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No wonder his music is so boring

@sparklingwater-defensesquad fite me!

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@sparklingwaterhateblog I feel like you’re not a worthy opponent, you’re not even a real sparkling water hate blog. You’re just a poorly disguised Harry Styles fan blog. Come back when you’re ready to commit to your cause.

@sparklingwater-defensesquad fite me!

#i wont delete my blog #i am the sole person keeping lucky brand club soda in business #hope you understand #defendthesparkle

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Ser Gregor “The Mountain” Clegane sells sparkling water. Seriously brilliant and funny.

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Absolutely WRONG is what we Sparkling Water Defense Squad members think.

#defendthesparkle #sparkleingwater #sparklingwater #bubblingwater #water

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And this is a Sparkling Water Defense blog. #defendthesparkle

this is a sparkling water hate blog!

#defendthesparkle

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Sparkling water is not angry, you are- because you can’t comprehend how wonderful it is. Don’t worry, someday you might understand.

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

#defendthesparkle

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Your friendly neighborhood Sparkling Water Defense Squad here! It is actually a false fact that sparkling water will kill you, though- it might feel that way if you can't handle the complex and amazing things about it. #killedbythesparkle

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

#defendthesparkle #sparklingwater #pellegrino #killedbythesparkle

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#defendthesparkle #sparklingwater #crystalgeyser

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The truth about sparkling water being amazing? Yes, we members of the sparkling water defense squad agree.

#defendthesparkle #sparklingwater #water #innocent #beautiful #bubblingwater #bubbles #Pellegrino

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Hello, your friendly neighborhood Sparkling Water Defense Squad™ here and we can’t help but notice some unfair assumptions about our cause ( Sparkling Water) going around. What has Sparkling Water ever done to you?

instead of arguing whether pineapples should be on pizzas or not, we should all stand united in order to combat the real evil which is sparkling water

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#defendthesparkle #sparklingwater #aestethic #sparklingwaterdefencesquad

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Hello there! It's your friendly neighborhood sparkling water defense squad here! We'd like to point out that sparkling water isn't a shittier version of water, it's just different. (Leave sparkles alone, he didn't do anything wrong)

hey, wanna follow me on Twitter

sometimes I tweet about stuff that tastes nasty

also very important pictures of effie

if you’re interested, you can follow me here

#defendthesparkle

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Some people have sparkling apple cider on New Years Eve, we here in the sparkling water defense squad like Pellegrino.

#defendthesparkle #happy new year #sparklingwater #pellegrino

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#defendthesparkle #sparklingwater #sodawater #voss

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#defendthesparkle #sparklingwater #bubblingwater #sodawater

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#sparklingwater #defendthesparkle #pellegrino #sodawater #bubblingwater