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GUIDO MISTA FANFIC

by sophie and phoenix (Owner of account is phonix btw)

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chat. this is satire🍆😆😍

super DUPA sad. don’t read if you're depressed!!!!

You were assigned on a mission with Mista. Not just because you guys were a couple but because both of you genuinely worked great together. You were walking with Mista to find the stand user.”honey bumkins… you shyly said “yeah boo boo bear?” Mista said with a growl, Grrr!! “I-I-I-I-I-I-..... want to know how it feels to ride an F150 in the future…” I say flustered with puppy eyes. “Also I'm scared of the super big mega ultra mythical rare fight with the supa dupa bad guy!!!!!” “zont worry my wittle kitten whiskers i will protect you no matter what!!!” mista said with a growl and whispers in my ear “we will win this fight…… with the power of love and friendship! Anything is possible…. I’ll also let you know how to ride the f150!” he smiles with a smile sweeter than jolly ranchers, Yummy! suddenly a stand user appears!!!! and guess who it is???? STEVEN PATRICK MORRISSEY AKA MORRISSEY!!!! AND HIS POWERFUL STAND CALLED “DRAKES DICK” (i was going to do a The smiths song but SOPHIE started to diss The Smiths). “WATCH OUT Y/N! OR ELSE A DOUBLE DECKER BUS WILL CRASH US” he gasps and jumps! YEOOWCH!!! SUDDENLY HE USES DRAKES DICK AND SWINGS IT AROUND MISTAS NECK CHOKING HIM!!!!! WOWZERS!!! You gasp and wings and wolf ears started to grow out of you. you grab a mic and look at Morrissey “Steven… this isn’t you.. stop harming him… or else you’ll get it lil bro” your eyes start to turn red. But before I could do anything I heard a fart away voice “boys……. don't…. cry….” the voice sounds closer “he's right behind me isn't he…” I look behind me and OMG. BOBERT SMITH FROM THE CURE (we love the cure chat) “morrussy this isn't you!!!” Bobart said “i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i know you can be kind.. and n-nice.. pls dont do this!!!” “Take my hand, '' Borbart says while reaching out his hand. Morrussy takes it and they fly away together on a double decker bus being in love on a friday while singing a loveson (but then chewsday came so they didn’t care anymore because Friday they are in love) . you were amazed but then you remember your sweaty hot alpha bae boo boo bear boyfriend.. MISTA!!!!! you ran over to him “BAE, BABY, SNOOKUMS, TEDDY BEAR, LITTLE PEBBlE, MY PUPPY, MY BEAUTIFUL SUNSHINE NUGGET !!!”you said with tears in your eyes. m-m-my omega.. mista said while coughing up blood. no!!! pls don't leave!!! YOU SAID. “y-you still didn't teach me how to ride a F150!!!!!” Mista coughs blood again and smiles “p-p-p-p-puppy….. I was... going to propose to you today actually…” I start to tear up more! he takes out a small box from his pocket and gives it to me “let ... let me make you the happiest person in the next life y/n…..” he says with tears bigger than tsunami waves filled with musty salt and seaweed. I nod forcing a jolly smile on my face. He kisses me with tongue and everything. he pulls away gently. but then. Atticus gives you backshots, The end. ANYWAYS GUYS. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL AND SEE YA NEXT TIME!!!! like and suscribe or you will turn into the red imposter!!!!

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Francis (milk man) x reader or something ig

Guys this is a joke😔😔😔😜😜😜

⚠️WARNING SUPER SAD DONT READ IF UR SAD⚠️

Angst to smut😭😭😔😔😔🕊️🧍‍♂️🕊️🕊️🕊️

“What do you mean you’re leaving?” I protest to him grabbing his hand. The moon was illuminating the train station while me and Francis were facing each other in front of the train that was getting ready to leave. My blue orbs meet with his brown eyes as he looks at me with guilt. “I’m sorry my love, when I get home I promise I will stay with you forever, I really love you” he lifts the hand that I’m holding and kisses my wrist. My grip loosened up and he walked in the train “I promise to meet you again. Please wait for me” he waves goodbye from the window of the train. I wave goodbye with tears in my eyes and watch him leave.

