I hate Charted. And obviously I hate Charlotte and Sam as a ship
Charlotte deserves better. She deserves to get a divorce and then kill both Sam AND Ted. She’s too good for them.
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YOUR APOTHEOSIS IS UPON YOU!!
JOIN THE HIVE!!!
Erm, uh, I mean, it's time for our first Hatchetfield-themed palate cleanser! No end of the world here, no sir, just a musical, though if you're a certain guy named Paul that may be an even worse fate...
That's right! Blinky's watching The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals this weekend! Get your sniggle on and please join us for a visit back to the incredibly special show that started it all.
Please note that the THE WATCH PARTIES WILL BE ON SUNDAY (NOT SATURDAY) due to the Pit Stop In Hatchetfield Livestream. And because TGWDLM is a full musical and the two timeslots are so close together, we will be starting right at the announced time, instead of allowing for the usual grace period for people to join. Have a La-Dee-Dah-Dah Time Letting It Out!
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Dude this guy really does not like musicals
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Call me back when you get this.
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the beanies employees call each other bitch during shifts.
emma has to check the rota pretty much day to find out Bitch #4’s actual name.
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Ur breaking my heart Char 😢💔
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Alright. This may be a controversial opinion but Paul is not the Wet Cat character of Hatchetfield. Neither is Ted, neither is Richie. No it doesn’t matter that Paul is an actual cat. Nor does it matter that Ted went through hell and back a thousand times then realized he lost his house keys. Nor does it matter that Richie talks like that. Because wet cathood is about a very specific vibe. And not even Jon Matteson’s big sad eyes can earn him top spot because he’s not Starkid’s only pair of big sad “buy them brown contacts” blue eyes. That’s right, In this essay I will explain how Charlotte Sweetly is THE true Wet Cat of Hatchetfield …
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sorry for bullying charlotte but....
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I wouldn't say Charted is a healthy relationship, but I do think it makes a lot of sense to pair up a woman openly in love (with Sam), secretly longing for sex, with a man openly longing for sex, secretly in love (with Charlottle).
It's an interesting take on unrequited love.
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I know that, in canon, the Latte Hatte is Zoey, but my headcanon is that Ted is actually referring to Nora because he's a pathetic wet cat of a man with a Type. There is no actual "Latte Hatte" because everyone just imagines whichever of the three Beanie's workers they like and rolls with it.
Ted's goes "ah, yeah, the Latte Hatte (Nora)" and Paul nods sagely "indeed, the Latte Hatte (Emma)" while Bill's like "Don't talk that way about her (Zoey); she reminds me of my daughter!"
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for the occasion of national women’s day shoutout to my favorite hatchetfield women reblog this post and add yours
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" She looks to Sam, then reaches into her purse and takes out a pack of cigarettes; She lights up and leans on the bookshelf; She looks up and clasps her hands in prayer. "
Based off of a bit in the Script I found. Just some real evocative imagery here and I love her so so much.
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