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  ♪ The Lazy Song - Bruno Mars ♪

  November, Thursday 11th, 2008, Maths.

Kevin is solving some equations & reading out as dictation the answer to the teacher. She starts to write it on the blackboard but then:

- Take it, you go to the blackboard and write it up, she says, giving him the chalk.

- Oh the lazy womaaaaaaan, she doesn't wanna write, says somebody in the room I won't name.

So Ma'am, don't say we're lazy anymore! The fact that you're pregnant doesn't excuse you at all. Ok, it does but even if you weren't pregnant, I'm sure you would have done the same.

#Kevin #Maths #Lazy Woman #Pregnant #2008

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  ♪ Black Math - The White Stripes ♪

During the grade 12, 2009.

The Math teacher asks:

- How many times the same number de we need to get 100 ?

- We need 35, answers Sebastien.

WTF ?! And I'm told grade 9 Green doesn't need Maths private tuitions! That's a total bullshit!! They really do seriously!

FYI Seb, the correct answer is 10. Cause 10x10=100. You got it ? You must need help from Kevin's little sister.

#Sebastien #Maths #1+1=? #I Need My Little Sis' #2009

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♪ Loser - Beck ♪

January, Monday 26th 2009, Maths.

Kevin has to solve a simple equation. Coming closer to the result of it, the teacher asks:

- 3+5, Kevin ?

- 7 !

- 3+5=7 ? asks the teacher sarcastically.

- Oh no!! I thought it was -2+5

The whole classe starts to laugh.

- Aaaargh no!! No, no, no, I thought it was 2+3 !!

The whole classe howls with laughter.

- Kevin, please, stop it !, I advice. You only make matters worse.

Kevin! Tell me, 1+1 = ??? Ok, I let you your thrump card: YOUR LITTLE SISTER IN GRADE 2 !!!! KEEP TAKING MATHS PRIVATE TUITIONS WITH THE OTHERS FOREVEEEER !!!!!

#1+1? #2009 #I Need My little sis' #Kevin #Maths #Simple Equation #Raphaëlle-Ivy

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♪ I'm The Best - Nicki Minaj ♪

January, Monday 19th 2009, Spanish.

- No one can reach my ankles exept my socks, so Sebastien says.

Your ego can.

#Sebastien #Spanish #Ego #ankles #socks #2009

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♪ First Bad Habit - Vanessa Hudgens ♪

November 2008, Study-time.

Jean-Roch is getting told of. He misunderstands what the monitor is telling him:

- Sorry ??

- Stop saying 'sorry' everytime!

- Sorry ??? Ooups !!

The worst part of it is that he didn't mean to say that. It's a real bad habit he got.

#Jean-Roch #Study-time #Bad habit #Sorry? #2008

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♪ Chiken Song - Rodney Carrington ♪

Jeudi 3 Avril 2008.

Nous sommes devant le collège quand des policiers passent en vélo:

- Oh des poulets en vélo !, je m'éclame

- Des poulets en vélo ? Où ça ?, demande Cécile.

- Là! Regarde!

- Aaaah des pouleeeeeets! Je croyais que tu me parlais des poulets comme le coq, quoi !!

#Cécile #Raphaëlle-Ivy #Poulet #Coq #Police #Vélo #2008

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♪ Welcome To The Jungle - Guns N' Roses ♪

September 2008, French.

- Who is yawning during my course ? asks the teacher.

- ♪ It's Nathaliiiiiiiiiiiiiie ! ♪, answers the whole classe.

We see that solidarity rules supreme over Grade 9 Yellow.

#Nathalie #French #Bunch of Rats #2008

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♪ Barbie Girl - Aqua ♪

January, Monday 12th 2009, Maths.

Kevin's wearing a kind of elastic around his head. The teacher notices it:

- Can you put your headband off of you head, Kevin?

Oh crap ! You were so lovely with that !

#Kevin #Maths #Handband #Girlish #2008

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♪ Knock Knock On Heaven's Door - Guns N' Roses ♪

November, Friday 12th 2008, Religions.

The Head talks about Christmas, religions & believes:

- .. For instance, if I open this door, there won't be God standing in front of me !

- You can still try, Sir: we never know, Ouanne says.

He tried.

#Ouanne #The Head #God #Christmas #Knock Knock On Heaven's Door #2008

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♪ Bullet With Butterfly Wings - The Smashing Pumpkins ♪

Jeudi 16 Avril 2008, cours d’Histoire-Géographie.

- Alors Kévin ! quels sont les inconvéniants des trains ? demande la prof.

- Ça tue la nature, répond-il

Kévin, le nouveau Nicolas Hulot ?

#Kevin #Histoire #Tue la nature #Pollution #Nicolas Hulot #2008

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♪ Dumb - Nirvana ♪

Friday, April 10th 2009, Geography lesson. - Where is Saudi Arabia located ?, the teacher asks. We wonder why he's asking that. Does he think we're dumb ? who does he thinks we are ? - In Africa, Sir, Nathalie answers.

Then we thought it was a great idea to ask..

#Nathalie #Geography #Saudi Arabia #2009

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♪ Shut Your Mouth - Garbage ♪

October, Wednesday 15th 2008, Maths.

- Jean-Roch, since the begining of the year I've told you to be quiet & stop talking during the lesson!, tells off the teacher.

- Oh no! Not since the begining of the year, he retorts, since last year!

#Jean-Roch #Maths #Shut Up! #2008