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A bare throat stretched out towards the stars, her hands like white rabbits nestled in her skirts. The itch in her arms to start burrowing. My nails, claws flinching closer, closer— bare teeth like a knife edge, blood-hunger swarming up my throat. Tableaus splayed out in castles, in the forest suburbs where the poorest creatures go to live. The girl at the centre of it all, gold hair shining. Me in the shadows, dark eyes gleaming. Some monsters have a tragic backstory. The ones like me were just born to swallow the light whole.

The Fairytale Villain, Elisabeth Hewer 

[Look out for my first collection of poetry being released with Platypus Press in October!]

(via elisabethhewer)

#isms #musings

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that’s it that’s the show

#musings

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[real talk, the funniest thing in the world to me is that for someone who is literally mentioned like 100 times, Snyder says like a sentence or two in the first act, gives a fucking monologue on Jack's life story, and then never speaks again. For someone with a huge presence in the story, he never fucking says anything]

#newsies commentary #ooc

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Newsies Villains Moodboard: 1/? — Warden Snyder

That one there, Jack Kelly… his is not a pleasant story.

He was first sentenced to my refuge for loitering and vagrancy, but his total disregard for authority has made him a frequent visitor. After his release, I caught him myself, red handed– trafficking stolen food and clothing.

He was last sentenced to six months, but the willful ruffian escaped.

#[reblogging from my other blog] #[bc let's be honest the villains need more appreciation{

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"Of course not, I'm sure the little street rat has a better idea of her birth records than the place they were filed." Snyder replied, all but rolling his eyes at her attempt at insolence. In a way, he was almost disappointed at how easy she was making it. "Don't worry, everyone will see the moment you start to break down. You won't even have to say a word, all the kids you've excited with false promises will know, and their broken hopes will be your fault. Just a price of being a legendary hero, I guess."

@tobeadreamer

“I know you think you do, since you’re grown, but lemme tell you, Spider, grown ups ain’t ever done nothing for me, or any of the kids in here.” She wore cockiness easily- naturally, almost- and it barely faltered when Snyder called her by her father’s surname. “That ain’t my last name, and we both know it.”

“According to your record, it is your last name— unless you know something the New York City court house doesn’t.” Snyder drawled, rolling his eyes. He would never understand where the children got their silly nicknames, or why they cling to them so fiercely. “Call me spider all you’d like, it won’t change the fact that you are a little girl trying to act all tough so people start listening to you. What will happen when that bravado wears thin?”

#tobeadreamer

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Says the whorish daughter of a convicted felon. Forgive me for not weeping at the fact that you don't like me— I'm sure the tears will come about the same time your father gets out of prison, if he ever does.

Fml Kloppman Snyder Pulitzer

Fuck: Pulitzer (One time deal, plus, I can steal as much cash as possible on the way out) 

Marry: Kloppmann (He’s a good, hardworking sort, and kind of a sweetheart anyway. A bit old, but that’s just the name of the game today…)

Kill: Snyder (Because fuck you.)

#SNYDER I KNOW YOU KNOW HER FAMILY HISTORY #BUT FUCKIN CHILL #lipstickandshotguns #she can blame Jack for getting caught and letting him learn all of that

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#everyone @snyder

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[hes still not sure what to do with that… it's been like a month and he just stares at it and blinks]

[ @toughlittleguy congrats, you literally confused Snyder into silence]

#congrats crutchie #ya broke him #ooc

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Oakland Tribune, California, February 17, 1924

#according to him both work well when put together #… I don't think he really got it #musings

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[FUCK WRONG BLOG]

#tbd #LITERALLY CAOILAINNS BLOG IS ON A SEPARATE ACCOUNT #IM TIRED SORRY

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… Do you even know what tact and grace are???

Fml Kloppman Snyder Pulitzer

Fuck: Pulitzer (One time deal, plus, I can steal as much cash as possible on the way out) 

Marry: Kloppmann (He’s a good, hardworking sort, and kind of a sweetheart anyway. A bit old, but that’s just the name of the game today…)

Kill: Snyder (Because fuck you.)

#is this a family thing #I believe it is #lipstickandshotguns #((Snyder why are you fighting with everyone))

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*breathes a sigh of relief*

Fml Kloppman Snyder Pulitzer

Fuck: Pulitzer (One time deal, plus, I can steal as much cash as possible on the way out) 

Marry: Kloppmann (He’s a good, hardworking sort, and kind of a sweetheart anyway. A bit old, but that’s just the name of the game today…)

Kill: Snyder (Because fuck you.)

#Snyder no

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[Maggie Thatcher and Warden Snyder both have the same amount of syllables and ending sounds, so you can technically replace the name in “Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher” from Billy Elliot.]

#the things you find out while waiting for 13rw #newsies

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In the words of Ben Fankhauser, "I HAVE A BRITNEY MIC"

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good new reaction image brought to you by sunny baudelaire

#me @ Snyder #ooc #but he won't whip us [crack]

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[ @toughlittleguy congrats, you literally confused Snyder into silence]

#I'm crying he doesn't even know what to say #good job

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@tobeadreamer

“I know you think you do, since you’re grown, but lemme tell you, Spider, grown ups ain’t ever done nothing for me, or any of the kids in here.” She wore cockiness easily- naturally, almost- and it barely faltered when Snyder called her by her father’s surname. “That ain’t my last name, and we both know it.”

"According to your record, it is your last name— unless you know something the New York City court house doesn't." Snyder drawled, rolling his eyes. He would never understand where the children got their silly nicknames, or why they cling to them so fiercely. "Call me spider all you'd like, it won't change the fact that you are a little girl trying to act all tough so people start listening to you. What will happen when that bravado wears thin?"

#tobeadreamer