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Chapter 8 is pretty hard for me to write as it contains explicit descriptions of child abuse. Hopefully it will be done today, but you may have to wait until monday or tuesday. I've been having to take breaks from it, just due to my personal past life experiences.

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Oh for the love of fuck

I keep forgetting to put my fic updates on here lmao there is 7 chapters now! Ch 8 should be done by tomorrow, so look forward to that if you're reading on ao3!

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MULLET STAN AND RESEARCHER FORD.

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Wow I realized I haven't posted my fic here in a hot second! I am in fact on ch 7 now! I've been insanely busy with work lately so it's not been getting written as fast as I would like but ah well.

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Okay this, but then it slowly turns into fiddlestanwich

Been thinking about f*ddauthor but specifically in the context of their relationship driving Stan absolutely crazy. What does this mean?

#i think thats the ship name #i like this concept

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I know you read the fic and are loving it! Therefore, you are disappointed at the lack of updates this week. I need you to understand something tho:

NOBODY IS ENTITLED TO MY WORK.

I have a 9-5 and have been working on creating stock for the Etsy shop I am launching soon. On top of that, I also have friends and family to socialize with. The update isn't always going to be on time. Do not expect it to be.

I'm glad you're invested in my work and love it, but please understand it is not the only thing I do with my time.

#subway speaks

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going forward i will only consume problematic media

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It is literally crazy how often people will, without a hint of irony, say shit like "if you are into cnc/intox/somno/incest/etc I'll fucking kill you/kill yourself/you should fucking die" all in a million variations and it's like damn, looks like someone is really thinking about inflicting violence, you could even say perhaps fantasizing about it, quite a lot. But don't worry you're wayyy better than those filthy degenerates because unlike them, you don't ask for consent before telling them to kill themselves, negotiate boundaries prior, keep channels of communication open, and care for them afterwards and strengthen the relationship. No you're sooo much more moral than them cause you actually just want them to die. No further reflection needed 👍

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If you got a book from marmorafarms, that was me!

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if you're ok with an incessant amount of boops reblog this so I can get those other 2 badges <3

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going forward i will only consume problematic media

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"Ford is so much hotter than Stan he looks younger and just better and Stan aged badly"

Bro they swapped clothes and tricked their family and an all knowing demon into thinking they were the other. That tells me they aged pretty much the same. Their only difference is fitness level and hair color/length.

And on that particular note, I personally prefer Stan bc he's fat and hairy. That is my type exactly and I will not let you slander him!!!!

They are both beautiful and sexy but they have the same face and general build. So I'm blowing the biggest raspberry in your direction.

Oh also: i can already see the torches and pitchforks so let me say...you can find Ford hotter!!! This is not about Ford being an inferior choice!!!

I should make a whole presentation on this lmao

#subway speaks #stan pines #ford pines #gravity falls #this is a silly post btw #try not to take it too seriously

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The Mystery Shack

(Someone on my server said this shop was basically the Mystery Shack, so I felt obliged to add Stan to it 😂)

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We're Walking A Tight Rope: Ch 5

Warnings: Child abuse, panic attacks, sibling incest

You can find the chapter below!

Teaser:

“Sixer, I don’t know if that’s a good idea,” Stan said. “Yesterday you were complain’ about how I wanted us to live in a studio or one bedroom together! Sayin’ we needed privacy. Sharing a bed won’t give us privacy.”

Ford squirmed in his chair. “Yes but it would be temporary. Just until I got my own bed.” Stan bit his lip. Okay…if it was only temporary…that could be okay.

They’d be doing out of necessity. Ford could easily explain the situation away. And on Stan’s side, getting to “accidentally” cuddle his twin, the man he loved, would be a secret bonus that nobody needed to know about.

He nodded, and Ford seemed to relax a little. “The contract is per term,” Ford said. “After this term I can move in. I’ll just need to get a job and save up a bit. You and Rick are both okay with it, yes?”

#stancest #ao3 fanfic #my writing

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does anyone want to play 'first faggot to moan loses' where we both get stupid high and wrestle while fully clothed until one of us gets a hand down the other's pants

#welp i know the next one shot i'm writing #excellent inspiration

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The Bonds of Symmetry

Hey I'm back with another piece based on the CSAC universe by @cellard0ors ! I'm doing an unofficial wedding series with one shots about Preston and Stan's wedding prep and perhaps the actual wedding itself!

This chapter is explicit so MINORS DNI!

Content warnings: Sibling incest, referenced past child abuse

Summary: Stan and Preston are planning their wedding music, and get distracted by the past and each other.

You can find it here:

Teaser:

“Fergie? Didn’t know you were a fan,” Stan said, shoulder bumping Preston, who glared at him.

“I’m not,” Preston said. “But Tad had a girlfriend who was and I had to listen to those wretched lyrics blast throughout the house.”

“Which song?” Stan asked curiously.

“Glamorous,” Preston spat. “You know, the one where she says her father told her ‘If you ain’t got no money take your broke ass home.’ Vulgar lyrics,” Preston said with a shudder.

“Oh. That one,” Stan said and suddenly fell quiet. “That song always kinda hit home.”

“How so?” Preston asked. “It’s about a rich woman who--”

“Whose dad tells her that if she’s not rich she can fuck off,” Stan spat, and Preston froze. Clearly he had hit a nerve, and he wasn’t sure how best to respond.

“Well…yes,” Preston replied lamely.

“It just reminds me of my Pops,” Stan muttered. “Did I ever tell you what he said to me when Ford got into West Coast Tech?”

#my writing #csac stuff will be on my main #but i'll reblog it here too in case y'all are interested

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#me when i first got into stancest tbh #i was like ew gross #and then was like hmmm actually you know what #kinda hot #actually really hot #okay i'm down