my car waiting for the road assistance guy to rock up even tho I'm literally right outside my house cause I didn't even manage to get out of the parking space 💀

#im bored as hell but im too scared to go back into my house 🧍🏻‍♂️ #im scared the breakdown guy is gonna be scary too 😭😭 #im also scared theyre gonna get here and then its gonna magically be fine again 😭😭 #its like god doesnt want me to go to class ffs #the wheels are refusing to move ffs