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how the fuck do yall relax in the presence of another human……how 2 stop performing 

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Toph: “Fine, follow me, twinkle toes!”

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House of Gasoline - twenty one pilots vs halsey mashup

#posting after several years because how does this not have more notes

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you all only hate me because you do not like me and i am mean to you. grow up

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#more fashionable than me for sure

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i have never related to someone more

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🎶 yoko-san and antoni’s date 🎶

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#i have this boi

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#oh you thought i was fucking dead? think again my spambot followers

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Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

#omg #me

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This just in: local woman claims they are a writer, but spends an awfully long time watching TV, making mood boards for stories, daydreaming about other things to write, and watching TV while staring at a blank word document. 

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“And I would never undo a single day I had with you…”

Thank you my beloved @scarletismine for all the captions ❤❤

#daredevil #:)

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i rewatched the incredibles and like

dash kills like four or five people during that jungle chase scene

and nobody ever talks about it

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church of satan throwing shade

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Somebody: why don’t you watch this show, there are several seasons and it’s quite popular and-

Me: nah, I prefer unpopular shows which need voting for renewal every year, with cliffhanger ending, unknowing if there’s even gonna be another season and destruction of my mental stability