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I’ll never forget the time I was sitting with this guy, nice kid, didn’t know him well, I think we must have had a bottle of wine or some questionable hashish or something, and in response to an awkward silence I just started talking and ended up going on a long meandering rant about how ugly American robins are. I’m talking a full monologue. I had an intro and conclusion. It was pointlessly vehement. I have never been so mean or loquacious about anything in my life.

Consider my horror when this perfectly nice guy wordlessly lifted his shirt to reveal a full-torso prismacolor tattoo of his spiritual soul animal, the American robin.

[sleepgf]

you should be able to add a like to someone liking your post and they should be able to like your like to their post and you should be able to like that reaction and it should go on until both devices explode badly

[sleepgf]

power move: make a d&d character with the same name as your dm

[sleepgf]

weird relationship where you love them and also miss them and check their spotify compulsively sometimes and obsess over small things they say. yeah. do other people have one of those too

#mia.txt #s tag

[sleepgf]

just found out about “star trek”. i think those kirk and spock guys are kind of homosexual. i wonder if anyone else has ever thought that

[sleepgf]

they call me byecurious yhe way im always a little interested in leaving👋

[sleepgf]

nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

#andrew minyard #prev ajkfdgs #nicky hemmick #aftg

[sleepgf]

why pray on my downfall when you could pray on my brother's

#supernatural #investing at 70 notes #posts that have 10k to me

[sleepgf]

when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

[sleepgf]

why are boxers so expensive? what are we doing to our butches? won't someone think of the butches

#please truly

[sleepgf]

no idea where i was going with this but i abandoned it at the most disconcerting moment possible

[sleepgf]

welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)

[sleepgf]

equality

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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

[sleepgf]

[sleepgf]

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

[sleepgf]

funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

#LOL. LMAO. #buddie #911