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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight

#sgdhjdjgkdk #iconic #fantasy high #fhjy

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the upper middle class white women who want to be writers yearn for the first person essay industrial complex that dominated websites in the early to mid 2010s...........

#my mum for some reason seems to be under the impression that there is still a massive demand for this #and spent a solid four years deperately trying to get me to do this kind of writing #the whole time im over here writing my weird plays like 👁️👄👁️

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#❤️❤️❤️ #gnu terry pratchett

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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verso books has made books on palestine, mass protests, and student rebellions free to download on their website

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

#stooopppp omg #my brother used to blast this song to torture me as a teen #...brings me back #a bop for sure though

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Checkout - Caroline Bird

#UUUUAAAAAAHHH #writing

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

#😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

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i read @brennan-lee-mother 's post and well... yikes

#im mcfreakin LOSING IT #this is so good op wtf #blood cw

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🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

#cackling aloud at this

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my friends are so cringe. with their “feelings” and such.

#incredible

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photographer: Sugar McD // model: Jordan Underwood (they/he)

#holy shit im obsessed w this #the WINGS #the COLOUR #the POSES #the MOVEMENT #art

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i love it when you’re steeping some tea and you press a spoon against the teabag and the blood comes out

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James Baldwin: “After all, you’re accusing a captive population who has been robbed of everything of looting. I think it’s obscene.”

#james baldwin