smartphonehour

[smartphonehour]

HELLO! i am opening up commissions! my partner and i are moving in january and there have been some unforeseen vet costs that just popped up over the weekend that my family is struggling to pay for. any help would be greatly appreciated! if you cannot afford to pay for a commission, sharing around this post would be very appreciated as well !! if you're not really interested in getting a commission from me, consider checking out my partner's commission post as well (sharing it around too would help us out a ton!)

More info on my commissions below the cut:

I only accept payment through paypal invoice or venmo!

I WILL DO:

ocs

fan characters and art

furry / anthro / animals

nudity

suggestive (MUST be 18+)

not s.fw (MUST be 18+)

concept art / character/monster design / outfit design

complicated designs (prices may increase)

g.ore

I WON'T DO:

f.etish/k.ink out of my comfort zone

mecha

bigotry/hate speech

prosh1.p

more examples available at request! prices are not negotiable.

if you are interested and/or have any questions, dm me here or on my main @desert-lurker! :-) you can also send questions through asks here so it's readily available info if you would like.

i reserve the right to refuse service

link to my Ko-Fi !

#hi !!! literally dk if anyone who follows here is still active but my partner and i cld use some help!! #if u or anyone u know is in the market for some art it wld be very very much appreciated . tysm for takin the time to peruse at all<3 #much love . peace on earth

[smartphonehour]

ooookay!!! time to give this another go

Hi!! im Saturn, aka Julian, aka your local gnc trans guy, and the holiday season just ended, which means my income is going to be quite scarce until summer. i work just one retail job right now, and am trying to save up to move out of my parents house (mostly to escape my emotionally manipulative mother who constantly misgenders me)

i have very few hard limits on what i’ll draw for commissions!

DO

-fanart!

-OCs!

-furries!

-some types of gore!

-not safe for work! (must be 18+, and preferably on twitter or through email (you know tumblr))

DONT

-mecha (im just bad at it)

-heavy gore

-abuse/incest/rape/etc you know the drill with this one

some commissions may cost more than stated here (complicated character, adding 1 or more other characters, wanting a background, etc). if you have any questions, feel free to dm me here or on twitter, or email me at [email protected] ! if you want more examples of my art, here is a link to my art tag!

(right reserved to refuse any request for any reason)

[smartphonehour]

twas about time for a new commission post :o]

i will do: 

ocs

furry, anthro, etc

fan characters and art

gore

suggestive/nudity (must be 18+)

i won’t do: 

mecha

explicit nsfw (including kink) 

complicated backgrounds

prices may be negotiable depending on amount of characters + complexity! 

if you’re interested or have any questions, you can dm me or email me @ [email protected] (must have paypal) 

thank you!! 

#new comm post lads #:o) <3

[smartphonehour]

hey just a heads up i’m as bootleg friendly as the next gal but don’t upload any clips from black friday, starkid is gonna upload it for free eventually and if we leak the digital ticket they’re gonna stop providing digital tickets at all. just be patient, save your gifsets and funny moment compilations for after the show is officially released

[smartphonehour]

Emma, I’m sorry. You lost. 🙃

#WHOA #TGWDLM

[smartphonehour]

George Salazar, Mj Rodriguez, Amber Riley to Star in Pasadena Little Shop of Horrors

#BRO WHAT #THIS RULES

[smartphonehour]

#elin @pixelbadger is still maybe the funniest person to exist #the clown part bit is from a really really awful creepypasta we listened to and i dont know if that makes it funnier or not . but #tgwdlm #shut up hannah #the guy who didnt like musicals

[smartphonehour]

Emergency commissions!

Remaking this post as I have changed my URL due to it not representing the blog anymore, not realising it would not link my post back to this blog, so i am remaking it.

For those who don’t know, me and my boyfriend are having an extremely hard time finding work and have been for a while, and we are finding it really hard to get any food or basic necessities as we have no income. I struggle with an array of health problems both mental and physical, and my boyfriend struggles with mental health problems and dyslexia. We have been turned down by almost every work establishment around us, and without any income we can’t get to places further out from where we are staying to find work there either.

Along with that we aren’t officially living in the place we are staying as if we put down on paper we are living here with my boyfriend’s parents, it will raise the price of the accomodation and his parents won’t be able to even give us this anymore, so we will be back on the streets. This is one of the reasons we can’t get benefits to help support us.

We have to find food, living necessities and we have to help pay towards bills, but without any income coming in due to multiple problems, we are having to go without food for long periods of time, getting usually a meal a day at best.

I am currently doing commissions to try and help with costs until we can both find work. If anyone can commission or donate to us we would be eternally grateful!

PRICES:

Sketches⭐

Headshot: £2

Half body:£3

Fullbody: £4

Lineart⭐

Headshot: £5

Half body:£6

Fullbody:£7

Full piece ⭐

Headshot:£8

Half body:£9

Fullbody:£10

Coloured full piece ⭐

headshot: £11

Half body:£12

Full body:£13

Custom oc ✨ :£10

My email for my PayPal (feel free to send messages through email as well!)

PayPal: [email protected]

Anything that can be given is massively appreciated, we really appreciate any and all support we get and it helps make our lives so much better. Thank you so so much everyone!

#boost

[smartphonehour]

im team nightmare!

ay send me yalls art fight users

#send em to memewife #i do do friendly fire but im gonna go for the ones i want to sskskks #shut up hannah

[smartphonehour]

preppin for art fight again! here’s willie! my clown

#sry to be ocs on main but i love my clown #shut up hannah

[smartphonehour]

The Lightning Thief Musical Twitter account just posted their Pride poster and OH MY GOD IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND INCLUSIVE!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

#oh dawg the lightning thief musical HAS been a thing #(its good) #tlt

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we’re already extremely blessed that starkid puts the entirety of their productions on youtube for free, but they gotta earn money somehow, hence the bts/bonus features being available via purchase. so to have this paid content be taken and uploaded publicly is v ://///

[smartphonehour]

#its the playlist making mood. unfortunately #music #shut up hannah

[smartphonehour]

Justin McElroy talking about accessibility in live theatre (June 9, 2019)

[smartphonehour]

does ajr know that neotheater’s album cover looks like, alvin and the chipmunks,

#NOT TO ROAST THEM . BUT #at first glance. #shut up hannah #music #neotheater is good so far tho im enjoying it #the click was one of my favorite albums a few years ago so it feels nostalgiac a #as it does fresh n funky yeehaw #ajr

[smartphonehour]

Hey! I've been admiring your art for a while now, but I don't know what "tgwdlm" is- from what I can tell, it's a musical, but I don't know what the actual title is. Would you mind filling me in?

the guy who didn’t like musicals! it’s on youtube here :^) 

#ask #musicallyenhanceddemiwizards

[smartphonehour]

apotheosis

#im gonna. bump this here bcos i still rly like it #its from the magnus archives ;^) #my art #eye horror #eye strain