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something that is so funny to me is the solution to the "why does Durge have amnesia" subplot

no mystical curse, no magic potion, not a spell, no elaborate divine retribution for your failures.

no, Orin just got a really sharp stick, poked a hole in your skull and and got you an improv lobotomy . and put a worm in there

and every character who gets a chance to examine you basically goes WHOA there chief your brain is fucked up. like. thats just straight up brain damage. i cant fix that

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# me having to remind myself straight people exist

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | Pine Barrens (4.07)

#literally us in our dnd party #we have One Straight Man and the rest of us are a little 🏳️‍🌈 💅🏻 ✨️

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baptismal flame or hellfire?

#i desire him carnally

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#jenizah and count everett #jenizah is the texter

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Posting these together bc they're a set!! Do not separate!!! <3

#kissing him would fix me I think #i'm in love

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and! i love him! 💕

#oh yeah I fuck with him

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When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible

#literally everyone @ jenizah #they're so supportive of him

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Grima's favorite, probably

#him him him!!! #so handsome #henry my husband

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#omg #rhythm heaven

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[guy who likes to help everyone always but is also suicidal and some sort of pervert voice] no yeah you can drink my blood. It’s fine

#jenizah and count everett

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Commission for @skateurgency

#I'm still screaming #like you DONT understand how much I love this #The last comm I got I still look at Every Day and I love this one even more 🥺🥺🥺 #your work is SO good #I will definitely comission you more so I hope you like drawing these two lmao #jenizah and count everett

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#me every day #also #jenizah and count everett

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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)

#he's my everything

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fruit sticker

#this is so important to me actually #sam and max

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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

#god yeah #me irl #temporary vamp tag

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i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!