Guys. Can we PLEASE talk about how hideous Ted’s outfit is in the IHNMAIMS game is? It is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
Like girl… what the fuck is this. What’s with the damn jacket around his shoulder? WHAT IS THE REASON?! He looks like one of the sweater bros from the Amazing World of Gumball.
Okay I can get behind the turtleneck and vest I GUESS. Actually no the sweater on sweater combo is terrible. Even if the vest isn’t a sweater vest, like… a suit vest over a turtleneck? GOOD LORD GET A BETTER OUTFIT!!! AND AT LEAST WEAR THAT DAMN JACKET PROPERLY!!!! AND THE COLORS- The black pants? Good yes very nice good job Ted! The green turtle neck? Sure thats a nice green! The brown vest? Uh.. okay.. its alright I guess. The brown doesn’t really fit but whatever. THE WHITE JACKET AROUND THE SHOULDERS?? NO FUCK YOU TED!! GET A BETTER OUTFIT!!!!
Alright I’m done now. Someone has to agree with me tho right?
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greetings from ted’s kingdom
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“WHY IS THERE SO MUCH P%#n!”
Summary: pretty much this https://youtu.be/5khrrCXhAcA?si=EbI43LBLXhZ-g_Ip
Y/n: *holding up her phone so she can get in a call.*
“Shit I can never get a signal in this crappy hotel.”
*y/n sat her phone down and looked at angel.*
Y/n: “hey, hun. Can I use your laptop.”
Angel: “sure I don’t mind.”
*y/n gets off the couch and walks to the front counter where angels laptop was charging.*
Y/n: “thank you Cher.”
….
Y/N: “WHAT IN THE FUCK!”
*angel gets up out of his seat and Alastor (who’s y/n husband) appears to see distress.*
*as angel got to the counter him and Alastor respond at the same time.*
Angel: “what the hell happened”
Alastor: “you ok love I heard your distress.“
*y/na hands gripped her hair wide eyes like a deer in head lights.*
Y/n: “THERES SO MUCH PORN!”
*alastor audibly made a record scratch and left the scenes so you and angel could hash it.*
Angel: “why are you looking at my private shit!”
*angel said with his arms out in frustration.*
Y/n: “angel this ain’t private, IT WAS WIDE OPEN!.”
*y/N scrolled down hopeing to exit.*
Y/N: “THERE IS LIKE THOUSANDS!”
Angel: “IVE BEEN MEANING TO CLEAN THE SHIT!”
Y/n: “what is this shit CLOCK WISE, COUNTER CLOCK WISE… CHICKS WITH DICKS..”
Angel: “listen the toung placement is important.”
Y/N: “YOU SICK FUCK!”
Angel: “I NEED HELP!”
Y/N: “ANGEL THERE ARE NO CHICKS WITH DICKS ONLY DRAGS WITH BAGS!”
Angel: “OKAY I HAVE AN ISSUE MAYBE I WANTED TO BE CAUGHT!”
*angel started to cry as y/n put both of their hands on his shoulders.*
Y/n: “Angel, now you listen to me your gonna go out there and meet somebody, your out of control here!”
Angel: “alright alright you will just advert your eyes from the computer.”
Y/N: “I mean it next dick you see do it.”
Angel: “fine I’m done, I’m done.”
*angel relaxed as he noticed y/n grabbing the laptop.*
Y/N: “let’s get rid of this.”
Angel: “woah woah we can just delete the files.”
Y/N: “no no no that shit can be recovered we got to smash this shit, and with a hammer.”
*cut to y/n smashing the laptop with angel.*
Angel: “okay, you good.”
Y/n: “nope it can still be recovered we gotta burry it in the harbor.”
*cut to angel and y/n in diving suits to get rid of his stash.*
*angel and y/n are bonded over this experience while Alastor was traumatized*
A/n: this was a shit post and was board ofc it’s gonna be bad. And yes I changed the script abit.
Love y’all!
-Shugar
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Ted is fat, floofy, and tired of putting up with other people's nonsense this Fat Bear Friday
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