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In my opinion, the BEST Tsukki and Hinata interaction to date.

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some heroes don't even have masks on and they don't get recognized in casual clothes????

In superhero comics, heroes bleed all the time but no one has ran a dna test to find their true identity.

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Heneral Luna sorted into Hogwarts Houses

Since I’m bored here’s the HL x HP thinga-ma-jig nobody asked for

DISCLAIMER: I commit historical inaccuracies more often than the average person. I’m pretty new to the HL fandom, please correct me if I’m wrong. Pls don’t hurt me (forgive me mga ninuno for I have sinned) Also, I’ll probably make a gif set out of this ooooooooh.

Antonio Luna - Gryffindor

Tbh I don’t think this even needs an explanation

Emilio Aguinaldo - Slytherin

His preservation of power over his best general. That’s it.

Eduardo Rusca - Gryffindor

Literally reminds of Ron Weasley without the freckles and ginger hair, always eating and saying punYETA rather than BlooDieh hEll

Francisco Roman - Hufflepuff

Could’ve been in Gryffindor, but I couldn’t resist because mOM FRIEND + unpopular opinion: he looks good in yellow

Apolinario Mabini - Ravenclaw

Again, this doesn’t need an explanation

Joven Hernando - Hufflepuff

Ensaymada is yellow and Hufflepuff is yellow and Joven is ensaymada

Isabel - Slytherin

“Giyera ang asawa mo, ako ang kabit” pretty much sums it up for me

Felipe Buencamino - Slytherin

Not holding this against the Slytherins, I’m one myself, but he reminds of Lucius. Actually though, most of the antagonists remind me of how Slytherin would rather not involve themselves in a war, though for entirely different reasons. Americans being the Death Eaters and all that.

Tomas Mascardo - Gryffindor

He had his loyalty misplaced, and that was arrogance instead of bravery koya, u got out of it because of sheer dumb luck.

Andres Bonifacio - Gryffindor

“Magtagalog ka hij– ay joke wrong quote LMAO but fr if ur Ph he’d for u head first

Gregorio Del Pilar - Slytherin

Draco Malfoy Ph aka everybody thirsts for him.

Marcelo Del Pilar - Ravenclaw

I’m sorting all the writers into Ravenclaw what even. Well maybe except for:

Jose Rizal - Slytherin

Dramatic Pepe LMAO, he’s pretty cunning to me.

Bernal Brothers - Gryffindor

thEY DIDN’T DESERVE TO DIE THAT WAy. Anyway they belong in this house for me.

These are all I could come up with! If you guys wanna add more feel free to do it! I’m sorry if I made any errors.

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henantonioluna’s first follow forever!

Mabuhay! Salamat sa pagsupporta at sa pagfollow ng blog ko! Naka 1.2k followers na aaayyy ang bilis ng paglago nitong blog na to. Magpasalamat tayo sa mga awesome blogs na to.

Legend: bold: serious blog, italicized: art blog. And the rest are sinful blogs, heed my warning user. Becareful who you follow.

A - C

@1872ph | @9ri | @agaynaldo | @antonio-luna | @askaphroulette | @atomicpress |@baepilar | @bagyong-goyong | @binibining-heneral | @bonifacios | @boyheneral | @bukkun-moonsin | @chinupacoroman | @colonelpaco | @correosfilipinas | @crejapasta | @culturalcenterphils | 

D - F

@dakilanglumpia | @dettsu | @durch-artist | @eduardorusca | @emilioaguinaldo | @ensaymadagirl | @ensaymadaislayp | @ereheatexcommunicado | @eyderhumans |

G - I

@gregoriodelpilar | @henerallunaconfessions | @heneraluna | @horny-me-tangere | @ideklester | @incorrecthenerallunaquotes | @indiohistorian | @ipakomokoroman |

J - L

@joventilador | @kapitanrusca | @kasaysayanfilipinas |

M - O

@mabinaldose | @mabinibini | @mabiniitswd | @mabinisghost | @magdiwang | @malacanan | @milkpastille | @miongpole | @naradaughter | @oreoandme | 

P - R

@paperrocketeer | @plaridels | @potatomatopoop | @republica-tagala | @ruscaryosep

S - U

@shuerrleshirley | @solitary-gem | @sugarshai | @taga-ilogs | @tanginae | @theflyingbluepanda | @theresse95 | @toniongbuwan | @trixenthenerdqueen | @useless-philippinesfacts

V - X

@wehatefilipinoracism

I follow the blogs for the history content cuz aaayy, why the fuck not?

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Mi Heneral is FINALLY on our 10 peso coin. TAKE THAT EL PRESIDENTE FLAT TOP. 😂😋😂😂

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when I was 5 or 6 we had a father-daughter day at my school where you eat lunch together and play games and shit, but my dad didn’t wanna come so I went on my own. but my mum called my uncle real last minute and he immediately got off work and drove straight over to eat lunch w me so I wasn’t alone, and he even picked flowers from his garden to give to me and that’s when I realised that anyone can be a father but not everybody can be a dad

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You know it’s the Heneral Luna fandom when

First of all, they’re also called LUNAtics.

They call an ensaymada their son

You say/show anything Goyong/Gregorio del Pilar and you hear several ovaries explode from the distance.

