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I think Star Trek should have grocery stores, delis and bodegas despite being able to replicate any food because a world where I can't pop down to the corner store for a bagel or a bag of candy or just to have somewhere to walk on a nice day is not a utopia

#so true #and also plausible bc like #the whole concept of quarks #ferengi 7/11 has GOT to go hard #Andorian Slushees #a whole aisle of different flavored tube grubs #you have to pay to get the bathroom key which is attached to an obnoxiously large Nagus figurine

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queer friend groups meeting up for brunch (but make it ds9)

fun fact i have a version of this where julian is butt (buck) naked because i thought itd be funny to adhere to the meme and only give him a hat and boots. sadly i realized i could not release that particular rendition on tumblr. boo.....

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what do you guys think of my garak playlist

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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

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another quark. i just like his attitude

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not a SINGLE day goes by where i don't think about that post with the photo of andrew's death grip on alex's waist. you know the one

(i have, regrettably, once again, lost the damn post. if anyone has any clue as to its whereabouts i would be much obliged if you could drop the link lol. but at the very least i had the presence of mind to download the photo so here yall go xDD:

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One of my friends suggested they go to Barbie’s dream house. Hope this is satisfactory.

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made some more

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It's a space station full of absolute incorrigible gossips!

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I see all these Garak art and I had to dip my toes in and I wanted to try Acrylic markers

#YO! #cool as shit

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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

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#not in a fight that's for sure #my bones are bendy on their own man #and all trans people are hot and sexy #so take that how you will ;)

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my mother sent me this today. so.

nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

#wanna be clear that twilight mpreg is not one of my interests #and yet

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#pls the way his arm swings even after he knows the take is unusable #lmao man is LIMP

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My favorite thing about Brent Spiner playing all the Soong men is the fact that these mfs must have the STRONGEST genes in the universe. Literally all of them since the 2100s have looked and sounded and debatably acted EXACTLY the same. It's so funny.

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#only know it from Knights Tale #but i do have the song memorized and me and my cousin will randomly sing it #i mean ok i know it's a country(????) in europe i think(?) like maybe close to switzerland maybe? #idk man #slap a 'dumb american' sticker on my forehead and call it a day

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#it only annoys me because it's hebrew #and people use it as fantasy language #and like #STOP RIGHT NOW #it's not enchanting table language it is hebrew #please #but yeah