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i type and then i delete i type and then i delete .. like sisyphus it never ends

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being in your 20s is like im 17 and i don't know who i am. im 55 curled up with a book. im ancient. i've been here forever. i never left. i'm 5 years old and i'm lost at the supermarket

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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HAPPIEST DAY

#fnaf

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company

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post game | COL @ WPG | round one, game two | 04.23.2024

#hockey #avs #cale makar

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me after going pee in the middle of the night

#saw

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Me if I were a dog

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oh we giving each other chocolates now. I see how it is

#theres never any heterosexual explanation for their behavior #ds9

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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

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#cats

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his fuckass mullet means so much to me

#hockey #avs #brandon duhaime

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