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Cineplex kid is like Miss Rabbit from peppa pig. He's just everywhere and has atleast 5 jobs everyday

lmao yes

#cineplex teen #team starkid

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So I made headcanon's of who each LIB's favorite Hatchetfield High student based on this https://www.tumblr.com/itsdefinitely/732436210725879808/this-is-how-richies-death-went-in-my-head and its sequels

Wiggly: Richie because that man is just attracted to autistics, I mean how do you think he wound up with Wilbur

Pokey: Ruth is a fellow theater kid and I just like the idea of his two favorites being the most theater kid to ever theater kid, and Paul

Nibbly: Steph because she’s hot (future Honey Queen/meal) and Nibbly would also totally be in an all night argument over a dog

Blinky: Grace because high school is dramatic enough, now following the religious girl with a slight god-complex and now the drama can include multiple homicides :D

And finally and most obviously, Tinky: Pete, this fucker is obsessed with Ted so of course he’d love smaller and sadder Ted, mainly to shove him into a lock to get him used to being in a square

yup this is all true

#wiggly starkid #richie lipschitz #pokey starkid #ruth fleming #nibbly starkid #stephanie lauter #blinky starkid #grace chasity #tinky starkid #peter spankoffski #team starkid

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Coffee Order head canons:

• Ted - iced chai with 2 shots of espresso

• Paul - black coffee if it’s Emma working (makes her job easier), iced caramel frappe with whip cream if she’s not

• Charlotte - london fog (earl grey latte with vanilla)

• Bill - whatever someone else feels like giving him, but black coffee is his default

• Emma - iced toffee latte (she secretly mixes in CBD)

• Peter - hot chocolate, maybe a peppermint hot chocolate if it’s winter

• Steph - iced quad shot lavender & vanilla oatmilk latte

• Ruth - can of monster or an Italian soda, no in between

• Richie - matcha latte (maybe some honey added)

• Grace - hot water (eventually discovers herbal tea and does that with no sweetener)

ohhh these are great i love this

#ted spankoffski #paul matthews #charlotte sweetly #bill woodward #emma perkins #peter spankoffski #stephanie lauter #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #grace chasity #team starkid

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Ted got a teddy bear from Jenny when they were in college together. She got it as a gag gift for him for his birthday, and named it Teddy after him.

He always held on to thay bear, keeping it on a special shelf in his room.

awww yeah..

#ted spankoffski #jenny starkid #team starkid

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I don't know why,but I feel like Richie from NPMD hates Steph. Like,I mean HATES her. Like,whenever he sees her,he thinks "ah....well,well,well...my old nemesis."

yeah ill belive that

#richie lipschitz #stephanie lauter #nerdy prudes must die #team starkid

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Agnes Florentine KILLED her husband okay no one's telling me otherwise

okay hell yeah

#agnes florentine #wayward guide #shipwrecked comedy

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Artemis and Paul are both trans

yes this is true

#artemis schue-horyn #paul schue-horyn #wayward guide #shipwrecked comedy

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Since xover asks are allowed (brace yourself it's going to be lengthy):

If The Good Place characters were to be in Hatchetfield it would be like this:

Eleanor would work at CCRP and would be the worst coworker next to Ted, targetted by Wiggly

Chidi would be a professor in Hatchetfield College but also do occasional classes in Hatchetfield High, targetted by Pokey

Jason would be selling drugs to our children >:( fake drugs tho), targetted by Tinky

Tahani would be a part of the rich Boating Society - whatever the hell that means, targetted by Nibbly

Michael would be a bartender at the Birdhouse, while desperately trying to find a decent architecture company (there are none), targetted by Blinky

Janet would be one of the many many local cryptids, targetted by all, bothered by none

Thank you for your time.

oh this is great! i love this

#the good place #hachetfield #team starkid

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When Wiggiy first watched the the commercial for the tickle me wiggly he was trying to not look embarrassed. His brothers were dying of laughter cause it made him sound ridiculous. Even his voice was hilarious

Wiggly wanted to strangle Wiley. But then again it worked out good

ohh yeah lmao yes

#wiggly starkid #lords in black #black friday #team starkid

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Lex was affected by Wiggly, she just broke out of it way way faster off screen, since she realized that her dream to be an actress in California isnt worth more than her family.

yes!

#lex foster #wiggly starkid #black friday #team starkid

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Emma Perkins has tokophobia

yeah

#emma perkins #team starkid

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What I think the DnD characters of the NPMD crew would be.

Peter: High Elf Alchemist Artificer. His specialty is chemistry so a sub class all about making elixirs is right up his alley.

Ruth: Tiefling Lore Bard. I don't think this needs much explanation in you know what the stereotypical bard is like.

Richie: Aarakocra Arcane Trickster Rouge. First he's Zeek the Fighting Night Hawk, second he loves to sneak attack and picture it like one of those anime finisher moves and third he definitely flavors all his spells like Naruto or Demon Slayer techniques

Steph: Half Elf Shadow Magic Sorcerer. She's playing this game to let loose her frustration and daddy issues by blasting bad guys with fireball , so a class that can let her do that and has a sub class that can let her be edgy and summon a dog sound good to her.

Grace: Human Devotion Paladin. Again I don't think I need to explain this one, but I can also see Oath Breaker or Great Old One Warlock if it's post NPMD.

Would this be a balance party? Probably not, but I don't care.

oooooo these are all awesome

#peter spankoffski #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #stephanie lauter #grace chasity #nerdy prudes must die #team starkid

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Sniggles taste extremely awful as a defense mechanism so Nibbly won’t eat them

this is a cool idea!

#sniggles #nibbly starkid #team starkid

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richie and ruth both have Ted’s number and will send him stupid pictures that they take of Pete

yup

#richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #team starkid

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Courtesy of my aunt : all the hatchetfield shows are just a bunch of little kids playing pretend.

aww this is great

#hachetfield #team starkid

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ruth was an avid reader of twilight, but it also led to her not talking to richie for a week over them arguing over jacob vs edward

yeah

#ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #team starkid

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Ruth and Richie both stim by howling. It’s a bonding activity <3

Pete thinks they’re weirdos but they’re too busy awoo-ing together to care

yes! this is great

#ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #peter spankoffski #nerdy prudes must die #team starkid