Bayani (Hero) is called   B a e y a n i.

Nicknames for the following historical figures: Aguinaldo = Aguigago, Gregorio del Pilar = Gregorgeous del Pilar, Mabini = Mabaeni/Mabinibini, Paco Roman = @chinupacoroman

They relate someone’s hair to a coffee table

They have a lot of things to say about Aguinaldo’s hair.

They can recite the Artikulo Uno

They say ‘Punyeta’ with intense feelings

Screaming of “TRAYDOR”(TRAITOR) and “DUWAG”(COWARD)

How could I forget “Negosyo o Kalayaan. Bayan o Sarili?! PUMILI KA!” (Business or Freedom. Country or Yourself?! CHOOSE!)

States quotes like “Nasubukan mo na bang huliin ang hangin?” (Have you ever tried to catch the wind?) / “Ganito na ba talaga tadhana natin? Kalaban ang kalaban, kalaban ang kakampi”(Is this really our fate? An enemy is an enemy, an enemy is a friend) — And many more (you’ll know it’s a quote from the movie when they get that really dramatic tone in their voice)

There is a certain aura/atmosphere of hatred when someone holds/see/hear of the 5 peso Philippine coin.

There is also some kind of fangirling and praying to the heaven for forgiveness if the 10 and 5 pesos of the Philippine coins are added together.

They stare at a ketchup bottle.

Bringing unoccupied coffins to sass someone out seems to be a good idea.

There is also the line “I am quite sequestering this train”

You don’t English them in their own country.

It really hurts them: Mabini’s resignation letter to Aguinaldo, Rusca as the lone survivor of the Luna assassination, Joven Hernando in general– Buencamino and Aguinaldo being a bunch of liars.

Ensaymada is the food of their life or something.

ODK(Oh Diyos Ko) is the OMG(Oh My God) and Ensaymada is their Cinnamon roll.

They really pray a lot.

Because they really sin a lot.

But none confessed though so far, I believe

[[  lol guys add more if you want its late night shitposting for me rn idek what im doing  ]]

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Me, a terrible person: wtf?? Wtf I’m a good person I dont deserve this??

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Since once in a blue moon I actually discover a decent rule for adulting, and since I know I have followers a few years younger than me who are just entering the workforce, I want to tell you about a very important phrase. 

“I won’t be available.”

Imagine you’re at work and your boss asks you to come in on Saturday. Saturday is usually your day off–coming in Saturdays is not an obligation to keep your job. Maybe you were going to watch a movie with a friend, or maybe you were just going to lie in bed and eat ice cream for eight hours, but either way you really, really don’t want to give up your day off.

If you consider yourself a millennial you’ve probably been raised to believe you need to justify not being constantly at work. And if you’re a gen-Z kid you’re likely getting the same toxic messages that we did. So in a situation like that, you might be inclined to do one of three things:

Tell your boss you’d rather not give up your day off. Cave when they pressure you to come in anyway, since you’re not doing anything important.

Tell your boss you’d rather not give up your day off. Over-apologize and worry that you looked bad/unprofessional.

Lie and say you’ve got a doctor’s appointment or some other activity that feels like an adequate justification for not working.

The fact is, it doesn’t matter to your boss whether you’re having open heart surgery or watching anime in your underwear on Saturday. The only thing that affects them is the fact that you won’t be at work. So telling them why you won’t be at work only gives them reason to try and pressure you to come in anyway.

If you say “I won’t be available,” giving no further information, you’d be surprised how often that’s enough. Be polite and sympathetic in your tone, maybe even say “sorry, but I won’t be available.” But don’t make an excuse. If your boss is a professional individual, they’ll accept that as a ‘no’ and try to find someone else. 

But bosses aren’t always professional. Sometimes they’re whiny little tyrants. So, what if they pressure you further? The answer is–politely and sympathetically give them no further information.

“Are you sure you’re not available?” “Sorry, but yes.”

“Why won’t you be available?” “I have a prior commitment.” (Which you do, even if it’s only to yourself.)

“What’s your prior commitment?” “Sorry, but that’s kind of personal.”

“Can you reschedule it?” “I’m afraid not. Maybe someone else can come in?”

If you don’t give them anything to work with, they can’t pressure you into going beyond your obligations as an employee. And when they realize that, they’ll also realize they have to find someone else to come in and move on.

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luna: surrender peacefully

mascardo: i’d rather lie in a COFFIN

luna: *brings in an actual coffin*

mascardo:

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When you wanna contribute a fanfic of your Otp but then your like

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Girls don’t want boys. Girls want their otps to be canon

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯  [redbubble]

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I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

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‪Maraming salamat sa lahat ng dumalo at sumuporta sa #LunatiCon2017! Pumanig sa prinsipyo at hindi sa idolo, mga lodi!!! 😍🇵🇭✨#Lunaticon2017 ‬ (Source: http://ift.tt/2hlDYqS)

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was there a time in your life where you scroll down to your likes dash and then piss yourself off for all the puns you put there and then you question who you really and and why am i like this.

#text posts #showery contemplation #just shower thoughts #realization #insert xfiles theme song here #shit post #puns #tumblr #memes

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yoonjin getting scared by their camera operator