starcanwrecked-confessions

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mariah playing a secret character in cinderella's castle? here's how the lesbians can still win (puts on clown makeup) (also im claiming 🦑 as my signoff if thats chill)

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#confession #starkid #cinderella's castle

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Can I claim 😸?

Yup

#not a confession

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I recently found out that Curt was in the tubi Depp v Heard movie about just the US trial and it made me feel very weird. I guess if someone is really anti Heard they wouldn't care. I'm not anti Heard so idk it just makes me uncomfortable? Maybe as a dv victim I'm just sensitive to stuff like that.

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#confession #starkid #curt mega

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i feel like people saying curtwen were always doomed to fail (like a previous anon sorry for the callout) cheapens the tragedy a little bit? like part of the reason it hurts so much is that it really didn't have to be this way. they COULD have been happy if things didn't go the way they did.

idk i find myself a lot more compelled by the idea that things COULD have been better, but they aren't.

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#confession #tin can bros #spies are forever

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wow people really love arguing about Grace…

I mean, what did I expect?

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#confession #starkid #hatchetfield #grace chasity

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Anyone know where the little white lie season 2 script ended up? I remember reading it YEARS ago but I can’t remember where it was available

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#No idea but I'm sure it's around here somewhere #confession #starkid #little white lie

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kinda bothers me when people say jagerski is a 'forbidding to date because he has a crush him' thing. he only didnt let peter into pasqualis because that wouldve broken his hierarchy. he also has a crush on him but thats a different matter entirely. claugerman on the other hand.... there was quite literally no reason to forbid kyle from dating brenda. care to explain yourself mr jagerman

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#confession #starkid #hatchetfield #npmd #nerdy prudes must die

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i think that some of us need to learn when we can just keep things as inside thoughts. i read plenty of headcanons and go "no i think that's ooc ❤️" and then I think that in my brain and go about my day. it doesn't need to be a debate

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#confession #starkid

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t4t holyghost but they're both nonbinary

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#confession #starkid #hatchetfield #holyghost

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why do people view grace as a lesbian? /genq please i want to understand this headcanon

Because why not, that's just how headcanons are really

#confession #starkid #hatchetfield #grace chasity

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the michies and the holyghost shippers need to form a coalition. it's us against the world (not really, i just joined a hf server and was kind of shocked to see that everyone kind of universally hated both of those ships. it's nbd and i'm not like, upset that they're unpopular in this corner of the hatchet fandom but I'm obsessed with them and I wanted to talk about it ):)

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#confession #starkid #hatchetfield #michie #holyghost

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ik we all love the idea of Mariah Ethan and I do too but I also want to see Will Ethan! he's already shown that 1. he can nail the lovable idiot trope 2. he sounds absolutely heavenly with angela

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#confession #starkid #hatchetfield #ethan green

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charlotte isnt as bad as sam is for a multitude of reason

1. sam’s intentionally neglectful. charlotte puts effort into making the relationship work, but sam continuously ignores her, her needs and her wants for a woman far younger than charlotte, which is both cruel and just a tad gross. emma quite literally says that zoey’s ten years younger than her, and she is in a similar age range to the rest of CCRP, including charlotte!!!

2. speaking of which, sam sleeps around because he wants to!! we can tell he doesnt want charlotte anymore, and instead wants to mess around with women younger than her. CHARLOTTE sleeps around because she feels neglected, rightfully fucking so!

3. instead of breaking things off with charlotte, sam STAYS WITH HER and CHEATS ON HER.

anyways tldr sam is far worse than charlotte, she has every right to cheat on him <333

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#confession #starkid #hatchetfield #charlotte sweetly #sam sweetly

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hi its me im the run achilles guy. whichever mutual came in to clarify that its my filter tag ily <3 kissing you on the forehead and spinning around with you and pushing you on the swings lalalala !!!! okay anyways. wanna clarify that i also have the tags for the things that i want filtered blocked on their own but like . sometimes people dont want to maintag a post for any number of reasons. thats when a catchall filter is really useful. other examples are like. [name] hide or [name] dont look. theyre very common or at least. i thought they were. thats all sorry !

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my dream starkid roles are Paul, Wiggly, Max, and Draco. Paul and Wiggly because they are my favorite characters, Draco because I could realistically be him, and Max because I think it would be funny.

For context, I'm a 5'4 androgynous guy who has a baby face and I overall look non-threatening. I just think it would be a little funny after Literal Monster, when the audience expects Max to be this big terrifying guy. Imagine, instead of that big scary guy, a short, chubby, gender ambiguous dude strolls out and belts about how evil he is. Comedy gold, in my opinion.

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#confession #starkid

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It feels kinda weird that so many of the most popular headcannon are woman who is canonically attracted to men is a lesbian. Like you know m-specs exist right

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#confession #starkid #hatchetfield

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frank pricely x gary goldstein

they’re called lawyer zone

thank you and goodnight

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#confession #starkid #frank pricely #gary goldstein #lawyer zone