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I’m so sorry babes anytics and marketing don’t get you like I get you 😢

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

#f

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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

#easy solution #never delete anything

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#garfposting

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#cool

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Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.

#huh #cool #i think

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#sequel

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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that chimera ain't right

#dm

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

#o no

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nobody posts Boil baby anymore..

#ref

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In case anyone thinks this type of sanism doesn't happen on Tumblr

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underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm

that’s the stuff………………

#v important

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ELON MUSK'S GRAND PLAN FOR TWITTER

Buy it for billions of dollars

Be so surrounded by crypto and NFT shills and yes men that you start to see Twitter's ordinary users as the real bots

Scrap the site's pre-existing bot programs bc you were mad a report showed that the site didn't have as much of a bot problem as you thought

Make impersonation trivial, and let everyone who pays you $5 have all their tweets boosted no matter what

Make the site a barely functional husk run by a skeleton crew and reduce moderation in the name of free speech

Have your site flooded with bots, impersonators, and spam

???

Make them pay you $1 as a effort to fix spam, even though most of them already paid $5 for the checkmark that incentivized them to spam

Genius. The real Tony Stark. A pioneer on par with the Wright brothers and Zefram Cochrane. Where do I sign up for my One-Way Ticket to Mars NFT

#amazing #incredible #legendary #honestly this is like one of those scenarios where you get 0% on a true/false test #you have to try to be this bad at it

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#visitposting

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if it was about 15 years ago i’d already have seen 12 different AMVs of chimera falin set to three days grace animal i have become on my feed but that just doesn’t happen anymore. because of woke