yeah i'm a womanizer. i'll make that boy a girl in no time
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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men’s tits reblog if you are a true men’s tits lover
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please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me
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My mom said Mikey looks like one of those bendy pencil thingys
These thingys.. :(
And she said "tall weird bendable thing" or something..
Why are people so rude to my husband...
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I think we should talk more about the story Dutch tells when the curious couple and their unruly son is out fishing.
Dutch: "Hosea, remember that time we sent Arthur out finish and he came back with three beautiful bass?"
Arthur: "not this again..."
MEANING DUTCH HAS TOLD THIS STORY SEVERAL TIMES!!
Anyways he proceeds to say that they partied over those fish and FEASTED but the next day they were at thr market and a fishlady asked "so how did you enjoy those bass?"
It warms my heart so much because I can definitely picture 21 year old Arthur standing by a river getting all grumpy because he isnt catching anything and then just in secret going to a market, embrassedly trying to hide his fishing equipment as he buys the fish, and imagine the fucking blush on his face when he was found out😭 Arthur I love you so much.
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I’m just trying to enjoy my camp life in RDR2, walk around a bit, stare at my favorite characters and play cowboy and everytime I get within even a yard of him, Dutch starts spouting nonsense at me. I’m eating soup what do you mean ‘Arthur you’ll be the first to betray me’?? IM EATING SOUP
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