There's power in sharing your stories.
Christie Wallace
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Everyone needs therapy and no one is normal.
Heather McKinney
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I had to take a Xanax during Interstellar.
Christie Wallace
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Abortion is healthcare.
Christie Wallace
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Nothing is freakier than the hubris of man.
Christie Wallace
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You can't say that Mothman doesn't have a juicy ass.
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I'm like a docent for the supernatural.
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Anything's a plate if you put food on it.
Heather McKinney
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Square peg, round hole? Fuck it, get a hammer.
Heather McKinney
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Minding your own business is free.
Heather McKinney
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My rulings are final. My jurisdiction is global.
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Don't ever call her stupid again. I'll stick my boot in your ass.
Heather McKinney
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Jesus has a machine gun, and he's with Elvis, and is that Ronald Reagan?
Heather McKinney
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The inside of my brain sounds like a YouTube video at 2x speed.
Heather McKinney
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Proud cheese slut, right here.
Christie Wallace
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I've never seen such a powerful grundle.
Heather McKinney
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We should all try to be better than where we came from.
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