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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

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who's committing arson with me because I'm burning this colonizer ass bitch. DIE

#i volunteer ma'am

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#yes

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the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

#that's the cutest thing ever

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Reblog if you are okay with people giving you lots of boops!

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First post!

Hey.

Maybe this blog is completely unnecessary, but anyway, here we are.

#faaayyyyyyy helllooooo!!

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Yeah, he did absolutely nothing at all, except yk, stealing our country's assets and torturing our people. No big deal. Why do people hate him, i wonder? 🤔

Confession:

"What's up with all the unjustified Christian hate? He didn't do anything wrong at all"

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fuck every other personality test, reblog this with your sign and whether you were better at algebra or geometry

#cancer #and i was (still am?) pretty good at both! #yes i am a math nerd what about it

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does your name have a song named after it and do you like it? (like, suppose my name is jude. there's beatles' hey jude. it has to be in the song title to count)

no

yes and i like it

yes and i'm neutral about it

yes and i don't like it

yes, but i never heard it

*if you don't know, search it? or press no, idk.

*if you do but it's like, maybe your nickname or your deadname, it's up to you what option you'll pick :)

(if this is worded weirdly, feel free to rewrite, english is not my first language haha)

Note in ask :)

I think it's worded just fine Anon 😊

#ik of one tamil song literally named 'jessica' #and i LOATHE it #the song is like this dude asking this girl jessica to be his gf #I can't tell you the number of times my friends teased me over it 😭 #i sincerely hope no one ever decides to serenade me with this song or something 💀

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⚜️June Lily✨

#loml fr

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what's in a name?

(vlad x laia x leo | 183 words | silly fluff, dialogue-only | on ao3)

"Can you pass me the sugar, honeypie?"

"..."

"I mean, other than yourself, of course."

"Stop."

"Stop what, sweet cheeks?"

"You know what."

"Would you prefer pumpkin? Snuggle muffin? ...Sexy pants?"

"I will throw this knife at you."

"You'll do nothing of the sort, Vlad."

"But, Laia—"

"No knife throwing at the dinner table. We are not savages."

"It's a butter knife."

"Vlad is too much of a doll to hurt anyone. My baby wouldn't hurt a fly."

"Alright, you win. I regret asking why Laia got all the pet names. Happy now?"

"But you brought up a valid point, my cherry pie. We need to make up for all that lost time."

"I'd rather you didn't."

"My cuddle puddle. My cutie bat. My hunka-hunka burning love."

"I hate you."

"Aw... so I'm not your favorite sun anymore?"

"I swear—"

"Can we please just have a normal meal? You're spoiling my dinner."

"...Yes, Laia."

"...Yes, swallow."

"Good. Now, apologize."

"I was just—"

"Apologize, Leo Nolan."

"...I'm sorry, Vlad."

"Accepted, love."

"Hmpf."

"...Laia? Is everything alright?"

"...How come you don't give me a pet name?!"

#cuuuuuuteeeeee!!!!

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#ohmygoddd lmao #genius

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I hate how white people invented the we don’t owe each other anything mindset

#as someone who's been brought up in india #the fact that some people do not automatically offer guests food/drink immediately after they arrive #or offer to let them stay for lunch/dinner if they're still there at that time #is so baffling to me #even if we don't have anything much we still make sure to give the guest SOMETHING #it's kinda a very important thing here #we take our guests very seriously #pretty sure my parents would disown me if i did otherwise

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#money drowned laid #LAID??? WTF?? #im dying lmao help sgsgfsfcssccsv

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elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's

#adorable omg