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STEP ASIDE PENSIONERS

HOSPICE CARE IS IN TOWN

#HELP #mcc

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From @MCChampionship_

👑 Announcing team Pink Parrots! 👑

@.TangoTekLP @.impulseSV @.EthoLP @.theskizzleman

Watch them in MCC on Saturday 4th May at 8pm BST!

#okay now I’m hyped #mcc

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give me the au where etho, beef, and gem are all neighbors in the same shitty apartment complex and iskall is their landlord who takes 9 months to get around to any of the maintenance

#why is iskall collecting canadians

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According to my phone, I have big plans today

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stress drawzzz!!

#hermitcraft #fanart

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IN CELEBRATION OF XISUMA IN MCC: one of my favorite xisuma clips of all time. "i made bedwars :(". important additional knowledge: they then proceeded to suck ass so badly. and this is also after they had already sucked so badly,

#clips #'i made bedwars :(' never fails to crack me up

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recent events have me remembering that I think on a vodskall video iskall admitted he enjoys joel because he’s fun to mess with and has funny reactions, like mumbo. this tells us so much about the psyche of the iskall. the fact this involves sending spam love letters I think adds something to this image too but given how iskall and mumbo are (or iskall and stress for that matter), if we view this as “iskall has decided that joel can be a mumbo”, this really was only inevitable, actually.

that and he’s gone a bit insane clearing that ocean monument. that also,

#no this tracks #hermitcraft

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wild hair centaur gf troubles (Gem can't be tamed and neither can her hair)

#hermitcraft #fanart #hermitshipping

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Etho immediately choosing Decked Out 2 (+Tango's reaction) xBCrafted's Season 10 Episode 17 Hermit Q&A

xB: So, question number three. What has been your favourite project, build, and/or event since joining HermitCraft? Etho: That I did? Or that other people did? xB: Uh, just, whatever. Whatever you...y'know, your favourite. Just, whatever. Etho: Oh, that's gotta be Decked Out 2, then. xB: Okay. (laughs) Etho: (laughs) Easy answer! xB: I mean, you only played it a little, though... Etho: Ahh, it was a few months. A few months of my life, there. Got a little bit involved. xB: (laughs) A couple minutes, here and there, you know. Etho: Yeah. xB: I know how you are. No. (laughs) ---- xB: I feel like your answer is gonna be the same as Etho's. Tango: Oh, did he say Decked Out? xB: Yes he did. (laughs) Tango: Ohhhh, my hero! Yeah, Decked Out is definitely my answer. Slam dunk. xB: I was like, 'Yeah, what do you mean? You only played, like, a little bit...' (both laugh) Tango: Well, that -- Honestly, the fact that he said that, means -- means everything to me. That's great, that he values it that high. That's great. That's great. xB: Oh, yeah, yeah. He was like, he was like, 'That's easy. Decked Out 2.' I was like, 'Okay!' (laughs) Tango: (laughs) Fantastic. Good! Good!

#this episode was so good #hermitcraft #clips

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i like to do redraws of old etho fanarts when i don’t know what to do with my life

this time it’s redraw of my first ever etho art. original under cut

25 august 2022

#hermitcraft #fanart

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the chosen aesthetics of the various redstoners fascinate me. tango and impulse are tinkerers of various mechanical marvels. doc is the industrial revolution personified. mumbo continually casts himself as a silicon valley startup guy. its just. Interesting

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save me duct tape converse bdubs

#hermitcraft #fanart

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ETHOwO!

#hermitcraft #fanart

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Walk in the star rain.

#hermitcraft #fanart

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there’s this quality about any gem and pearl interaction that makes it deeply uncomfortable yet unexplainably captivating to watch

transcript under the cut

gem: why do you want people looking at your butt

pearl: well, it’s— uh, i dunno! it’s—

gem: i would like to unpack this.

pearl: please don’t unpack my butt.

(pause.)

gem: wha— why— why do you want this?

(gem and pearl laugh)

pearl: because— i don’t know! when you start to question things, that’s when i lose all sanity!

gem: well, because you’re— the horn that you particularly picked—

pearl: uh-huh

gem: —is like one that involves an action you’re doing.

gem: but these ones are like somebody says something, and then i say this (plays the “don’t put that in my mouth” horn) to accent the thing that they said. not the thing i’m saying!

gem: so i wanna unpack why you’re asking everybody to look at your big booty

pearl: it’s scar looking at the— (stutters) scar asking people to look at his big booty, what do you mean?

gem: (skeptical) uh-huh.

pearl: it’s not me, i didn’t say it. (plays the “take a look at how big my booty is” horn)

gem: (skeptical, again) uh-huh.

pearl (overlapping): (feigns surprise) oh jeez scar, not the time, mate. not the time! would you look at the time. it’s on the clock.

(gem and pearl laugh, again)

pearl: i don’t know gem, there’s no ones that i— (trails into gibberish)

gem: (laughs) i love just asking you questions and seeing how flustered you can possibly get.

#hermitcraft #clips

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So can we talk about Joel revealing in his newest hermitcraft ep that the way Scott and him became friends is that Scott was a fan that came up to him at a convention and then tricked Joel into following him on twitter?

#it’s wild how young they look #I found Lizzie’s old tumblr blog and scrolled through it the other week and every picture of Joel took me out