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i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

#WHY IS IT COLORED LIKE MEAT

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This is my favourite interview strategy

#fave #FUCK this is funny

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Girl dad 🌸

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this image is making me throw up with laughter for some reason

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thinking of puppy phone charms

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me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

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I love how the general consensus in Scum Villain ABO fics is that whatever Shen Jiu's secondary gender was, he was lying about it.

Omega? Obviously he's going to cover that up. Potential weakness! Probably related to past traumatic experiences! No one can know! He's going to pretend to be either a Beta or an Alpha instead.

Alpha? Hates it and everyone else and has no interest in playing the type. Hides it less because of how other people might respond and more because he's having some kind of complicated dysphoria about it.

Beta? I've never see it but I bet he'd disguise that as well. He's totally an Alpha, don't ask questions, fuck off and don't violate the mile-wide personal space bubble.

Whatever Shen Jiu is, we all know he'd be wildly uncomfortable with it.

#he's actually more comfortable in some ways with being misunderstood #even if it's in unflattering or outright criminal ways #because at least if he's being misunderstood then he's not truly being perceived #some really good #sqq #thoughts in the tags here #svsss

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The only logical option left.

#svsss

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im like 5 years old ok

#MY LOVES #rosemary #rose lalonde is living my dream #homestuck

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quarters are insane. 4 of them is one real money? what the hell

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#venture bros #God fucking damn it this show

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I love my job because it is deeply unserious just like me. Go mulch a curb on your lawnmower, piddle around with a string trimmer, pick up trash etc etc etc. Great way to spend the summer cant complain at all

#I mean Actually. I can complain. About cleaning the bathrooms. And about 4th of july shifts. #also about poor management and misogyny #but you know pothing is nerfect this mess is a place #its gonna be a good summer. lets all hold hands and believe it

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no but actually if i see anyone say “omg haha Kendrick and Drake writing poetry for each other they should just kiss already” re: Kendrick using his platform to call out Drake for his history of antiblackness, s*x crimes (particularly against children), abuse, and misogyny (particularly against black women) im going to lose it like. yall can’t take ANY part of black culture seriously and it shows, it REALLY shows

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Yknow a lot can be said about executive dysfunction and the ways it makes it harder to operate in the world, but at least i know im never gonna be working myself to death

#Im just such a chill guy its like in my bones bro. just being chill. chilling out

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testosterone tuesday

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he's very brutal