TIME SKIP 69 years later

Music is playing from the radio. Specifically weezer as I bake chocolate chip cookies to cleanse my mind. As I put them in the oven waiting for my husband to come home. I’m super ecstatic at the thought of seeing him again. I decided to turn on the tv to pass the time. As I flip through the channels my eye catches the news channel. “Today we reported that a train heading to our city exploded. We don’t have any reports on the survivors. We will update you later this evening.” Wait. I thought to myself. “My husband is on that” I leaped up in the air and immediately called his cellphone. But before anyone could pick up I heard a knock on the door. The doorman doesnt let doppelgängers inside the building. I rushed to open the door and before I could say a word Francis wrapped his arms around my waist and kissed me passionately and desperately. “I…I missed you…” he whispered between kisses.

⚠️SMUT PART.. RN!!😝😝😜😜😜🐷🐷😡🥰🇺🇸😈🕊️🦅👉⚠️

He gently leads me more into our apartment as he closes and locks the door. His kisses stop and start again but this time on my jawline down to my neck “Francis… shouldn’t we continue this in our bedroom?” He stops and looks at me with his sleepy eyes. Suddenly I feel his hand on my back and carries me to our bedroom bridal style. “I missed you so much sugar pie..” he says “I’m sorry for leaving you back then…. But I came back for you” he opens the bedroom door with his back and gently lays me on the bed. He starts to unbutton my shirt as he kisses my neck “please… let me do all the work” his tone had a slight whine. Then he pins me down and starts kissing my collarbone as his fingers trace down to my bra and then he unhooks it. I haven’t felt like this for so long but I feel eager, Francis notices and starts to take his own shirt too. Quickly he takes off your jeans out of desperation to see you. He starts to leave hickeys on my chest and neck as he massages one of my breasts. “Just relax sugar… that’s how it feels to ride an f150…” he whispers into my ear and kisses my forehead. He goes down towards my thighs and kisses them as he stares at me with a lustful and hungry expression. “Please sugar plum let me taste you…” he begs as he takes off my panties slowly. Again starting to kiss my thighs and gently biting them. Which makes me let out small moans. He trails kisses down towards my core. He swipes his tongue passionately through it which makes me whimper a bit. “You taste so good… please let me eat you more… you can take it right?” I couldn’t even say a complete sentence before he started to completely eat me out. It was too good. Yippie! “So pretty… just for me” he whispers while munching. He then starts to move his tongue quicker, yeowch! “Please… cum already… I want it NEOOOWWW” Suddenly I SQUIRTED all over his face!!! “Now darling.. tell me. Put a finger if you can squirt!” *puts a finger down* “good grill~” he trails kisses towards my chest now “i-i need to be in you.. He whimpers out. “Please” I nod in agreement. He gets up and quickly unbuckles his belt and yanks off his jeans. I can see through his bulging boxers that he’s ready to RUMBLE. He takes off his boxers and HOLY CRAP HIS DINGALING CHICKEN DRUMSTICK SPRINGS UP IN EXCITEMENT AND IT'S BIGGER THAN DRAKES!!! “Donald trump… if you can hear us, please save us..” I start to pray quietly. I open my legs like a turkey in a thanksgiving meal. He lines up with me and SLOWLY shoves it in, ouchies!!! He whimpers as he goes BALLS DEEP EVERYONE, CHEEKS CLAPPING!! He starts to thrust slowly making sure it doesn’t hurt yayyy! So I start to beg “Francis please go faster… I need to know how it’s like to ride an f150” then I flip him over so I’m the alpha male, Rawr!! Then I start to ride him going up and down so I know how to ride a ford F150. Yippie! His slender hands grab my hips and POUNDS me deep into his bawls, my back arches as he starts to guide me “good grill~ you’re so good at satisfying me…….AHHGGGGHGGG FASTER BUDDY BOY AHHHHHHHHHG~~~ MGHHHHHH” muffled screams fortunately weren’t heard through the apartments soundproof room. “I’m about to COMBUST” same!!! Then we both bust a nut!!! Yippie the end!!!……. OK GUYS GO LIKE AND SUSCRIBE TO THE AWESOME CHANNEL. POG CHAMP🗣️🔥🔥🔥

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