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[stoleyourgender]

listen to red valley listen to red valley listen to red valley

#yes #listen to red valley guys..... you won't regret it I promsie

[stoleyourgender]

shit deity....

[stoleyourgender]

Okay so I'm definitely looking too far into things here but... TMAGP soundtrack names?? "Phobias S1" (???) (is that SCREAMING?) "The Magnus Institute" (WHAT IS WITH THAT SPOOKY WHISPERING) having its own little tune... the footstep-sounding beats in "The O.I.A.R. / Bureaucracy" sounding an awful lot like the original TMA opening... Whatever "Alchemy & Enlightenment" means, it's giving Eye

Don't know where I'm going with this but I find it very neat, TMAGP brainrot is strong rn

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #has this been mentioned before? I feel like it's definitely been mentioned before #idk man

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favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)

#bryony halbech red valley podcast #unethical science women my beloved #she is so fascinating I want to study her under my microscope #but also I'm just really gay for her too #red valley podcast #bryony halbech

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Fun fact about me

I sometimes get quite happy when i see people actively returning to this blog, rebloging, n liking stuff. Time and time again

A certain stole your gender is one of those people i see returning here n there- i have no idea who they are but i consider them a friend despite never having talked to them- there are a few others but thats the only name i can remember rn

#OH HELLO THERE??? ME MENTION??? #did not expect anyone to actually notice my lurking but yes yes thats me here I am #you make very silly stuff!! I know I don't reblog/make comments often but yeah dude you're cool keep up the good work :3

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*intense flirting noises echo through the hallways*

(commission for @ashdances!!)

#womem...... #I love girls #I am. only a little gay rn I promise I swear (lie) #nastya rasputina #the mechanisms #the aurora

[stoleyourgender]

stole your bitch.

this one works great actually

replace one word of your url with bitch

[stoleyourgender]

Okay lets play a dumb game uh

The last piece of media you consumed is the universe where Jon and Martin end up post-MAG200. How screwed are they.

#rocky horror picture show #mmmmmm. idk man #tma #the magnus archives

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Sometimes (very offen) I think about that nice old couple in the end of S1.

Like imagine you're just living your quiet life with your beloved and then suddenly there's a gay man showing up taking your car to follow his 'boyfriend' who he had a 'lovers tiff' with and then he's NEVER seen again. Like did he even return the car?? I don't think so??? So from these people's perspective Gordon's just out there chilling with their car being gay and evil.

I just find it so amusing I can't help it

#PLEASE I THINK ABOUT THIS SO OFTEN #red valley #red valley podcast

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every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog

#they won't be able to put me down if I put myself down first #this post came onto my feed at a good time <-just had a mini breakdown bc I felt that I wasn't texting my friends enthusiastically enough

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plagued by horrifying visions of the world that is to come and cursed with a sore throat

[stoleyourgender]

writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

#this post reminded me that its 10 pm and I have an essay due in a few hours thank you

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Nice penis, but I really don’t care. I need to get back to the lab.

#Dr Alice C Woods #my beloved my dearest Dr Woods #nobody knows her but me. bc I created her #that isnt the point #this is so her though #not just bc shes violently lesbian but thats definitely part of it!! #ough I love women who'd gladly commit heinous acts in the name of the greater good slash science

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QUICK. RB THIS WITH THE FIRST SONG LYRIC THAT COMES TO YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU SEE THIS POST. THAT IS AN ORDER

#and when I'm done you'd wish that you were dead #I'll make you fight for me..... #ough fight for me by AlicebanD is amazing guys listen to it please please please

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Nice penis, but I really don’t care. I need to get back to the lab.

#prev is so real. #this is absolutely #bryony halbech #I stand by my word and my love for the aro+aspec bryony headcanon

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Someday, somewhere, somehow

#OUUHH MARTIN WITH A BEARD MARTIN WITH A BEARD #this art style feels like being wrapped in a warm blanket and being sat beside a fireplace with a your favorite mug of hot chocolate #going insane over this aughhhh #the magnus archives #tma #jonmartin

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I personally believe more people should listen to red valley. more people should talk about red valley. more people should succumb to the insanity that is red valley and I'm not just saying this because I need more people to talk to about it

#I lied it's because I need more people to talk to about it #red valley #red valley podcast #rv