ATTENTION NEW TUMBLR USERS: This website is different from twitter and there are actually four (4) things that every blog needs. Go to the woods and fetch the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as gold
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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
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Knowledge is empowering
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Heartwarming! The worst people you know from high school all just committed to the local college you attend.
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"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth â he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked â he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply â" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious
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getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification
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âCringe culture is deadâ isnât just about letting 15 year olds cosplay MHA (but is also an issue). Itâs about letting 50 year olds dance at clubs even if theyâre âbad at itâ, itâs about letting 10 year oldâs wear random bits of clothes to make an outfit thatâs âweirdâ, itâs about letting adult men experiment with artsy makeup looks even when theyâre âmessyâ, itâs about letting teens scream music even if they âsound badâ.
âCringe culture is deadâ means letting people learn new hobbies at any age, experiment with their identity at any time, expressing themselves in ways outside the norm just as much as it means let 20 year olds play roblox.Â
Cringe culture is just social norms being forced on people rebelling against societies value consensus, itâs keeping people in brackets that are easier to market to.Â
Let cringe culture be dead in every aspect of life outside online spaces.
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the stuff going on at columbia campus rn is genuinely incredible
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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here
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âI donât care about dumb weed jokes,â I said naively, before I saw this
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In Japanese, they donât say âmoon,â they say âtsuki,â which literally translates to âmoon,â and I think thatâs how language works.
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what studying literature feels like
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from the anthony new mexico library
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little girls who go around after it rains and pick up the worms off the sidewalk and throw them back in the dirt are the cornerstone of our society and we should all strive to have that level of compassion for each other and for the natural world
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jerking off to the psycho soundtrack
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