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More random tropes that I fucking love: Becoming the mask you wore.

Like oh shit, this character who was sent to spy somewhere under a false identity suddenly realises they've started to genuinely become the person they claimed to be? Someone who's been telling the same lies about who they are for so long that they're actually forgetting that the story isn't true? Finding themselves genuinely doing the things they pretend to do in front of people, when they're alone and nobody's watching? Answering to a name that wasn't supposed to be theirs without thinking?

Ooohh-hoh-hoh, you lost track of yourself in pretending to be someone else? You were only supposed to impersonate somebody, a plausible background and a name you came up with on the spot, and now that the people you were supposed to infiltrate have become your true companions? You lost yourself in the game you played, and no you no longer know who you truly are, and where your true loyalties lie? And both sides would mark you a traitor if you came out with the truth. On a scale of one to ten, how bad did you fuck up.

Fuck that is a good trope. Never seen it done badly. Pour that shit on a table and I'll chop it into lines and snort it.

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cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

#i dont have a leg in this race but jovi is hilarious and i need to share her genius #like i didnt even know cake was a band #jovishark said: #what ISNT sexy about horns??????? have you HEARD SKA?????

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#yeah #fun fact i didnt read that book when i was supposed to in high school #in fact i didnt read any of the shit we were supposed to read freshman year #i sparksnotes my way to an a in that class #only thing i know about f451 is the main character is named monday and they burned books #mechanical hounds were involved. cars moved so fast that billboards had to be massive to be able to be read

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#damn #sounds about right though

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When I was a kid, I would lay on the floor and put my feet on the wall and sort of walk-slide myself forward; from that point of view I could pretend I was Spider-Man or a gecko or something like that. I can only assume that’s what he’s doing as well. 

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how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

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I think if you're not prepared for the answer, "I'm not working because I'm disabled," you shouldn't be asking people what they do for work. Sorry not sorry. It's not fair to ask the question and then get all flustered and weird when you get the answer.

#for important #storm of feathers said: #and step two is to be fucking normal about it #''oh youre soooo lucky-'' [COMICALLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE] #''but nothing LOOKS wrong with-'' [DEAFENING TRUCK HORNS] #''you should try-'' [HAMMER ATTACK]

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Flower goldfish

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#oh! its one of my favorites! alstroemeria!! #best art #always #for soft #for the sad times #for safe keeping #to come back to #for flowers #for fish

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goes hard

#hey thats that person who did the side effects of a prescription drug commercial #best art #best videos #for vine references #i dont know jack about star trek

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

#me with the oil can for refinishing my hair sticks #i found a way to take it off the metal part so i can open it easier

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Other tips for financially abused kids who want to leave:

Most banks will send you a credit card when you apply. You cannot opt out of it. See if you can get it sent somewhere that's not your home, or find a bank that allows you to opt out of getting one (try emailing them to check).

Also: here's a reddit article I found with banks that allow you to opt out of a credit card- (do your own research though-this information could be false or outdated) https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/deqlx6/how_to_open_a_bank_account_while_hiding_it_from/

(I hear Novo bank allows you to opt out of getting a card. And it's also a business bank. However, a good chunk of the reviews are bad).

Get an account at a bank your family doesn't use, and make sure they don't know about it. Otherwise they could get access to it.

Cashapp can be used as a bank (not recommended bc cashapp isn't as secure as a bank, but it is an option).

You can check how good a bank is by checking nerdwallet and reddit.

You'll need a business bank account-or an account that lets you do business-if you want to freelance (which includes things like transcription). There's an article on nerdwallet about the best business accounts, and another one about accounts you can open without an EIN.

Make sure your bank statements are emailed and not mailed.

There's a bank called Majority which allows people to get accounts without SSN. Most of the reviews I've seen are good, but I still recommend checking the reviews yourself.

Try to get a paypal if you're going to get an online job-a lot of them require a paypal to use their services.

If you don't have proof of address, look for an online-only bank.

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if it’s okay to ask id really like if you or any followers had any tips on getting a job and how not to panic when trying to find one

I’m graduating college in like a week and just can’t seem to figure out how to just get A Real Job and my parents say if I’m just going to be working at Walmart or something I should just go home - I don’t want to do this

Fuck what your parents say.

There's no such thing as a Fake Job.

You don't live to work, you work to live. A "good" job is whatever job lets you lead a happy life outside it. Apply everywhere that seems doable and if you don't hate it, stick around. I used to worry myself to shreds about this, trust me, it's way easier than you think it's going to be.

You can try and find out if your town has a ministry office or outreach building that has job listings available. Ask around at the library for help. Get a LinkedIn account. Apply on a bunch of job search websites. I've been full time employed for years and still get offers in my email.

Whatever job you get, be polite and timely and kind. The people you meet are your greatest resource. Everyone knows somebody looking for reliable help.

There Is Honour In Humble Work. Don't trust anyone who says otherwise

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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really like when someone follows *after* a long scroll of likes and reblogs. glad to know I got through your rigorous vetting process

#yeah

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Hey fellas, just a reminder that it costs zero dollars and zero cents to send me $30

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but i got this good picture of my cats before minecraft crashed

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